David Beckham for James Bond?

HalconHalcon Zen TemplePosts: 487MI6 Agent
in General James Bond Chat
Now that the footballer has retired, what about him for acting as James Bond?

Imagine the hype for James Bond...

Comments

  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent
    And get Posh to sing the theme song too! :)

    Can't wait...
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • Colonel PinstripeColonel Pinstripe UKPosts: 52MI6 Agent
    Please, no. All wrong.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Given Posh spice's singing range. I'd rather have David sing the theme. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mister GreeneMister Greene Posts: 224MI6 Agent
    Noooooooo
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Becham for Bond ,are you drunk sir ? :s
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I can hear him now, squeaking out "the name's Bond, James Bond", with a slightly too short Tom Ford suit to display his various tattoos to max effect.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • YouknowthenameYouknowthename Carver Media GroupPosts: 501MI6 Agent
    Don't even joke about this.... Really - don't.... ;)
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    No thanks!
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    How about two David Beckhams for One Bond ? :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr_OsatoMr_Osato Posts: 398MI6 Agent
    Beckham does look good in a suit, I will give him that. But no, not with his voice, no acting range at all, too many tattoos. Not exactly a suave british gentleman agent.
    OHMSS, FRWL, DN, GF, CR, GE, SP, YOLT, TB, TSWLM, LALD, TLD, TND, FYEO, SF, MR, TMWTGG, TWINE, OP, AVTAK, DAF, LTK, QOS, DAD

    1. Connery 2. Craig 3. Brosnan 4. Dalton 5. Lazenby 6. Moore
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    You have given me some really ugly , mental Pictures (and sounds). Shame on you, Halcon. Not all hype is god hype!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    One for the Ladies. Bond in his "Caks"

    david_beckham_2.jpg

    I didn't realise how much I resembled Him. :))
    Apart from the Tattoos, the Body and skill with a football :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    No ones mentioned his bloody wife yet
    if Beckham became Bond, im sure she will want a piece
    of the action also ,it hardly bears thinking about :#
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Mabey Acting is where her talent lies ? :p :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • LiamLiam Now where was I? Let me see...Posts: 50MI6 Agent
    Rather make Becks manager of England's football team after Hodgson, better for all.
    I'm not young enough to know everything.
    Wilde
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Liam wrote:
    Rather make Becks manager of England's football team after Hodgson, better for all.

    Never thought of that, he would be better than Mr Charisma we have now
    whats his name ,is it Roy something zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sorry i fell asleep
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I see from some of the papers the new England strip,
    looks very German. :-) who knows mabey the penalties
    will improve.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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