Unlikely things to be said in a Bond Film ?

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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "And what is this device? I find it particularly fascinating."

    "It's a gun yer daft bastard."
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    "Why didn't you follow him 007? You were standing next to a landrover"

    "Well, I thought I might destroy someone's property or put other people in danger because of my driving"
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    "But you alwayth thaid that you liked the Walther PPK..."

    "Yeah, I know."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    moneypenny I seem to have mislaid my Primark privilege card
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    James Bond on the telephone,
    AH good morning ,James Bond here, I like to book 2 weeks at Butlins Skegness
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bloody hell Goldfinger that laser getting awfully close to my B#lls !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    James Bond on the telephone
    Moneypenny ,Bond here will be a tad late for work ,got a flat tyre on the Reliant
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    My name's Bond, James Bond, and i'm an alcoholic
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    "I've got a splinter in my finger :# "
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "i'd prefer to see a male doctor actually"
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    STD ? Is that a new criminal organisation Doctor ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Bond in a restaraunt,
    yes we"ll have the beluga caviar for two,the fillet mignon with white truffles,followed by the lemon sorbet with the 57 Bollinger
    and I"ll have a Dr Pepper no ice also
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'll have a vodka martini, shaken not stirred, and can I have one of those
    Little umbrellas and a nice sparkler please.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    Great topic by the way Thunderpussy, very funny!

    Now THAT is something you will NEVER hear in a Bond movie :))
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Quarrel ........ you're right it is a Dragon!
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "You've picked up the police radio, they're looking for an immensely annoying talentless blonde woman and a man in a foreign car."
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Oh you're so right Mr Bond I'll give up my plan for world domination it would never have worked, I'm just a naughty boy.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sorry Q, I can only drive an automatic.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "Care for a drink Bond?"

    "Yes, your predecessor kept a babycham in the..."

    "I prefer Mountain Dew."
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • DaltonFan1DaltonFan1 The West of IrelandPosts: 503MI6 Agent
    Dench as M: "Well done 007. You completed your mission and saved many innocent lives. I'm so sorry for doubting you."

    "Morning Felix. Sorry about the leg. Skiing?"
    “Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to a better understanding of ourselves.” - Carl Jung
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    (Bond mumbling to himself in the Bahamas)
    I hate these oversea assignments ,these local tv stations never show eastenders
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    (Q demonstrating the new car to Bond)

    Q= what ever you do Bond do not press that red button,
    B = why is that?
    Q = if you do ,it will turn the passenger seat into a fully functioning Chinese cooking utensil
    B=your joking.
    Q= I never joke about my wok Bond
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    (Bond (Brosnan) in Ms office)

    m= your a misogynistic dinosaur Bond a product of the cold war
    B= up yours
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "There are dinner jackets and dinner jackets, this is the latter."

    (Breaking through the 4th wall) "Get that you sad costumey stalkers? THE.... LATTER, not 'Vallata'!"
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • ZorinIndustriesZorinIndustries United StatesPosts: 837MI6 Agent
    "Not tonight, James. I'm on my period."
    "Better luck next time... slugheads!"

    1. GoldenEye 2. Goldfinger 3. Skyfall 4. OHMSS 5. TWINE
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Q:"007, there are some receipts missing from your expense report.... About 1,700 of them."
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    To be honest Mr Bond, you're just not my type. You're a bit too full of yourself.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    "My name is Kabibble, Ish Kabibble. But around here we all go by the code name James Bond."
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It looks awfully difficult, ............. OH Bloody hell it is !!!
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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