most unattractive Bond conquest

toddthatchertoddthatcher ohioPosts: 74MI6 Agent
in The James Bond Films
I'm sure this has perhaps been a subject thread before, but who do you believe, out of all 23 films, is the most unattractive Bond conquest in the history of the series. It has to be someone he had relations with or where at least flirtation existed. For example, Lotte Lenya doesn't count :)

Mine might have to be the belly dancer in Golden Gun.
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  • ZorinIndustriesZorinIndustries United StatesPosts: 837MI6 Agent
    I'd say the Indian hotel servicewoman in Octopussy. She never did grow on me :))
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  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    Mayday
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  • TheundeadkennedyTheundeadkennedy Posts: 292MI6 Agent
    Mayday times two
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    Saida, the bellydancer in TMWTGG. Maybe she has a nice figure but her face is... well, le't's just say that Tiger's line about Kissy's face is more suited here.
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Frauline Bunt, truly gomping
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,104Chief of Staff
    toddthatcher wrote:
    who do you believe, out of all 23 films, is the most unattractive Bond conquest in the history of the series. It has to be someone he had relations with or where at least flirtation existed.

    Given the above conditions, it has to be
    http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/javier-bardem-skyfall-best-bond-villain-ever-181233179.html
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,489MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    Frauline Bunt, truly gomping

    We are yet to see the reconfigured scene where Bond is surprised by Ms Bunt in bed at Piz Gloria but nonetheless gets his end away with her...
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Napoleon Plural wrote:
    We are yet to see the reconfigured scene where Bond is surprised by Ms Bunt in bed at Piz Gloria but nonetheless gets his end away with her...

    yeah, Roger Bond would have shagged her* anyhow - that's for sure :D

    * like he did with Mayday :#
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  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,489MI6 Agent
    Yeah, he'd get a chance to bang someone nearer his age! :D
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  • PolynikesPolynikes U.k.Posts: 276MI6 Agent
    Mayday!..... Gross
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  • don pdon p Posts: 607MI6 Agent
    Napoleon Plural wrote:
    Yeah, he'd get a chance to bang someone nearer his age! :D


    hahaha... thats a goodun...
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    nah, he did all that for Queen and Country.....
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Another vote for Mayday!
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  • Agent SidewinderAgent Sidewinder Posts: 223MI6 Agent
    Assuming this is 'most unattractive Bond apart from Mayday', I'll go for Tiffany Case. Never found anything attractive about her....even in the bikini.
  • FiremassFiremass AlaskaPosts: 1,910MI6 Agent
    Dolph Lundgren must have thought Mayday was hot...seeing as they were dating at the time.
    My current 10 favorite:

    1. GE 2. MR 3. OP 4. TMWTGG 5. TSWLM 6. TND 7. TWINE 8.DN 9. GF 10. AVTAK
  • lordofthejimmylordofthejimmy New YorkPosts: 34MI6 Agent
    Mayday... I'm not even sure that's a woman...
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  • SpectreBlofeldSpectreBlofeld AroundPosts: 364MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    toddthatcher wrote:
    who do you believe, out of all 23 films, is the most unattractive Bond conquest in the history of the series. It has to be someone he had relations with or where at least flirtation existed.

    Given the above conditions, it has to be
    http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/javier-bardem-skyfall-best-bond-villain-ever-181233179.html

    I laughed!
  • ChromeJobChromeJob Durham, NC USAPosts: 149MI6 Agent
    A: Irma Bunt (though he gets knocked out before he gets to even first base).
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  • DangerMouseDangerMouse Benfleet, EssexPosts: 235MI6 Agent
    Paris Carver. Never really thought she was all that attractive.
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,871MI6 Agent
    Rosa Klebb with those milk bottle galsses.

