Unlikely things to be said in a Bond Film ?

James Suzuki

Bond: I'll have a Fanta with no ice. And please bring two straws

Peppermill

"Aston Martin calls it the Vanquish, we call it the Vanish"

..... o wait

James Suzuki

Peppermill wrote:

"Aston Martin calls it the Vanquish, we call it the Vanish"

..... o wait

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Thunderpussy

" That's an extremely handsome lighter Mr Bond "
" Yes, Three for a quid ! "

The Domino Effect

"A small plastic baggy of granola, a diet tonic water - no alcohol - and my Birkenstocks, please."

Thunderpussy

" Yes, M. I understand, world in peril, millions of lives as risk but..
.... I was taking today off as a Personal day !"

Thunderpussy

M, " James you have Moneypenny so anxious over this mission, she's pulled out her
Chinese worry beads !"
007, " Oh, How long had she them in for ? "

Peppermill

Thunderpussy wrote:

M, " James you have Moneypenny so anxious over this mission, she's pulled out her
Chinese worry beads !"
007, " Oh, How long had she them in for ? "

I think Brosnan would have gotten away with that one )

Thunderpussy

Le Chiffre " I want that infomation Mr Bond. Look that chair with the seat removed, the knife,
the heavy knotted rope ? .......... just tell me and I'll give you all of them....... for keeps !"

( a idea on tne Milton Jones radio show this weekend )

TheWorldIsEnough

(From the James Bond/Harry Potter crossover film, "Out of the Ashes, into the Volcano"

Bond: "Harry, use your wand to take care of Blofeld! Likewise, I'll take care of Miss Swan with my wand. Now, go! Let's do this!!"

Harry: "Expecto Patronum!"

Bond: "Expecto PatroNADS"

TheWorldIsEnough

(From the James Bond/Monty Python crossover film, "The Man with the Holy Grail")

Squire: "James, Blofeld shot your arm off!"

James: "No he didn't."

Squire: "I believe he did. There it is, lying on the ground."

James: "Just a flesh wound. Now excuse me, I need to find a shrubbery. A nice one, but not too expensive."

TheWorldIsEnough

(From the James Bond/Are You Being Served crossover film, "Second Floor, Women's Lingerie, Third Floor, Death")

Mrs. Slocombe: "James, are you free?"

James: "Yes, Mrs. Slocombe, how may I assist you?"

Captain Peacock: "James, I know this is your first day here, but I specifically asked you to do nothing else until you finish helping Mr. Humphries undress the mannequins!"

James: "Yes, Sir."

(At this point Mr. Humphries enters the room)

Captain Peacock: "Now James, go to the back room, take those clothes off and start servicing Mr. Humphries immediately!!"

Mr. Humphries: ohh!! (passes out)

Thunderpussy

) ) ) I really want to see those films.

Thunderpussy

The name's Bowen, Jim Bowen !

Chriscoop

No my dear, I'm not at all interested in sleeping with you, I've decided asexual as I find the whole sex thing rather tedious and messy.

dr. evan-gelist

From the James Bond / The A-Team crossover

'my name is Bond HM Bond'
Bond dressed up as the aquamaniac in OP
Here is your new car 007 the aston martin corvette

always shaken

Now Bond (Roger Moore) your next assignment is in San Francisco ,you will be met at the airport by a chap called Inspector Frank Bullit ,he doesn't say much and dresses rather badly ,drives a crappy Mustang , he will take you to the SFPD headquarters and you will be assigned also with a rather unsavoury character called Harry Callaghan ,also an Inspector , don't take the PPK Bond ,he will only laugh at its size ,he has killed more people than you have ,and that's just for starters ,apparently he eats nothing but hot dogs , with mustard , awfull things by the sounds of it . Now this is a multi agency task ,Callaghan and Bullit will then drive you just south of Los Angeles ,to a small town called Bay City , now this is where it gets worse ,your contact there are 2 ,very undesirable detectives called Hutchinson and Starky or it could be Starsky ,they drive a awfull red car with a big white stripe on it .and Bond don't muck it up ,

always shaken

Now Bond (Roger Moore) your next assignment is in San Francisco ,you will be met at the airport by a chap called Inspector Frank Bullit ,he doesn't say much and dresses rather badly ,drives a crappy Mustang , he will take you to the SFPD headquarters and you will be assigned also with a rather unsavoury character called Harry Callaghan ,also an Inspector , don't take the PPK Bond ,he will only laugh at its size ,he has killed more people than you have ,and that's just for starters ,apparently he eats nothing but hot dogs , with mustard , awfull things by the sounds of it . Now this is a multi agency task ,Callaghan and Bullit will then drive you just south of Los Angeles ,to a small town called Bay City , now this is where it gets worse ,your contact there are 2 ,very undesirable detectives called Hutchinson and Starky or it could be Starsky ,they drive a awfull red car with a big white stripe on it .and Bond don't muck it up ,

Chriscoop

"would you care for some of this rather disappointing brandy Commander Bond?"
"not for me thanks, I'm doing stoptober and raising money for charity, then next month I'm growing a moustache for movember"

Charmed & Dangerous

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