I have a theory that Daniel Craig is actually playing James Bond Jr (the original Bond's nephew) who decided to follow in his uncles footsteps and become a 00 agent. It would explain why Craig has the original DB5 (his uncle leftIit to him in his will) and why Judi Dench was M to both Brosnan and Craig.
Elvis from QOS had a full head of hair but he just covered it up with a bald cap and a conspicious wig. He did this so in case someone would trip him, Dominic Green would feel bad for his baldness and get revenge.
- Joe Don Baker's character Brad Whitaker in TLD, and his other character he plays, Jack Wade in TND and GE are the same person.
- Rodney in TMWTGG is the same guy in DAF who throws Plenty O' Tool out the window
- The James Bond Jr cartoon has it's own dimension out there where everything that takes place in it is canon, just as Daniel Craig's Bond takes place in a different "dimension" or "universe" as the other Bonds
- After the song intro, the entirety of DAD is all just James Bond imagining everything and it's all in his head. The scorpions, or some kind of poison made him hallucinate. Therefore most of the events in DAD never really happened.
- Most of DAD didn't happen, but the Virtual Reality is real
- Daniel Craig's James Bond is just a 006 agent using the virtual reality in DAD to live out his fantasies of being a 007, more specifically, being James Bond. In reality, being a 007 is just as campy, over the top, and cool as James Bond portrays it to be, but since Daniel Craig's 006 is not a 007, he fantasizes being a cold blooded killer, hence DC's personality as 007, and it sorta explains why he has black and white flashbacks in the beginning of CR. It could also be the reason Judi Dench's M is in both the original Bond timeline and the current rebooted Bond universe. If you can't tell, I prefer Connery-Brosnan era instead of Craig's portrayal.
- NSNA is canon and takes place right after LTK, or after OP.
Madeleine is really working for Blofeld. She pretty much delivered Bond to the volcano base. Blofeld has some sort of plan involving Bond and Madeline. If you notice at the end of Spectre, Blofled seems to smile when Bond throws his gun away and walks to Madeleine. I think she is a SpECTRE agent just like her father was. She will turn out to be a fem-bot in the next move, baby!
Madeleine is really working for Blofeld. She pretty much delivered Bond to the volcano base. Blofeld has some sort of plan involving Bond and Madeline. If you notice at the end of Spectre, Blofled seems to smile when Bond throws his gun away and walks to Madeleine. I think she is a SpECTRE agent just like her father was. She will turn out to be a fem-bot in the next move, baby!
You lost me at the fem-bot part.
"Sic Parvis Magna"
"Greatness From Small Beginnings."
Madeleine is really working for Blofeld. She pretty much delivered Bond to the volcano base. Blofeld has some sort of plan involving Bond and Madeline. If you notice at the end of Spectre, Blofled seems to smile when Bond throws his gun away and walks to Madeleine. I think she is a SpECTRE agent just like her father was. She will turn out to be a fem-bot in the next move, baby!
Quirky theory: Michaela Clavell was the second - not the only - actress to play Miss Moneypenny's assistant secretary, Penelope Smallbone (OP). What if the character played by Kate O'Mara in the YOLT promo film, 'Welcome To Japan, Mr Bond!' is also Miss Smallbone, seen gossiping with Lois Maxwell at her office desk about Bond's previous loves and missions? (You can find this promo among the special features of dvd/bluray editions of YOLT.) So although Miss Moneypenny introduces Miss Smallbone as her "new" assistant in 1983, she's known her since 1967 from the MI6 typing pool, when Miss Smallbone would sometimes pop up to the secretary's office for a gossip about the Double Os during her lunch break: this is (so my theory would go) what we're seeing in 'Welcome To Japan'. (Michaela Clavell was not as old as Kate O'Mara in the early 80s, but Ms O'Mara still had glamorous looks at that time - witness her 80s 'Doctor Who' appearances - so Moneypenny's OP joke about age, and about how her assistant's looks compare with her own, would still just about make sense even if the still-stunning Miss Smallbone had indeed been working at MI6 since the late 60s, dropping into the office for a natter from time to time!)
My quirky theory aside, one wonders whether, when conceiving of Miss Smallbone, the writers of the OP scene were consciously remembering the Kate O'Mara/Lois Maxwell relationship in 'Welcome to Japan'. Kate O'Mara's character is clearly already familiar with Bond's file. She asks Moneypenny, for example, whether Domino could be a candidate for Bond's future wife. (The promo is obviously playing on the idea that Bond is going to get married to somebody in YOLT.) The embarrassingly dated part of the promo in which Kate O'Mara's character asks if Bond hits his women is a cue for a flashback clip of Bond striking Tatiana around the face. Moneypenny offers a brief commentary on that, justifying Bond's actions but perhaps anticipating her line in the OP scene about the "nauseating detail" of Bond's past behaviour.
Critics and material I don't need. I haven't changed my act in 53 years.
