YOLT Close to Perfect

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  • Colonel ShatnerColonel Shatner Chavtastic Bristol, BritainPosts: 574MI6 Agent
    I don't watch YOLT too much anymore because I get distracted by the bad overdubbing just like in Thunderball

    Speaking of awkward overdubbing there's What's Up Tiger Lily which (like Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series) comically overdubs a Japanese production which features Akiko Wakabayashi and Mie Hama playing characters similar to the ones they played in YOLT (though fortunately Akiko's Tiger Lilly character was not fired off into eternity three fourths of the way through the plot).
    'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...'
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    [ Akiko Wakabayashi and Mie Hama playing characters similar to the ones they played in YOLT (though fortunately Akiko's Tiger Lilly character was not fired off into eternity three fourths of the way through the plot).
    Oh Phil, all you ever think about is sex.
    :))
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  • Colonel ShatnerColonel Shatner Chavtastic Bristol, BritainPosts: 574MI6 Agent
    Well here's some haunting amateur footage of the YOLT production and both the Japanese co-stars look very easy on the eyes there (look at Akiko showing off the features on her Toyota). Apparently Sean Connery did not find them very attractive... :s
    'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...'
  • Dalkowski110Dalkowski110 Posts: 1,314MI6 Agent
    I don't watch YOLT too much anymore because I get distracted by the bad overdubbing just like in Thunderball

    Speaking of awkward overdubbing there's What's Up Tiger Lily which (like Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series) comically overdubs a Japanese production which features Akiko Wakabayashi and Mie Hama playing characters similar to the ones they played in YOLT (though fortunately Akiko's Tiger Lilly character was not fired off into eternity three fourths of the way through the plot).

    Woody Allen's first and arguably one of his best (I'm a fan of early Woody Allen much moreso than later Woody Allen)!
    Well here's some haunting amateur footage of the YOLT production and both the Japanese co-stars look very easy on the eyes there (look at Akiko showing off the features on her Toyota). Apparently Sean Connery did not find them very attractive... :s

    I'll add an amen to the screwball smiley face!!!
    By the way, are you gonna eat that?
  • Colonel ShatnerColonel Shatner Chavtastic Bristol, BritainPosts: 574MI6 Agent
    edited August 2013
    Some people felt Sean Connery's saddened reaction to Aki getting suddenly murdered unfairly seemed a bit distance and muted (though his expression was similar to his expression when coming across Ali Kerim Bey's corpse). I think the reaction of Craig's Bond to Aki dying would presumably not be quite as devastating to him as Vesper dying (but it'd still hit him pretty hard and he'd presumably cradle her body while putting on a grim face - almost crying - like when Mathis and M died). I can also easily imagine Dalton's Bond cradling a dead Aki while crying silent angry tears briefly. :#

    That scene seems rather out of place next to the rest of the more cartoonish YOLT. Also, while I think some people finding the ninjas and other trappings of Japanese culture on display in YOLT as offensive an annoying facet of today's hyper sensitive attitudes, James Bond putting on an unconvincing ethnic Japanese disguise is justifiably laughable, offensive, and anachronistic (I know it was from the book, but why didn't Tiger forge background documents claiming Bond was a Japanese person who was an adopted ethnic Russian?).
    'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...'
  • Dalkowski110Dalkowski110 Posts: 1,314MI6 Agent
    (I know it was from the book, but why didn't Tiger forge background documents claiming Bond was a Japanese person who was an adopted ethnic Russian?).

    Because Sir Sean couldn't portray a Russsian (or a Lithuanian) if his life depended on it? ;)

