James Bond fancy dress costume!

Hi everyone,
I've been invited to a fancy dress party, James bond theme. I have only really seen the latest bond films and have no idea which character to go as, I was hoping for some help? I'm blonde and I would prefer a costume that's not very clingy (I'm not as slim as I once was :)) ) Oh and I'm female!!
Hope you don't mind me gatecrashing the forum to get some expert advice!!

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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Hi everyone,
    I've been invited to a fancy dress party, James bond theme. I have only really seen the latest bond films and have no idea which character to go as, I was hoping for some help? I'm blonde and I would prefer a costume that's not very clingy (I'm not as slim as I once was :)) ) Oh and I'm female!!
    Hope you don't mind me gatecrashing the forum to get some expert advice!!
    +

    welcome to the gang shazinboots my money would be on pussey galore
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Female eh, what are you wearing now ? :))

    Hi shazinboots and welcome. If you're not too tall you could stick on
    a black wig with a military jacked and go as Rosa Klebb.
    Being blonde something flowing and bohemian could be Kara Milovy
    from TLD, carrying a Chello would help. ;) as always shaken suggests
    there always Pussy Galore. Or go in a White Bikini as Honey Ryder from
    Dr No.
    Stick a pair of skates round your neck and you could be Bibi Dahl from
    FYEO.
    Either way I hope you have a great Night. -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent
    Oh, just take the mick out of it. Blokes will be boringly dressed in tux, but you could go in a man's tux and it would look cute probably. Or wear a bowler hat and be Oddjob, doesn't matter if you look nothing like him, it's fun!

    Or do a football fan thing and paint your face gold, with gold nailvarnish on hands and feet and you can be the Shirley Eaton character in GF.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
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