- Most of DAD didn't happen, but the Virtual Reality is real
- Daniel Craig's James Bond is just a 006 agent using the virtual reality in DAD to live out his fantasies of being a 007, more specifically, being James Bond. In reality, being a 007 is just as campy, over the top, and cool as James Bond portrays it to be, but since Daniel Craig's 006 is not a 007, he fantasizes being a cold blooded killer, hence DC's personality as 007, and it sorta explains why he has black and white flashbacks in the beginning of CR. It could also be the reason Judi Dench's M is in both the original Bond timeline and the current rebooted Bond universe. If you can't tell, I prefer Connery-Brosnan era instead of Craig's portrayal.
I laughed way too hard when I read this. ) )
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I have a theory that Daniel Craig is actually playing James Bond Jr (the original Bond's nephew) who decided to follow in his uncles footsteps and become a 00 agent. It would explain why Craig has the original DB5 (his uncle leftIit to him in his will) and why Judi Dench was M to both Brosnan and Craig.
You got that from my YouTube comment on calvin dyson's review of the bond jr cartoon. You stole my fan theory
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I have a theory that Daniel Craig is actually playing James Bond Jr (the original Bond's nephew) who decided to follow in his uncles footsteps and become a 00 agent. It would explain why Craig has the original DB5 (his uncle leftIit to him in his will) and why Judi Dench was M to both Brosnan and Craig.
You got that from my YouTube comment on calvin dyson's review of the bond jr cartoon. You stole my fan theory
And both your email addresses are almost identical
DAF takes place after YOLT, as DAF starts in Japan and Tracy is never mentioned in DAF. Up until YOLT, Spectre is presented as this large criminal organisation; after the events of YOLT, the organisation is considerably smaller, explaining why Blofeld is basically working alone in DAF. However, both the Blofeld in YOLT and DAF are not the real Blofeld's, merely doubles. This cover up is discovered by Bond in DAF, so is abandonded by the real Blofeld, and it is the real Blofeld in OHMSS, set after DAF. Bond has plastic surgery after DAF, transforming him into Lazenby, and some minor work to turn him into Moore after OHMSS for LALD.
I also believe that the Dalton/Brosnan era is a seperate timeline. Connery - Moore is one timeline, the ages of Moore and Connery being similar, but Dalton is considerably younger than Moore. In this timeline, Bond and Alec were good friends until 1986, explaining why the two supposed good friends are never seen together before. Bond is also being assessed at the start of GE to return to the field after LTK. Both LTK and TWINE reference a wife, but not specifically Tracy - it could be that this Bond also had a wife who was killed.
Another theory I have just thought of typing this, is that Spectre still existed throughout the Moore films, albeit not as big as previously, merely helping out with various criminals. It is Spectre who Drax talks to on the phone about Jaws, and Spectre may have helped out with Stronberg and therefor have the connection with Jaws.
He has difficulty with facts, Matt, this will only add to his confusion.
Chula, repeating your discredited theories on a different thread does not make them any more credible. You are now officially trolling. Up to now, I've been giving you the benefit of the doubt- ie, that you might simply be an idiot- but I'm afraid you've crossed the line. Take a giant step for trollkind.
Excellent send-off, Barbel. How do I find it natural that Higgins liked Chula ) . Don't take it the wrong way, it's all in good fun.
Hope that Barbel doesn't provide me with a drink that happens to be below the AJB Forum Blimp for this.
Also, is Chula a reference to The Man With The Golden Gun?
(The way that I think it's pronounced means prostitute in Greek, useless piece of information for the day.)
I have no idea about Greek, but I do know that anyone who disapproves of Timothy Dalton's Bond is automatically a friend of Higgins- he needs all he can get!
My theory is that Jack Wade was so angry that Bond "didn't say goodbye" that he put on all the diving gear and jumped out of the plane after him in a frightening rage. Unfortunately he forgot to pop his parachute and his head snapped back like a Cantaloupe on impact. That's why he never retuned in TWINE. )
Excellent send-off, Barbel. How do I find it natural that Higgins liked Chula ) . Don't take it the wrong way, it's all in good fun.
Hope that Barbel doesn't provide me with a drink that happens to be below the AJB Forum Blimp for this.
So, anyone else want to drop out?
My current 10 favorite:
1. GE 2. MR 3. OP 4. TMWTGG 5. TSWLM 6. TND 7. TWINE 8.DN 9. GF 10. AVTAK
I have no idea about Greek, but I do know that anyone who disapproves of Timothy Dalton's Bond is automatically a friend of Higgins- he needs all he can get!
And it seems that most of the friends I make in a similar way don't last long here.
Really? And what rank do you hold in the internet trolling department, Mr 24?
