Unlikely things to be said in a Bond Film ?

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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "Henry Gupta, virtually invented Techno music."
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    The Domino Effect wrote:
    Le Chiffre placed his cards face-up on the green baize of the table. A low murmur rippled through the smoke-hazed casino. The chink of a distant glass cut through the tense air. Raising a carefully-manicured right hand to his temple, Le Chiffre stared at Bond with a slight smirk, as if daring his next move.

    Bond scanned the cards before looking at his own hand. He raised his eyes to meet Le Chiffre's. Dropping his cards onto the table he quietly yet assuredly proclaimed:

    "Snap!"

    I like this one :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You were good James but I'm going to stick with girls.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    "Hi, I'm Pussy."
    "Of course you are."
    "Pussy Galore."
    "Named after your mother, perhaps?"
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    Blackleiter wrote:
    "Hi, I'm Pussy."
    "Of course you are."
    "Pussy Galore."
    "Named after your mother, perhaps?"
    :)) :)) :))
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    "A small slip, takes more than a few props to turn 007 into a herald"

    "It'll take more than cutting off your earlobes to turn you into a count!"

    "Why are you speaking with an Australian accent Mr Bond?"
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    (heres one to wind up sir miles)
    sorry M cant make dinner tomorrow night, have a freemasons meeting,
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    There you go Mr Goldfinger 30 6x4 prints and one
    30 ft by 20ft of Fort Knox !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    (Bond meeting Leiter for the first time in NSNA)

    but your black ?
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sorry Bond we have to save money, so no car. It's public transport
    for you 007.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    fancy a spot of lunch Bond at my club?
    well actualy M ,Q and I are off to Manzies for pie and mash,
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    that's a 12 inch wholewheat bread with chicken and mayo. wrapped in a clockwise direction.
    will there be anything else Mr Bond.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    "Don't worry, you're not my type"
    "Smart?"
    "Female"
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You've just killed seven dwarfs and shagged Show White, I think you
    may have wandered into the wrong film Mr Bond !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    You've just killed seven dwarfs and shagged Show White, I think you
    may have wandered into the wrong film Mr Bond !

    And after that you went on to sing ABBA tunes!
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Sing Abba tunes " I think the term "Sing " is a bit of a stretch. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    ahh cme in Bond,sit down sit down,
    id rather stand,if its all the same M,
    why is that 007,?
    ive got a touch of the farmers sir, (farmers is cockney slang for farmer Giles =piles)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Would you like a drink Mr Bond ?

    No thanks, I'm driving.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    How did you lose your hands Dr No ?

    Slight Gynaecology accident, I don't like talking about it.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I intend to ravish you Mr Bond, just wait till I pop my teeth in ! ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    In J. J. Abrams version of a rebooted Bond dealing with his origins, Bond's mother
    has just given birth and is heard to say,
    " Mr Bond, I've been Expecting you ! "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "Ready to save the world again, 007?"

    "Actually Peppa Pig is on in 5 mins"
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    New hug a hoodie policy Bond, in future just give the villain a hug
    he's just misunderstood..
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "You get more beautiful by the day."

    "I'm over here!"

    "Bugger."
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    ahh Q, have you seen this , ive stumbled on this web site called AJB 007,
    well in future ,instead of risking my neck ect ,ill just contact these guys
    they seem to know everthing,
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    What only seem to know. :)) :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    What only seem to know. :)) :D

    well didn't like to boast :)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Bond you're needed in Holland "
    " Not now M, I've got man flu !"
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "What looks good?"

    "Quarter pounder with cheese meal, 6 mcnuggets and a choccy shake."
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "Titanium armour, heads up display AND 7 beverage holders, all in all, fully stocked."

    "Still just a Beemer though eh Q?"
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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