    Seriously, Rosie Carver.
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  • toddthatchertoddthatcher ohioPosts: 74MI6 Agent
    the whole plot in TND that 007 seemed to really care for Carver seemed a little off to me. there was nothing about her character that led the audience to know why Bond would've felt that way. at least that's why I came with it. I'm actually writing my movie blog post on TND right now and writing posts on all entries thru Goldeneye so far. TND should be up later today.

    http://toddmthatcher.wordpress.com/category/the-007-files/
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    What I noticed most about Tiffany Case in a bikini is that she had absolutely no rear-end until Bond slipped her the cassette!
    Agent Sidewinder wrote:
    Assuming this is 'most unattractive Bond apart from Mayday', I'll go for Tiffany Case. Never found anything attractive about her....even in the bikini.
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  • Dalkowski110Dalkowski110 Posts: 1,314MI6 Agent
    edited January 2013
    ZorinIndustries wrote:
    I'd say the Indian hotel servicewoman in Octopussy. She never did grow on me :))

    Irony: I thought she was one of the most attractive Bond girls, period. I'm also serious. But there's no accounting for taste. :s ;) :))
    By the way, are you gonna eat that?
  • TheundeadkennedyTheundeadkennedy Posts: 292MI6 Agent
    Dalkowski110 wrote:
    ZorinIndustries wrote:
    I'd say the Indian hotel servicewoman in Octopussy. She never did grow on me :))

    Irony: I thought she was one of the most attractive Bond girls, period. I'm also serious. But there's no accounting for taste. :s ;) :))

    Agreed. I thought she was very attractive.
  • ZorinIndustriesZorinIndustries United StatesPosts: 837MI6 Agent
    Theundeadkennedy wrote:
    Dalkowski110 wrote:
    ZorinIndustries wrote:
    I'd say the Indian hotel servicewoman in Octopussy. She never did grow on me :))

    Irony: I thought she was one of the most attractive Bond girls, period. I'm also serious. But there's no accounting for taste. :s ;) :))

    Agreed. I thought she was very attractive.

    Hahaha opinions are opinions, I respect yours. However, we can at least agree on May Day
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  • ZorinIndustriesZorinIndustries United StatesPosts: 837MI6 Agent
    Okay, go ahead and sue me for this one, but I never found Sylvia Trench attractive! Not saying she's the worst by any means, but I just never found her all that beautiful. I'm not quite sure why. Her face just seemed to be crooked in the films.

    Anyone with me?... Fellas?... :))

    It's very interesting to see everyone's different viewpoints on this discussion board in general. That's why i love this site so much: variety.
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  • Dalkowski110Dalkowski110 Posts: 1,314MI6 Agent
    ZorinIndustries wrote:
    Hahaha opinions are opinions, I respect yours. However, we can at least agree on May Day

    Yep. :)) Also happen to agree with you on Sylvia Trench, although it was probably not the actress. She seemed to be marinating her face in makeup and that's never a turn-on for me.
    By the way, are you gonna eat that?
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    I feel the same about Sylvia Trench. I remember thinking that Bond could do better than that!
    ZorinIndustries wrote:
    Okay, go ahead and sue me for this one, but I never found Sylvia Trench attractive! Not saying she's the worst by any means, but I just never found her all that beautiful. I'm not quite sure why. Her face just seemed to be crooked in the films.

    Anyone with me?... Fellas?... :))

    It's very interesting to see everyone's different viewpoints on this discussion board in general. That's why i love this site so much: variety.
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • zaphodzaphod Posts: 1,183MI6 Agent
    Blackleiter wrote:
    I feel the same about Sylvia Trench. I remember thinking that Bond could do better than that!
    ZorinIndustries wrote:
    Okay, go ahead and sue me for this one, but I never found Sylvia Trench attractive! Not saying she's the worst by any means, but I just never found her all that beautiful. I'm not quite sure why. Her face just seemed to be crooked in the films.

    Anyone with me?... Fellas?... :))

    It's very interesting to see everyone's different viewpoints on this discussion board in general. That's why i love this site so much: variety.

    Really, I always thought of her as the sexy older woman, she had a real sense of naughtiness about her that suited Bond perfectly. I thought they made a good couple. This stuff is so subjective though as I have been entirely underwhelmed by recent ladies including Vesper which I know is sacrilege and a very minority view in these parts but I thought she was a bit ratty looking.
  • ChromeJobChromeJob Durham, NC USAPosts: 149MI6 Agent
    Gayson was only 33/34 when she made DR. NO, 2 years older than Connery. I liked Sylvia's moxie. She was "out to get" Bond, broke into his apartment and undressed into one of his dress shirts. Certainly as forward and daring as Tracy.
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