Unlikely things to be said in a Bond Film ?

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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "Honestly tiger, you've got a secret underground train, a Toyota with a videophone in it, helicopters with electromagnets on them, a ninja school, plastic surgery 'experts', a rocket in a fag plus rocket firing pistols and rifles and yet I still have to drag gramps here all the way out to this mossie infested crappy rock with a DIY flying baking tray? Couldn't you just lend me a helicopter?"
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "Drinks back at mine James?"

    "Ah no, not tonight I'm afraid, I'm washing my rug."
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Take an Invisible car to Iceland, Why Don't I just take the white Lotus, In snow they'll never see it !
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    at the end of a bond film

    "Bond will be returning in blades of glory"
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "I've gotta hand it to you Q, that's ****"
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    "I've gotta hand it to you Q, that's ****"

    well that's the sort of remark id expect from you Bond go f##k yourself
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "Vlad did you finish the self defence system?"

    "Oh yes boss"

    "100 volts?"

    "Actually just 6, it's surprisingly difficult finding the space to fit all the batteries needed, I mean if I did fit enough for 100 volts you'd have an arse like a Prius, you'd look like a cross between robocop and nikki minaj."
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    PG: "My name is Pussy Galore".

    Bond: "What a coincidence! That's actually the name of my favourite website too".
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    (Can I just say you guys have excelled yourselves, I'm sitting on a packed train into working peeing myself and crying with laughter :)) :)) :)) )
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " She never tied me to a chair,............. But she did grease me up and shove a gimp ball in my Mouth "
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Oh, I'd put a bit of cream on that eye, Blofeld "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Le Chiffre placed his cards face-up on the green baize of the table. A low murmur rippled through the smoke-hazed casino. The chink of a distant glass cut through the tense air. Raising a carefully-manicured right hand to his temple, Le Chiffre stared at Bond with a slight smirk, as if daring his next move.

    Bond scanned the cards before looking at his own hand. He raised his eyes to meet Le Chiffre's. Dropping his cards onto the table he quietly yet assuredly proclaimed:

    "Snap!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Vodka martini and could you put a drop of Tizer in it.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Suddenly Miley Cyrus's Wrecking Ball starts to play and Bond screams,....
    " Oh, This song is reem, I gotta be hitting some moves "
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "Now your new transport, BMW Z3, five forward gears, agile, all points radar and my personal favourite - behind the headlights, stinger missiles! Sadly you'll not get to see any of those as the cars only just been built and we blew the limited budget on all the kids toys we made your gadgets from."
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "I'll let you in on a little secret. The diamond mine is fake, but the lasers... are CGI."
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Q: "Here's your new car."
    Bond: "Aston?"
    Q: "Sorry, 007, let's just say it's a generic sports car, as I'm afraid we're not allowed to mention brands or show logos anymore."
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "I'm Mr Kill"

    Brossa spins around trying to find the hidden camera before bursting into laughter.

    "Oh, you're being serious aren't you?"
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    "I'll have the vegan breakfast and no champagne in my Bucks Fiz: I've gone tee-total."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    After the diet I'm now Mister Average, My Mister Big days are over.
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Heh heh heh heh heh! i was just thinking of something funny Kananga said just now
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    'Q?'
    'Yes Bond'
    'Can I use your dictaphone?
    'NO Bond! ..... use your finger, like everybody else does'
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Hello Q, you sent for me ?

    Yes 007, your £5 short for the lottery kitty.

    Not so pussy galore, then Q.
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    A smug RM pulls the acrostar into the petrol station.

    "Fill 'er up!"

    "Do it yourself."

    :s
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "You see sir, by rotating the bezel, the watch turns into a hyperintenstified magnetic field, strong enough to even deflect the path of a speeding bullet, or so Q claims, given enough range of course."

    "What bollocks."
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "Aston Martin call it the Vanquish, we call it..... missing."

    Brossa facepalms as Cleese gropes around.
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  • cheldcheld Posts: 300MI6 Agent
    Yes Mr. Bond, I expect you to talk.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "Guess we all have to play the piper someday Q."

    "Shut the **** up you **** ****, you **** fucked up my **** fishing boat for my **** retirement you utter ****, I have the **** right mind to come over there and **** slap your bastard cunting face in, you utter **** for brains **** stain!!"
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " It's a mankini, 007. It's the latest thing ! , It will be better than those damn safari suits "
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " I must say Blofeld your a brave man to wear that short mini skirt, I have to admire your balls "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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