    But seriously, yeah, that would have GREATLY helped what was frankly one of the more ridiculous elements outside of the book versions of Goldfinger and Dr. No (admittedly a great novel, but Dr. No's death literally prompted my imagination as I read it to have Bond stop for a moment and actually crack a one-liner: "Sh-t happens.").
    By the way, are you gonna eat that?
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Dr. No (admittedly a great novel, but Dr. No's death literally prompted my imagination as I read it to have Bond stop for a moment and actually crack a one-liner: "Sh-t happens.").
    Ya can't read that, think of Connery, and NOT hear that line in your head at that point. :))
    James Bond putting on an unconvincing ethnic Japanese disguise is justifiably laughable, offensive, and anachronistic
    Luckily it's an older movie. One can take some solace in that; peeps from the past are allowed some non-PC flexibility.
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  • Colonel ShatnerColonel Shatner Chavtastic Bristol, BritainPosts: 574MI6 Agent
    I always thought Mie Hama looked similar to Kim Cattrall (that bird from Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country, Big Trouble in Little China, and Sex & the City).
    'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...'
  • Colonel ShatnerColonel Shatner Chavtastic Bristol, BritainPosts: 574MI6 Agent
    edited September 2013
    OK, I've popped in my old(is) Ultimate Edition DVD of YOLT earlier this evening and I must say that Sean Connery supposedly being a bit bored/on auto pilot in his Bond role is somewhat exaggerated I must say (but he came across as a bit too relaxed in some of the action scenes). YOLT is very fast paced and fast edited for its era though (too fast paced in parts - poor Aki getting killed is quickly forgotten about).
    'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...'
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    poor Aki getting killed is quickly forgotten about).
    The singular worst part of the film for me. :#
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • Colonel ShatnerColonel Shatner Chavtastic Bristol, BritainPosts: 574MI6 Agent
    edited September 2013
    chrisisall wrote:
    poor Aki getting killed is quickly forgotten about).
    The singular worst part of the film for me. :#

    But it was a tense and emotionally involving scene. I think they mishandled the aftermath of Aki's death (like I said Connery could've dwelled on it when exploring the island with Kissy and maybe there should've been a
    dialogue free scene of Bond emo brooding in the castle gardens while watching Tiger's staff carrying away Aki's body in a shroud while the sun rises).
    'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...'
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    maybe there should've been a
    dialogue free scene of Bond emo brooding in the castle gardens while watching Tiger's staff carrying away Aki's body in a shroud while the sun rises).
    That would have be good... :(
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  • Colonel ShatnerColonel Shatner Chavtastic Bristol, BritainPosts: 574MI6 Agent
    In another forum it's been suggested that Bond was really avenging Aki's death in Diamonds Are Forever, rather than Tracy's, and is separate from OHMSS's continuity, which sense when it's Bond played by the same actor and his angry grief is somewhat toned down.
    'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...'
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    edited September 2013
    In another forum it's been suggested that Bond was really avenging Aki's death in Diamonds Are Forever, rather than Tracy's, and is separate from OHMSS's continuity, which [makes] sense when it's Bond played by the same actor and his angry grief is somewhat toned down.
    Holy crap Batman- that actually sounds good!!! -{
    Thanks!

    Now I need to watch YOLT followed by DAF. :007)
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  • Colonel ShatnerColonel Shatner Chavtastic Bristol, BritainPosts: 574MI6 Agent
    Tracy's assassination would naturally be a slightly more deeper blow, since Lazenby Bond was going to settle down with her for life, and start a family (which was so cruelly denied), while Bond's more casual relationship with Aki (so tragically cut short) was in the heat of a very important mission with many millions of lives at stake and Aki was a fellow operative (so was expected to be at risk). But I strongly expect Connery Bond would still be wracked by survivor's remorse and in 1971 see Blofeld as the source of most of his emotional woes in recent years through the 1960s (with Aki, Quarrel, Paula, and Ali Kerim Bey all dying on his watch at the hands of Blofeld's mini-army).

    James Bond in real life, if he wasn't killed dozens of times over, would be completely be burned out by losing so many colleagues and lovers, writhing with STDs, and also fighting with PTSD (with Craig Bond getting visibly knackered in Skyfall a mere four years after Quantum of Solace making more sense now).
    'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...'
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    James Bond in real life, if he wasn't killed dozens of times over, would be completely be burned out by losing so many colleagues and lovers, writhing with STDs, and also fighting with PTSD
    Let's hear it for lack of real life where Bond is concerned, then! -{
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  • Colonel ShatnerColonel Shatner Chavtastic Bristol, BritainPosts: 574MI6 Agent
    And the two Blofeld continuities would explain how Blofeld is so much different in OHMSS, with a North American accent instead of the English accents used by previous Blofeld performers (and why he didn't detain Bond immediately). I imagine Blofeld in the Connery movies was most likely of British birth and perhaps had a different heritage to the Greco-Polish Blofeld from the original Fleming novels.

