Questions while watching Bond

Thunderpussy

Has anyone Been asked some either Stupid or annoying questions while
watching a Bond film.
Recently watching Skyfall, near the end when Silva enters The family
Chapel, and Kincade walks in only to be shot at by Silva. Saying something
about not being able to Find any................
So we have a highly dramatic scene, full of tension. When My Wife leans
over to ask " What was he Looking for ?"
Now I have to take myself out of the Film to point out it was probably a
Blanket or something, Rather than the Who gives a Fu*k I'd of Liked to.

Blackleiter

A while back I was watching one of my favorites, YOLT and my wife, who hardly ever pays attention to any Bond movies, said "Even with the makeup on, can't they tell James Bond isn't really Japanese?" Ya think???? 8-)

Thunderpussy

Ah !, Wifes putting Holes in the Plot. )
I suffer with that at Times too.

Charmed & Dangerous

Blackleiter wrote:

A while back I was watching one of my favorites, YOLT and my wife, who hardly ever pays attention to any Bond movies, said "Even with the makeup on, can't they tell James Bond isn't really Japanese?" Ya think???? 8-)

HAha, brilliant!

Charmed & Dangerous

My daughter announced, about 10 mins before the end of Skyfall, that she'd heard that M dies. Then every 20 seconds from the moment that M gets nicked by that bit of debris in the lodge, she said "is she dead yet?"

To be fair there were one or two moments when I thought she was dying, given the leg clutching, falling over in the tunnel and on the heath etc.

And even I wasn't sure how a bit of flying debris on the thigh could kill you, so I nearly asked a question while watching Bond...

always shaken

If you get hit/shot/shrapnel in the thigh you run the risk of hitting your femoral artery
its a big one your could be dead in minuets (Army guys back me up on this one)

Thunderpussy

Also telling you wife To stop putting holes in the plot, Can
also lead to Death.
Or a very Icy Silence at least.

Charmed & Dangerous

always shaken wrote:

If you get hit/shot/shrapnel in the thigh you run the risk of hitting your femoral artery
its a big one your could be dead in minuets (Army guys back me up on this one)

Thanks, Always Shaken!

CEOofawesome

Not really. Though I did ask myself "What the heck is going on?!" When I was watching Live and Let Die. Man I did not understand that film...

NeverSayDie

Apart from Casino Royale and Skyfall my girlfriend won't watch Bomd with me so she plays on her computer every so often I'll hear a disapproving groan when Roger Moore says one of his lines.

AlphaOmegaSin

NeverSayDie wrote:

Apart from Casino Royale and Skyfall my girlfriend won't watch Bomd with me so she plays on her computer every so often I'll hear a disapproving groan when Roger Moore says one of his lines.

'Call me James, five Days to Alaska'

Napoleon Plural

Yeah, I mean imagine if the bog got blocked on the way... It's pretty cramped in that sub. That would put a dampener on the romance.

Charmed & Dangerous

It would certainly strain East-West relations... But I'm sure, if anyone could pull it off, Sir Rog would still be abe to keep the British end up.

raptors_887

One of my parents will always come downstairs during the worst possible point of a movie. Like when theres a sex scene on and they ask me what I'm watching.

RogueAgent007

always shaken wrote:

If you get hit/shot/shrapnel in the thigh you run the risk of hitting your femoral artery
its a big one your could be dead in minuets (Army guys back me up on this one)

yes the Femoral is on the inside of the thigh. It;s the one doctors often use when performing a heart operation through the arteries. It was also a favorite target of Ancient Greek warriors and thus the reason they wore heavy leather skirts in battle. Watched a guy take a 30" chainsaw to that artery, we had to literally stand on his leg til the medics arrived. Blood sprayed 10 feet in the air. If M were hit there, she wouldn't have made it out of the house.

I thought she was hit in the abdomen on the left side, though. About where the liver would be. That would be a much slower bleeding out. Maybe I'm wrong, though.

Peppermill

RogueAgent007 wrote:

always shaken wrote:

If you get hit/shot/shrapnel in the thigh you run the risk of hitting your femoral artery
its a big one your could be dead in minuets (Army guys back me up on this one)

yes the Femoral is on the inside of the thigh. It;s the one doctors often use when performing a heart operation through the arteries. It was also a favorite target of Ancient Greek warriors and thus the reason they wore heavy leather skirts in battle. Watched a guy take a 30" chainsaw to that artery, we had to literally stand on his leg til the medics arrived. Blood sprayed 10 feet in the air. If M were hit there, she wouldn't have made it out of the house.

I thought she was hit in the abdomen on the left side, though. About where the liver would be. That would be a much slower bleeding out. Maybe I'm wrong, though.

The liver is on the right side of the body. As far as I could she it appears she is hit in the leg.

RogueAgent007

Peppermill wrote:

RogueAgent007 wrote:

always shaken wrote:

If you get hit/shot/shrapnel in the thigh you run the risk of hitting your femoral artery
its a big one your could be dead in minuets (Army guys back me up on this one)

yes the Femoral is on the inside of the thigh. It;s the one doctors often use when performing a heart operation through the arteries. It was also a favorite target of Ancient Greek warriors and thus the reason they wore heavy leather skirts in battle. Watched a guy take a 30" chainsaw to that artery, we had to literally stand on his leg til the medics arrived. Blood sprayed 10 feet in the air. If M were hit there, she wouldn't have made it out of the house.

I thought she was hit in the abdomen on the left side, though. About where the liver would be. That would be a much slower bleeding out. Maybe I'm wrong, though.

The liver is on the right side of the body. As far as I could she it appears she is hit in the leg.

And this is why I'm an arborist and not a doctor. ) Thanks man

Nick37

AlphaOmegaSin wrote:

NeverSayDie wrote:

Apart from Casino Royale and Skyfall my girlfriend won't watch Bomd with me so she plays on her computer every so often I'll hear a disapproving groan when Roger Moore says one of his lines.

'Call me James, five Days to Alaska'

Humorous, but after three days of sex without a shower (I don't see where it fits on the iceberg craft), Bond and the Blonde in "A View to a Kill" are gonna be pretty freaking ripe, let alone after 5 days.

Walter P Peekay

Yes, I ask MYSELF an annoying question every time I reach the end of "A View To A Kill": "Why didn't I remember that this film is utter rubbish all the way through BEFORE I started watching it again?"

As far as wives go, my wife recently asked me very emphatically to re-run all three Daniel Craig 007s in one day... I don't know where you guys went wrong...

DutchJamesBondFan

Why is Bond so succesfull? Because it was new and better? Or like men to live like that?

Bodie

After coming out of QOS my wife asked 'What was that all about' and the worst thing was I was buggered if I could give an answer.

walther p99

Why does Bond look so much older in SF then QOS, I understand theres 4 years between films and that a running question throughout SF is Bond's age. But Daniel Craig looks like a decade older in SF.



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Thunderpussy

One reason with those two photos is the Lighting, The first has softer lighting which
is very flattering to skin tones. The second is under much harsher light Fluorescent Tubes
don't do anyone any favours. )

CmdrAtticus

Craig was also supposed to be more "worn out and damaged" in SF as a result of
his injuries and heavily medicated recovery - not really older. They did this by a combination of his hairstyle/makeup (yes they do use makeup to achieve that) and the lighting.