Nutters On Public Transport...
Colonel Shatner
Chavtastic Bristol, BritainPosts: 574MI6 Agent
OK, I had this unfortunate incident today that has really confused and upset me, and if I see this guy again I may inform the authorities about him (or lodge a formal complaint to the bus company).
When the bus journey I took today was nearly over, this swarthy, dishevelled looking guy was sitting in front of me and then turned round, demanding to stop looking at me or he'd cut off my ears. I cannot recall intentionally looking at him and was just daydreaming with smartphone earphones on. Essentially random and unprovoked. It's a cliché for mentally unsound people saying 'What 'd yer think yer lookin' at!' to strangers who supposedly gave them a "funny" look. Looking into his unpleasant eyes and hearing his eerily calm voice, he seemed either drunk or not taking his medication.
Other passengers noticed the incident and one helpful lady said that the bloke, a relatively recent immigrant local, had gained a reputation already for starting on strangers almost at random. I think buses removing the need for bus conductors may have been a mistake and recently a teenaged girl was killed by an unsupervised mental patient for no reason.
When the bus journey I took today was nearly over, this swarthy, dishevelled looking guy was sitting in front of me and then turned round, demanding to stop looking at me or he'd cut off my ears. I cannot recall intentionally looking at him and was just daydreaming with smartphone earphones on. Essentially random and unprovoked. It's a cliché for mentally unsound people saying 'What 'd yer think yer lookin' at!' to strangers who supposedly gave them a "funny" look. Looking into his unpleasant eyes and hearing his eerily calm voice, he seemed either drunk or not taking his medication.
Other passengers noticed the incident and one helpful lady said that the bloke, a relatively recent immigrant local, had gained a reputation already for starting on strangers almost at random. I think buses removing the need for bus conductors may have been a mistake and recently a teenaged girl was killed by an unsupervised mental patient for no reason.
'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...'
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Roger Moore 1927-2017
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Public transport standards give train and bus drivers to refuse passengers passage if they engage in threatening behavior, to themselves, or their passengers. (My Dad was a part time bus driver for years.)
No one should have to face that sort of thing when puttering from A to B!
They left on the Mayflower for a reason, y'know...
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Roger Moore 1927-2017
doc martins, while proceeding to ahem.... 'Self pleasure' himself whilst sitting across the road from the city pig station.
Takes all sorts.
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Oh yeah, he's well known. 'Sticky' Spike we call him due to his right handed shufflings.
Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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www.cancerresearchuk.org
Next time, invite him to join AJB to meet some really strange people
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Sounds like danjaq_off.
No wait a minute, his balls ain't be polished
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Really, some people are the absolute limit.
Floral is so passé.