What is the worst film you have ever seen?

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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,818MI6 Agent
    Lol Good Morning Mini G!

    The shirt remover will have been Taylor Lautner. One of my mate's looks like his older brother, something I stupidly commented on in front of several women at work. They pestered me for a week till I noted he is not single!
    I saw a couple of the Twilights on Film 4. The later one was alright, but the first film is dire. How it generated a series of them is a mystery to me. Give me Joss Wheadon's Buffy with Sarah M Geller and Co any day!

    Avoid The Thing prequel like the plague! Intended to be a carefully made story, it lacks subtlety and the CGI is blatent. Very disappointing.

    Another one I didn't get - The Iron Lady. Beautifully made and Meryl Streep is frighteningly good, but there is no story! Its a flat retread of Thatchers life, with no comment or reflection on the impact she had. Extremely underwhelming for a story about a politician who caused so much agro.
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  • 00730073 COPPosts: 1,067MI6 Agent
    Any and all of the Austin Powers flicks. I just..... I mean..... (sigh) Crap of that magnitude just makes me sad...
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  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia, PAPosts: 754MI6 Agent
    The worst? Well certainly not the least entertaining but The Room and Birdemic: Shock and Terror are phenomenally bad!!

    The worst in terms of least entertaining and worst made would be Son of the Mask. I forced myself to watch this in high school because it looked so bad, I wanted to say that I got through the worst movie ever made. I couldn't do it :(
  • rebentonrebenton Birmingham ALPosts: 276MI6 Agent
    Sharknado.....

    Need I say anything else?
  • ixtoreixtore NYCPosts: 111MI6 Agent
    Daisy Miller.
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  • HardyboyHardyboy Posts: 5,912Chief of Staff
    A candidate could be a movie I saw two days ago, The Paperboy. A terrific cast--Nicole Kidman, Matthew McConaughey, John Cusack, Scott Glenn, Macy Gray--caught up in one of the slimiest messes I've ever seen. I can only think the actors thought they were doing a provocative art film because each one manages to degrade him- or herself in front of the camera, usually in some sexually perverse way. There's also one disgusting image after the other--and the guts tumbling out of a freshly-opened alligator is the least of them. I wanted to fumigate my Blu-Ray player when it was over. . .
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    rebenton wrote:
    Sharknado.....

    Need I say anything else?

    I wouldn't even call that a film!
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  • AdamCarterJonesAdamCarterJones UKPosts: 303MI6 Agent
    rebenton wrote:
    Sharknado.....

    Need I say anything else?

    Hey, Sharknado has a cult following, don't you know!?... Though having never seen it, I can't comment on whether or not its cult status is deserved :))

    Worst film, in my opinion, has to be Evil Aliens (2005).

    Went to the cinema randomly and looked on the board of film times and chose the next film showing. There were images of all the films on this board, but there was no image of Evil Aliens, which should have served as a warning to my cousin and I. We went in, sat down and so did another six people - two couples and two friends. One couple left after 10 mins. The other couple left after 30 mins. The two friends left after 40 mins. Remember like it was yesterday. My cousin and I stayed until the very end, of which we deserved a medal, and as the only ones remaining we chatted through the rest of the film (mostly about how bad the film was and that we'd never make the same mistake again) as it was the biggest pile of doodah ever!! It was and is the only film I have ever talked through whilst in the cinema - it was truly that bad... in my opinion, of course :p
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  • SherbrookSherbrook Melbourne AustraliaPosts: 137MI6 Agent
    I think that things like Sharknado are deliberately made to get notoriety for badness so they don't qualify

    Movies like The Beast Of Yucca Flats were made with noble intentions but fail on all counts
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  • 007007 ClassifiedPosts: 372MI6 Agent
    Atlantic Rim.
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  • NeverSayDieNeverSayDie Posts: 495MI6 Agent
    Not the worst film ever made but I was bitterly disappointed with 'Man of Steel'. 1/10
    I've had two watch the first two Donner Superman films, Superman Returns, read the Death of Superman and watch the first season of Smallville to get Man Of Steel out of my system.
  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,326MI6 Agent
    Not the worst film ever made but I was bitterly disappointed with 'Man of Steel'. 1/10
    I've had two watch the first two Donner Superman films, Superman Returns, read the Death of Superman and watch the first season of Smallville to get Man Of Steel out of my system.

    I actually enjoyed it a fair bit (was expecting the worst!)
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    I hate Kingpin! I think it's one of the poor Farrelly brothers films. I didn't laugh once, shame really considering the likes of Me, Myself And Irene and There's Something About Mary.
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Not the worst film ever made but I was bitterly disappointed with 'Man of Steel'. 1/10
    I've had two watch the first two Donner Superman films, Superman Returns, read the Death of Superman and watch the first season of Smallville to get Man Of Steel out of my system.

    Actually I thought Man of Steel was pretty good, but speaking of Superman movies, Superman IV: The Quest for Peace was absolutely abysmal!
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  • When M met QWhen M met Q Posts: 32MI6 Agent
    Christopher Reeve hit the gym for his part in Superman, the new guy is like a stick in comparison...
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  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,326MI6 Agent
    Christopher Reeve hit the gym for his part in Superman, the new guy is like a stick in comparison...

    Que??????????
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  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,326MI6 Agent
    Not the worst film ever made but I was bitterly disappointed with 'Man of Steel'. 1/10
    I've had two watch the first two Donner Superman films, Superman Returns, read the Death of Superman and watch the first season of Smallville to get Man Of Steel out of my system.

    Superman Returns??? I thought that was the dullest one out of the lot
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  • PPK 7.65mmPPK 7.65mm Saratoga Springs NY USAPosts: 1,256MI6 Agent
    Speaking of Superman movies, Superman IV: The Quest for Peace is another bad movie that I have seen. The lower budget was evident during the whole movie in terms of special effects and sets , the sub plot about the Daily Planet getting bought out by some tabloid editor was dumb, Nuclear Man was a poor villain compared to Lex and General Zod, and once again dumb jokes came into play like the theatrical cut of Superman II.

    Also Lenny Luther Lex's nephew was really annoying in every scene he was in.
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,485MI6 Agent
    Londoners may be interested to learn that Superman: The Movie (1978) is getting two showings at the Prince Charles cinema in early September.
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  • esseUKesseUK EnglandPosts: 53MI6 Agent
    City rats with Mr danny dyer, bad film and very bad actor 8-)
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    any film with Hugh Grant in it ,dam that's the Man from UNCLE ruined then :#
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  • When M met QWhen M met Q Posts: 32MI6 Agent
    No Country For Old Men was a good film but the ending was TERRIBLE!
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