If You Had To Become A Bond Villain............

Oni Alexander

Hi Guys,

I am new here so please if this question has been asked before, just direct me to the page.

If not, I have a question. If you had to choose to become a Bond villain in real life, which one of them would you choose to become? Whose assets would you want to own? Whose skills would you love to possess? Whose scope of influence would you like to have?

I personally would choose to be Le Chiffre. I could definitely do with his math and poker skills. I d make millions in Las Vegas.

What about you?

Thunderpussy

I would like to Be Scaramanga as he charges a million a shot and as a Photographer,I'd
Like to be earning that kind of money. )
He also has a cool Island, ( Nice for all those bikini photoshoots, Some say I shouldn't wear them, but whatever )
He runs his own Business ( Same here ). He's suave,debonaire and full of animal magnetism, and I like to think
that I am too, ( I'm not, I just like to think it ). and you could get the chance to become a Sith Lord in a few
years time. )

always shaken

I would like to be Blofeld in OHMS ,obviously very rich ,living in a remote alpine hideaway,
and being surrounded by all those lovely girls , and you get to look like Telly Savalas
job done

kobi

Anyone but Jaws!

Oni Alexander

kobi wrote:

Anyone but Jaws!

Oh, I guess you wouldn't mind being Nick Nack then. )

Barbel

Carver , from TND.

Blackleiter

Franz Sanchez - because Lupe Lamora was his woman! :007)

Barbel

Blackleiter wrote:

Franz Sanchez - because Lupe Lamora was his woman! :007)

Now there's logic!

(Although my all-time fave Bond girl is Fiona from TB)

(or maybe Helga from YOLT...)

Thunderbird 2

Drax for me. My own fleet of Space Shuttles, and Earth orbiting space station? Marvelous.

Though I actually WOULD try to further mans exploration of Space with such technology. Perhaps help fund a lunar colony project?

minigeff

I'm trying to think of which Bond villain best matches my personality of short-arsed grumpy git.

Nic-Nac perhaps, or Oddjob?

always shaken

minigeff wrote:

I'm trying to think of which Bond villain best matches my personality of short-arsed grumpy git.

Nic-Nac perhaps, or Oddjob?

) don't put yourself down MG, the day a Bond villain is a talented man , a loving father who does his best
to provide for his baby girl ,and is a all round good bloke ,you can apply

Thunderpussy

Sorry guys but I'm a diabetic and can't take all this sweetness. )

SilverRoc

I'd have to be Drax, who wouldn't want to be able to cruse around in space?

Stawaz

I'd probably want to become Blofeld or Dr No, or maybe Carver, since he as so much fun with it. Although, if I could just be any villain, not from any one Bond movie, I'd probably choose Hans Landa from Inglorious Basterds. Great villain!

Bond life

I think I would go for Dr Bo because people are frightened of him and I mean look at the man he has his life sorted out

ZorinIndustries

Welcome to AJB! Hmm... this is a tough question. Personally, I would have to say Kamal Khan. Coming from royalty and extreme wealth, he lives a perfect social life and, unlike plenty of villains, he is not cooped up in a lair somewhere. I feel like Stromberg and Silva would get lonely after a while!

Thunderbird 2

Bond life wrote:

I think I would go for Dr Bo because people are frightened of him and I mean look at the man he has his life sorted out

Isn't that the one with the plot to use genetically modified sheep and alpacas that grow toxic fleece? Plan to blackmail world leaders by polluting the wool stock? Oh yes! For Ewe's Eyes at 30 degrees Only.

Wasn't sure about the henchman Peeping Tom with the killer crook.

Thunderpussy

"Get the Flock outta here " )

Manxman

Having been a politician myself, I wouldn't mind being Dr Kananga. He's the prime minister of a Caribbean island with beautiful scenery and lovely weather, and has a virginal Jane Seymour on hand as well as an affable best friend in Tee Hee. Also, when he gets bored with responding to letters from constituents, he can jet off and play gangster as Mr Big, which is something I was never able to do.