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ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
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Thought it would be fun to have a thread for any unusual facts,
Big words etc. Which you could slip in to a conversation, when
someone else is hogging it. The sort of Thing Bond would do.
( For fun, not to be a Arse about it ). :))
Could be a word of the day, or an obscure fact, e.g.

Although Many people think there are Only two words in english that
have all the vowels in the correct order.
facetious and abstemious.
There are many More:

ABSTEMIOUS
ABSTENTIOUS
ACERIFLORUM
ACERIFLORUS
ACHEILOUS
ACHEIROUS
ACLEISTOUS
ADECTICOUS
AERIOUS
AFFECTIOUS
ALEIKOUM
ALTERNIFLORUM
ALTERNIFLORUS
ANEMIOUS
ANNELIDOUS
ARCHEILOUS
ARSENIOUS
ARTERIOSUM
ARTERIOSUS
ARTERIOUS
BACTERIOUS
CAESIOUS
CAESPITOSUM
CAESPITOSUS
FACETIOUS
FRACEDINOUS
PARECIOUS
PLACENTIOUS
TRAGEDIOUS
VACEIOUS

So the next time this Fact is given, You can Correct them. :v ( Evil Laugh )

My word of the day is,

Colposinquanonia : To judge a woman's beauty based on her Chest.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Have you been drinking, TP?? 8-)
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    Toilet Duck to blame for this? 8-)
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,863Chief of Staff
    Thunderpussy wrote:

    My word of the day is,

    Colposinquanonia : To judge a woman's beauty based on her Chest.

    :)) So one who does that would be a colposinquanoniac then? Just in case it, er, comes up in, er, conversation. ;%
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... More often than you'd think. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    When some one in the Pub tells you that
    NOTHING rhymes with Purple,
    ( as many think )
    You can quickly, mention that he's Right.
    Apart from,

    Hirple: to walk dragging one foot behind you
    Kirple: Strap going under a horses tail.
    http://youtu.be/t-dLuu-ErnI

    You can even rhyme with Orange.
    Sporange : A single-celled or many-celled structure in which spores are produced, as in fungi, mosses, and ferns
    http://youtu.be/lpvOBxZdOYg

    New word Of the Day.

    Ximelolagia : The urge to stare at women's crossed legs.

    Now to open that new bottle of Windowlene. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    TP, I see that "One-Upmanship" also contains each of the five vowels once, albeit not in alpha order. Coincidence? ;)
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You have entered a very Dangerous world, Sir Hillary Bray.
    NOT Coincidence But Conspiracy ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Vesthibitionism :

    A flirtatious display of Underwear By a Lady.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,863Chief of Staff
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Vesthibitionism :

    A flirtatious display of Underwear By a Lady.

    So... is the lady who performs this delectable act a Vesthibitionist, and if so, what is the word (and I don't mean voyeur) for the one to whom it is displayed?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Lucky Bast*rd :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,863Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :))
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    edited March 2013
    Here's a new Scottish/Northern Irish word, conveying a threat of extreme violence to your bodily person if a person does not keep quiet when requested:

    bequetorillputyedoonanjumponyerheidsur!
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Ah! Ulster/scotch such a romantic language. :))

    Basorexia : A strong desire to Kiss
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    Yes, Ulster Scots be its true name, sur!
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :))
    Always reminds me of Klingon. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    Can you translate the following into the Queen's English?:

    bequetorillputyedoonanjumponyerheidsur!
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm guessing it's a traditional warm welcome to strangers. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    I'm guessing it's a traditional warm welcome to strangers. :))

    A female co-worker of mine first introduced it to me - do you want to translate? Your prize will be a £5 note removed from a Scotsman - now that's rare! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    edited March 2013
    Klingon? Who said Klingon!?

    bequetorillputyedoonanjumponyerheidsur!
    Trananslation: - "Be quiet! Or I'll put you down and jump on your head sir!"


    Besides, where I'm from its more like:

    Shutyerbletheringyabawheidychube!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Aunnerstaundnou,maik " ;)

    ( I always enjoyed learning a new tongue. )
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    Thunderbird 2 wrote:
    Klingon? Who said Klingon!?

    bequetorillputyedoonanjumponyerheidsur!
    Trananslation: - "Be quiet! Or I'll put you down and jump on your head sir!"


    Besides, where I'm from its more like:

    Shutyerbletheringyabawheidychube!

    Well done, TB2. Correct. The £5 note is yours!
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Yes, "Sonsie" Thunderbird 2. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Todays word :

    Apodyopsis: To mentally undress someone.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    It's nice to know that my condition has a name. -{

    As they say in my neck of the woods (Essex), "awwfanksbabe".

    Will you be introducing Priapism into the conversation at any point following an episode of ximelolagia? :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Priapism, Think I had that as a Teenager. Constantly. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Mytacism. incorrect and too frequent usage of the letter "M".
    This can be slipped into any conversation on Bond. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Today's word :

    Interfenestration
    The space between two windows, :D. I'm sure you could use it to describe
    the space between two PCs. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Today's word :

    Sgiomlaireached
    The habit of arriving at mealtimes, :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    edited January 2014
    :)) :)) :))

    Aren't you sometimes woken up by all the noises that go around in your head??
    I am sure you may say : "I am not insane, my mom had me tested" *


    *quote from Sheldon Cooper
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote :
    I sometimes wonder, what's going on in your head.

    :)) That makes two of us. :p

    I was able to use Interfenestration only yesterday. the couple gave me a Look of, I'm
    guessing was amazement and pride ? ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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