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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well, er, Eddie, none of us are getting any younger. I just pop along every Wednesday afternoon and firm up.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Come on darling! Let's slap on a condom and get on with it!
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Last person I called darling was pregnant twenty seconds later
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,750Chief of Staff
    I was eating some cornflakes...I'm not sure how many...about eight or nine...
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You know mate, if we ever get through to the other side of this one, if we ever get back to Blighty, I'm really gonna change the way I live... find a piece of land, find a beautiful woman, hell, maybe even raise a few kids.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • DangerMouseDangerMouse Benfleet, EssexPosts: 235MI6 Agent
    Have you ever felt the wind rushing through your hair? He has.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Get inside her twice a day and take her to heaven and back.... Woof!
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Hey! Any girl who wants to chain herself to *my* railings and suffer a jet movement gets *my* vote!
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,750Chief of Staff
    Neil....how are holding that pan up ?
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Shoot from the hip Eddie, that's always been your style
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Well.....I guess we're all shut up in our own way.
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "Dear Eddie, by the time you read this I will be dead. I know you'll be feeling terribly guilty but don't blame yourself, although it really is your fault. If I was alive I would forgive you, but I'm not, so I can't, so you'll just have to live with it. Richard." Poor blighter! All he needed was the love of a good woman. Well not even a good one, any old one would have done; slap a wig on a 'Speak your Weight' machine, he'd have been happy
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Sh!t the bloody kettle's still hot! Why does fate treat me like this? Oh well, least it can't get any worse.
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Woof!
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,750Chief of Staff
    Neil, Neil orange peel...
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    When did you become a Buddhist?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • DangerMouseDangerMouse Benfleet, EssexPosts: 235MI6 Agent
    You know my brilliant watch gag? Well, I forgot to put it on. Damn!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Alright men lets do-oo-oo it !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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