Actually Markus for us 'lucky' Brits, Siri isn't the sultry sexy hottie that most others get, we have a really dodgy bloke*, so probably quite fitting for MicroJif.
*Siri's voice is dependant on your iPhone home language/home location setting.
Actually Markus for us 'lucky' Brits, Siri isn't the sultry sexy hottie that most others get, we have a really dodgy bloke*, so probably quite fitting for MicroJif.
*Siri's voice is dependant on your iPhone home language/home location setting.
Ah, didn't know that, thanks Andy
Another reason not to live in the UK I guess
Anyhow, it's good as it is, would confuse him terribly if Siri had the german sexy voice :v
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Gadget Meister]Actually Markus for us 'lucky' Brits, Siri isn't the sultry sexy hottie that most others get, we have a really dodgy bloke*, so probably quite fitting for MicroJif.
And now "JIFF" has caught on. Donk is a happy ASS!
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I am aware that this is an off-topic topic, but I also know that several watch nuts visit the merch & mem section here.
My mission still is to educate Sir Miles about great watches and here is the hottest one, that is currently on the market:
What's up with you guys?
Can't you see this is a masterpiece?
A clear case of manmeetsmachine, terminator2 , kinda vorsprungindahouse...
I have to agree with My twotonics friend, only the twotonic peoples are capable of such things, and that like bmws and beetles, add real value to the spice of life.
Things I love about this masterpiece include;
1 it tells the time, but like Bonds walther only works for the owner... No one else will be able to use it to find out the time and as such the secret of time is safe with the owner
2 It allows for an easy oil change - something modern watches just don't cater for.. Indeed there is even an easy to read sign on the watch face to help.
3 It's made from state of the art materials like fibreglass, tungsten and of course steel, something I doubt your watch can brag about
4 it's beautiful to the eye, especially when viewed with it closed.... And it has many wonderful viewing angles from which to view it's beauty... Check out the 4,311 pics on the website.
5 it's expensive.... Very expensive.... This makes it really valuable and as such desirable to the wealthy... It's getting harder to flash da cash in this woodyallenwhite society that is emerging, and that's a shame... What's the point of having it if you can't flaunt it? Gone are the days when you could use bumper stickers like "my other 14 cars are Porches" and wear your Tom ford t shirt inside out to show the labels... If you take that risk, you will find yourself snubbed at the star bucks, unable to get service at the seven11 and just plain discriminated against.
It will probably take another few years before campaigns are mounted to obtain rights for the rich and laws are enacted to protect them from such despicable discrimination... And what will they end up doing? Well people will have to refer to you as "money of colour" and will not be able to discriminate against you when you demand your rightful place in the front of the queue.
Until that day I'm afraid the wearing of such beauty, the utilisation of such efficiency and the plain telling of such times, is likely to remain a dark pursuit, safe only in ones own kitchen and bedroom away from the watchful eyes of those unfit for such purposes.
So I for one applaud BT's bravery here, risking the wrath of you great unwatched, to bring is such enlightenment to our dreary days..
Sir MilesThe Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,768Chief of Staff
Just watched 'Four Rooms' on tv - people bring stuff in to sell to 4 dealers - and one of the dealers, Tom Bolt - was wearing one these hideous watches....and he calls himself a watch expert !
A guy I work with will take the mick at any opportunity with the usual diatribe of "a £5 job off the market does the same job" and "waste of money, you flash git" etc etc etc 8-)
Then every 5 mins he's asking for the time as he don't wear a watch.
Anyway, here's something right up Granny Miles' alley, a watch in the shape of a big cocck.
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Him and the talking clock
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No he don't, we fell out a long time ago and now he's not talking to me
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It's common understanding and judging from her voice it's safe to say that Siri is not a 'he'
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Either way, I don't talk to either for fear of the CIA listening in on me.
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Ah, didn't know that, thanks Andy
Another reason not to live in the UK I guess
Anyhow, it's good as it is, would confuse him terribly if Siri had the german sexy voice :v
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And now "JIFF" has caught on. Donk is a happy ASS!
Thank heaven for small mercies - and you'd be turned back at the border for your dodgy watches alone
Only thing of yours that's caught on is your bellend in ya flies
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Funny oh Microbe of Jiff but painfully TRUEEEEEEEEEEE!
What's up with you guys?
Can't you see this is a masterpiece?
A clear case of manmeetsmachine, terminator2 , kinda vorsprungindahouse...
I have to agree with My twotonics friend, only the twotonic peoples are capable of such things, and that like bmws and beetles, add real value to the spice of life.
Things I love about this masterpiece include;
1 it tells the time, but like Bonds walther only works for the owner... No one else will be able to use it to find out the time and as such the secret of time is safe with the owner
2 It allows for an easy oil change - something modern watches just don't cater for.. Indeed there is even an easy to read sign on the watch face to help.
3 It's made from state of the art materials like fibreglass, tungsten and of course steel, something I doubt your watch can brag about
4 it's beautiful to the eye, especially when viewed with it closed.... And it has many wonderful viewing angles from which to view it's beauty... Check out the 4,311 pics on the website.
5 it's expensive.... Very expensive.... This makes it really valuable and as such desirable to the wealthy... It's getting harder to flash da cash in this woodyallenwhite society that is emerging, and that's a shame... What's the point of having it if you can't flaunt it? Gone are the days when you could use bumper stickers like "my other 14 cars are Porches" and wear your Tom ford t shirt inside out to show the labels... If you take that risk, you will find yourself snubbed at the star bucks, unable to get service at the seven11 and just plain discriminated against.
It will probably take another few years before campaigns are mounted to obtain rights for the rich and laws are enacted to protect them from such despicable discrimination... And what will they end up doing? Well people will have to refer to you as "money of colour" and will not be able to discriminate against you when you demand your rightful place in the front of the queue.
Until that day I'm afraid the wearing of such beauty, the utilisation of such efficiency and the plain telling of such times, is likely to remain a dark pursuit, safe only in ones own kitchen and bedroom away from the watchful eyes of those unfit for such purposes.
So I for one applaud BT's bravery here, risking the wrath of you great unwatched, to bring is such enlightenment to our dreary days..
Oh, is that the time? ... Bye...
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Who lived up to Timex's motto.
"Takes a Licking but keeps on ticking."
"My hearts beating like a fukked clock"
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Then every 5 mins he's asking for the time as he don't wear a watch.
Anyway, here's something right up Granny Miles' alley, a watch in the shape of a big cocck.
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You want a vibrating **** which tells the time badly Sir Miles
You want a Deaton then?
oh, is that the time,..................
I thought bondtoys would be the bigger c0ck though...?...
I think out of the two, bondtoys would be the bigger cocck, but deaton would be the thickest.
I guess it's all down to whether you go for size or thickness....
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He aint calling himself horse for nothing
I know, I've seen them pics of the saddle, bridle and whip myself.
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you should see his sausage
Asp, did you have your daily dose of snake poison yet ?
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