Unlikely things to be said in a Bond Film ?

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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "And it's now I recall some poetry, from Tennyson I believe;

    We were on the good ship Venus......"
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    "As La Rochefoucault once observed..."

    Oh wait, sorry!
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It's not the first time I've thumbed an old Balzac, I love French literature !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    moneypenny= James you have a hole in your jacket,would you like me to repair it?
    Bond=you forget moneypenny I was head of the sewing and knitting club at Cambridge
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    "You''ll have to watch out for Jaundice, 007"
    "Who's he?"
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    M - you cant resign Bond,this isn't a dam country club,
    B - well transfer me to CI5 instead
    (my tribute to Bodie)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Camille: "Oh Shems, you 'ave Mathis's blood all over your zoot!"
    Bond: "Yes, but when I get home I'll wash it at 40 degrees with biological powder and a little conditioner and it should come out".

    Bond: "A gun and a radio. Not exactly Christmas, is it?"
    Q: "Well bearing in mind you will have lost the gun by this time tomorrow, and you won't use the radio until after you really, really need it, I'd say it is".
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    James I'm so scared

    Yes, darling I had noticed. You couldn't be a love and crack open a window !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "Any questions 007?"

    "Only one Q; why doesn't it smell when I cough and fart at the same time?"
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    ich habe ein auto reseviert (Brosnan)

    is that how you say it
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    "Does this thing come with an instruction manual, Q?"
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Oh I'm afraid the Aston has had its day. Here's your new transport, the G-wiz
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "Ah fräulein Bunt, which do you prefer, pink or brown?"
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Expelliarmus, Mr Bond "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Well……erm………actually………….this is not my first time Silva
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I had guessed, you were a Sailor after all. :p
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Hello Alex, so your Janus........
    Hello James, that would be correct, but my first name is now Hugh.
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bond raises an eyebrow,
    " Full cavity search, ....... Is that a good thing ? "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,854Chief of Staff
    Yes, I do want fries with that.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Blofeld screams at Bond.
    " Stop making that horsey sound when you move your knight ! "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Gassy ManGassy Man USAPosts: 2,972MI6 Agent
    (Searching pockets while at the door with the pizza delivery man) Hang on, hang on . . . I think I've got a coupon here . . . maybe it's in my -- Hey, honey, have you seen my fanny pack? My fanny pack! What? No, I'm not wearing it. Why would I be asking you if you've seen my fanny pack if I'm wearing it? (Surreptitiously) Women. Can't live with them, can't shoot them without a -- What's that, dear? No, I'm not talking about you! Of course not. All right, all right, my love, I'll be right there. (Handing over cash and whispering while shutting the door). Don't ever get married.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bond picks up his phone,

    " I'm glad you called. I have been missold PPI "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Monneypenny to Q
    oh Q, its James birthday next week ,do you think he would like the Brut 33 or the High Karate?
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Mr Bond? This is the CSA - you owe backpay on 23 children.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "James, I have something to tell you. I was actually born a man."

    "Meh."
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "Ah Bon San, now you look like a genuine Japanese ninja!"

    "I look like a fooking Vulcan without the pointy ears."
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "Yes mr bond, under the ocean there is beauty, there is ugliness and there is.... a floater?!"
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "Tell me James, do you still sleep with a puttblug under your pillow?"
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "Operation 'grandshlaam' for example"

    "Two words that you might have overheard"

    "Can you afford to take that rishk?"

    "I'm Mr GOLDfinger, what do you think?"

    "Bollocksh"
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "And then pump her for information"

    "You'll just ha.."

    "ANG ON LOVE, seriously M did you just say 'PUMP HER FOR INFO'?! SERIOUSLY?!"
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
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