Oh, I'm not enrolled. But I find it a little bit sad that a new generation think of bad behavior on the net when they hear the word "troll". I miss the good, old days when trolls were King Kong-sized giants who hate Christians so much they could smell their blood, ate Christians and feared the sun like vampires
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- Rodney in TMWTGG is the same guy in DAF who throws Plenty O' Tool out the window
- The James Bond Jr cartoon has it's own dimension out there where everything that takes place in it is canon, just as Daniel Craig's Bond takes place in a different "dimension" or "universe" as the other Bonds
- After the song intro, the entirety of DAD is all just James Bond imagining everything and it's all in his head. The scorpions, or some kind of poison made him hallucinate. Therefore most of the events in DAD never really happened.
- Most of DAD didn't happen, but the Virtual Reality is real
- Daniel Craig's James Bond is just a 006 agent using the virtual reality in DAD to live out his fantasies of being a 007, more specifically, being James Bond. In reality, being a 007 is just as campy, over the top, and cool as James Bond portrays it to be, but since Daniel Craig's 006 is not a 007, he fantasizes being a cold blooded killer, hence DC's personality as 007, and it sorta explains why he has black and white flashbacks in the beginning of CR. It could also be the reason Judi Dench's M is in both the original Bond timeline and the current rebooted Bond universe. If you can't tell, I prefer Connery-Brosnan era instead of Craig's portrayal.
- NSNA is canon and takes place right after LTK, or after OP.
1. Roger 2. Timmy 3. Connery 4. Craig 5. George 6. Pierce
You lost me at the fem-bot part.
"Greatness From Small Beginnings."
Perfect -{
With machine gun jubblies?
My quirky theory aside, one wonders whether, when conceiving of Miss Smallbone, the writers of the OP scene were consciously remembering the Kate O'Mara/Lois Maxwell relationship in 'Welcome to Japan'. Kate O'Mara's character is clearly already familiar with Bond's file. She asks Moneypenny, for example, whether Domino could be a candidate for Bond's future wife. (The promo is obviously playing on the idea that Bond is going to get married to somebody in YOLT.) The embarrassingly dated part of the promo in which Kate O'Mara's character asks if Bond hits his women is a cue for a flashback clip of Bond striking Tatiana around the face. Moneypenny offers a brief commentary on that, justifying Bond's actions but perhaps anticipating her line in the OP scene about the "nauseating detail" of Bond's past behaviour.
I laughed way too hard when I read this.
You got that from my YouTube comment on calvin dyson's review of the bond jr cartoon. You stole my fan theory
And both your email addresses are almost identical
I also believe that the Dalton/Brosnan era is a seperate timeline. Connery - Moore is one timeline, the ages of Moore and Connery being similar, but Dalton is considerably younger than Moore. In this timeline, Bond and Alec were good friends until 1986, explaining why the two supposed good friends are never seen together before. Bond is also being assessed at the start of GE to return to the field after LTK. Both LTK and TWINE reference a wife, but not specifically Tracy - it could be that this Bond also had a wife who was killed.
Another theory I have just thought of typing this, is that Spectre still existed throughout the Moore films, albeit not as big as previously, merely helping out with various criminals. It is Spectre who Drax talks to on the phone about Jaws, and Spectre may have helped out with Stronberg and therefor have the connection with Jaws.
Some fans think Tim Dalton got Bond right.
Some fans think Monty Norman did indeed write "The James Bond Theme."
Some fans think the Steve McQueen Bond films are good...because they are "dark."
Some fans think THUNDERBALL was written for film....even though no film deal at all was in place!
[No you won't. Barbel]
Monty Norman did indeed write "The James Bond Theme".
Monty Norman only officially wrote the "James Bond Theme".
Note what is in quotes.
Chula, repeating your discredited theories on a different thread does not make them any more credible. You are now officially trolling. Up to now, I've been giving you the benefit of the doubt- ie, that you might simply be an idiot- but I'm afraid you've crossed the line. Take a giant step for trollkind.
For some reason, I've liked him
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
I almost did, but I didn't like that he used being a New Yorker as an excuse for poor behavior. I don't think he's actually from New York.
Hope that Barbel doesn't provide me with a drink that happens to be below the AJB Forum Blimp for this.
Also, is Chula a reference to The Man With The Golden Gun?
(The way that I think it's pronounced means prostitute in Greek, useless piece of information for the day.)
I have no idea about Greek, but I do know that anyone who disapproves of Timothy Dalton's Bond is automatically a friend of Higgins- he needs all he can get!
plenty of room.
"Better make that two."
So, anyone else want to drop out?
1. GE 2. MR 3. OP 4. TMWTGG 5. TSWLM 6. TND 7. TWINE 8.DN 9. GF 10. AVTAK
Doesn't feel good being bullied for being reasonable
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
And it seems that most of the friends I make in a similar way don't last long here.
Oh, I'm not enrolled. But I find it a little bit sad that a new generation think of bad behavior on the net when they hear the word "troll". I miss the good, old days when trolls were King Kong-sized giants who hate Christians so much they could smell their blood, ate Christians and feared the sun like vampires