    I heard that Akiko Wakabayashi, a pretty OK actress really, decided to retire from acting after sustaining some injury (or something else happening in her life) while making another movie shortly after YOLT.
    'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...'
  • Dalkowski110Dalkowski110 Posts: 1,314MI6 Agent
    I heard that Akiko Wakabayashi, a pretty OK actress really, decided to retire from acting after sustaining some injury (or something else happening in her life) while making another movie shortly after YOLT.

    I read she was trying to do her own stunts in her last film and it didn't work out well. Ouch.
    By the way, are you gonna eat that?
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Thanks Colonel Shatner for most interesting Bond posts!
    You've earned your pay for the week. ;)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    edited September 2013
    And, using this as a reference for a 20th Century extrapolation, it might go something like this:
    DN
    FRWL
    GF
    TB
    YOLT
    DAF

    LALD
    TMWTGG
    OHMSS
    TLD
    LTK
    GE
    TND
    TWINE
    TSWLM
    FYEO
    OP
    AVTAK

    (leaving out the virtual Flint movie MR)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Colonel ShatnerColonel Shatner Chavtastic Bristol, BritainPosts: 574MI6 Agent
    Also, to make more sense of the borderline sci-fi stuff happening in YOLT, was that a lot of stuff was happening behind the scenes and you had to read between the lines (like Tiger being so wary about SPECTRE's tremendous influence in Japan through Osato's massive corporation, he was very careful about deploying his troops on that remote island where SPECTRE's secret base was and was introduced hiding inside his underground facility, treating James Bond as a potential intruder, and despite his heavy precautions two hitmen still infiltrated his paramilitary training compound).
    'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...'
  • CmdrAtticusCmdrAtticus United StatesPosts: 1,102MI6 Agent
    Just a little side note. Recently caught the end of a radio interview while driving. It was with a man who was stationed in Korea in the fifties and worked as a journalist for the base he was posted on, then after being discharged worked for a Tokyo newspaper. He was one of the lucky ones who got to interview Connery while they were making YOLT. The production could not get permission to film on the Ginza from the local authorities after numerous attempts and were about to change the location when this journalist told them he could work it out. Within only a day they got permission. Turned out he knew some of the local yakuza from his reporting and told them of the dilemma. Problem solved.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    When the Yakuza ask, the only answer is yes.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • Mr_OsatoMr_Osato Posts: 398MI6 Agent
    Just a little side note. Recently caught the end of a radio interview while driving. It was with a man who was stationed in Korea in the fifties and worked as a journalist for the base he was posted on, then after being discharged worked for a Tokyo newspaper. He was one of the lucky ones who got to interview Connery while they were making YOLT. The production could not get permission to film on the Ginza from the local authorities after numerous attempts and were about to change the location when this journalist told them he could work it out. Within only a day they got permission. Turned out he knew some of the local yakuza from his reporting and told them of the dilemma. Problem solved.

    Interesting. Tokyo/Japan is notorious for filmmakers. apparently it is almost impossible to get filming permits here, hence the fact that quite few movies are filmed here, despite the fantastic scenery. Tokyo is a great city for photography/movies but unfortunately you do not see it enough.

    Apparently the Lost in Translation filmmakers did a lot of shots without a permit also and without roadbloacks. Such a pity.
    OHMSS, FRWL, DN, GF, CR, GE, SP, YOLT, TB, TSWLM, LALD, TLD, TND, FYEO, SF, MR, TMWTGG, TWINE, OP, AVTAK, DAF, LTK, QOS, DAD

    1. Connery 2. Craig 3. Brosnan 4. Dalton 5. Lazenby 6. Moore
  • Colonel ShatnerColonel Shatner Chavtastic Bristol, BritainPosts: 574MI6 Agent
    The Japanese authorities get very tetchy about staged gun battles using blanks as well.
    'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...'
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,868Chief of Staff
    Came across this, thought it might be of interest here-

    http://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/2012/oct/04/favourite-bond-you-only-live-twice
  • ZorinIndustriesZorinIndustries United StatesPosts: 837MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Thank you very much Barbel! Good find -{
    "Better luck next time... slugheads!"

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,868Chief of Staff
    You're welcome!
  • ZorinIndustriesZorinIndustries United StatesPosts: 837MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    If I had to choose one article to sum up my thoughts exactly about this film, this would be the one. Thanks again for sharing.
    "Better luck next time... slugheads!"

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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Yes, thanks Barbel, that's pretty much my take on it as well. Well written.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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