Getting A Ban On AJB007: A Hypothetical

hehadlotsofguts

I'm just wondering how long a ban on AJB would last on here. Would it depend on the rule that was broken or is the length the same for all offences?

minigeff

) what exactly are you planning?

Calling a mod a **** doesn't go down well, mentions of nazism, homophobic remarks and even saying someone's a bit of a Gary can constitute a bum slap.

Don't go posting pics of the pope, or mention buttplugs, or both at the same time.

Other than that you should be fine.

I've seen members banned for being ****, trolling, spamming and being banned previously then re-registering. The bans are pretty much permanent unless its self instigated, ie someone requests their account be closed.

hehadlotsofguts

I was just wondering ) I'm well behaved really



That's really helpful thanks

Hardyboy

Instant bans and blocking of accounts are given to spammers (usually the inevitable "spambots" which just keep coming back) and clear trolls--people who are looking to start fights or who ask if they can post pictures of themselves having sex with their significant others, etc. Otherwise, when someone is misbehaving we try to give the person some rope--chances to apologize, mend their ways, and so on--and only after a few warnings will that person be banned. We have let some banned users back in, but we almost always end up regretting it. . .

Sir Miles

hehadlotsofguts wrote:

I'm just wondering how long a ban on AJB would last on here. Would it depend on the rule that was broken or is the length the same for all offences?

You could always contact a Mod via the PM system if you need clarification or just want to discuss this further...but its pretty much as HB states...

Higgins

Hardyboy wrote:

who ask if they can post pictures of themselves having sex with their significant others,

Now I am curious - how often did that happen and who was it?
Certainly could not have been Granny Miles because noone wants to see THAT

Barbel

Bondtoys wrote:

Hardyboy wrote:

who ask if they can post pictures of themselves having sex with their significant others,

Now I am curious - how often did that happen and who was it?

Now wouldn't you like to know....

(We're keeping the negatives until full payment has been made. Then releasing them anyway.)

Sir Miles

Bondtoys wrote:

Hardyboy wrote:

who ask if they can post pictures of themselves having sex with their significant others,

Now I am curious - how often did that happen and who was it?
Certainly could not have been Granny Miles because noone wants to see THAT

Not even Granny Miles want to see that

As for the request...?...I think it was a lady called Cathy.... )

Higgins

... so why was it necessary to ban her then?

You all would have been impressed

Sir Miles

Bondtoys wrote:

... so why was it necessary to ban her then?

You all would have been impressed

Maybe....but YOU wouldn't )

Higgins

ha, I'd put Donk into shame )


so - strictly hypothetically speaking - what happens if I ask if I can post pictures of someone else having sex with someone else's significant others - probably with a butttplug involved?

Barbel

Hypothetically? You'd be told exactly what to do with your pictures. B-)

Higgins

ok, I've got it

butttplugs are not well liked here 8-)

minigeff

Before anyone goes posting pics of their nocturnal sheet rustling, my advice is let all parties involved in on your ideas. I've let both my wife AND my gf know of my intentions. My spokesman has more;

http://youtu.be/71vnMmeOxRM

Mr Martini

Funny, some asks how to get banned and a quick answer is given. Someone mentions sex and everyone joins in on the conversation. AJB, you've made this pervert proud.

Barbel

One rises to meet a challenge.

Blackleiter

So being a smug, superior-acting, condenscending, tiresome, boorish, irritating pain-in-the ass isn't enough, huh? Pity.

(Hey - who's that who said I could be describing myself? Is that you, Toys?)

Higgins

I think that you're talking about Dalton?
I agree, he should be banned immediately )

minigeff

Personally I think Dalton is a good bond, even if he does wear green tights in his spare time.

On a more serious note, though I'd just like to point out to the uninitiated that in order to get banned you really do have to be a bellend of utter epic proportions. The mods here are a decent bunch who tolerate me for starters, and I thought the only person capable of that was my wife.

I saw a comment from someone on mi6lardeedarforums the other day which said that i was apparently a 'bit of a character' when i was a member there. wonder what they meant by that?

Anyways, a tip of the hat to our mods, who tolerate quite a bit and generally step in only when they really have to. -{

Barbel

I'll say "thank you" meantime on behalf of Sir Miles and Hardyboy, who will no doubt thank you personally once they've recovered from the shock. )

Thunderpussy

I neither post or visit other Bond forums, AJB is all I need. My needs like my brain are simple. )

Higgins

minigeff wrote:

... tolerate me ...... and I thought the only person capable of that was my wife.

...and you are certainly wrong on that

danjaq_0ff

Bondtoys wrote:

Hardyboy wrote:

who ask if they can post pictures of themselves having sex with their significant others,

Now I am curious - how often did that happen and who was it?
Certainly could not have been Granny Miles because noone wants to see THAT

Excuse me but it wasn't sex pics, it was me and Donk saving the world in a compromising position

minigeff

danjaq_0ff wrote:

Bondtoys wrote:

Hardyboy wrote:

who ask if they can post pictures of themselves having sex with their significant others,

Now I am curious - how often did that happen and who was it?
Certainly could not have been Granny Miles because noone wants to see THAT

Excuse me but it wasn't sex pics, it was me and Donk saving the world in a compromising position

Can you refresh my memory and remind me once again how donk gently caressing your love spuds constitutes 'saving the world?' )

danjaq_0ff

orally you needed to ask ) with teeth like that

minigeff

Chomp chomp mr bobbit

Charmed & Dangerous

This thread is fast becoming like a masterclass on how to skate around getting a ban, just on the strength of double entendres alone (fnaar, fnaar). )

Barbel

True, C+D, very true, and very much traditional here!