Facts on Bond ( Might not be true )

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Timothy Dalton was a back up drummer for the red hot chilli peppers.
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  • Ens007Ens007 EnglandPosts: 863MI6 Agent
    Harold Sakata was a dolphin trainer on Tuesdays.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Since filming the barge scene in CR, DC now shuns any protective equipment for his nether-regions as he has testicles like orange-sized medicine balls.
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    The real reason that M was killed off in Skyfall is because Judi Dench wanted out of the series so that she could play Daniel Day Lewis in the upcoming DDL bio-pic "A Man Named Oscar"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Originally Dolph Lundgren was hired as a Costume designer for AVTAK.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Hugo Drax is the only Bond villain to have a beard.
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,754Chief of Staff
    Hugo Drax is the only Bond villain to have a beard.

    Which is actually a specially trained stunt ferret....trained to cling to his face during filming.
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Daniel Craig has a phobia about keys and can't bear to touch them, thus the Land Rover keys at the Ocean Club in CR and the Bolivian hotel room keys in QoS are given pretty short shrift.

    Possibly the first time I've ever used the word shrift.
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Roger Moores dad was a seargent in the MET police stationed at Brixton
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    Timothy Dalton wanted to write in several lines from Hamlet into the script of LTK, but the idea was scraped by lawyers because EON didn't have the rights to Shakespeare's works.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote :
    Which is actually a specially trained stunt ferret....trained to cling to his face during filming.

    Indeed But it wasn't his first job in the Bond films. He can be seen in silhouette attached to various young
    ladies during the titles of several movies and can you can just catch a glimpse of him with Chew Mee in the
    pool during TMWTGG. ( How he held his breath so long, is amazing )
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bond went to Fettes College While Sean Connery delivered milk to it.
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Also while at Fettes, Bond received boxing lessons from part-time boxing instructor Joseph Connery, father of Sean.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .. and indeed Crochet and Needlepoint lessons from Euphemia Connery's mother.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    George Lazenby was a keen banjo player and while filming OHMSS was
    challenged to a play off by Dame Diana Rigg, leading to a fantastic Banjo duel. :D
    Unfortunately this led to an I'll judged spitting competition, were George was
    Shamed by the great lady's skill over distance and accuracy.
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    Both Timothy Dalton and Pierce Brosnan has served in the armed forces. The reasons this is not generally known is Dalton would have to kill us if he told and Brosnan is just embarrased he was a cook in the navy.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    I'm actually Tim Dalton.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Ah!, That explains a lot. :))
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Licence Tequila :)) {[]
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) that should be the AJB cocktail. {[]
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Steven Segal once broke Sean Connery's wrist.
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Steven Segal once broke Sean Connery's wrist.

    how pray tell
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He was the fight arranger on Highlander. :D
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Bond telling the St Bernard to go and get the brandy in OHMSS was ad libbed by Lazenby himself
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    No stuntmen had to be employed during the Roger Moore years as he did
    ALL his own stunts.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Pierce Brosnsn was art consultant for the sex pistoles.
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Sean Connery briefly worked as a Beefeater at the Tower of London until too many tourists complained that they couldn't understand a word he was saying.
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Sean Connery briefly worked as a Grenadier Guard at Buckingham Palace until too many tourists complained that his busby didn't look real.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    With a bachground in dance Daniel Craig actually invented Twerking !
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Daniel Craig is a season ticket holder at Liverpool football club
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