If you are working for the NSA, here is how you reply

Higgins

The upcoming holidays bear the possibility that family members ask you, what you are doing and why.

Here is help:

http://dissenter.firedoglake.com/2013/12/02/nsa-sent-home-talking-points-for-employees-to-use-in-conversations-with-family-friends-during-holidays/

DaltonFan1

The irony is coming out of the walls.

Thunderpussy

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" When you can't tell your Friends from your Enemies, ........... "

Agent 00 Frog

) Thanks for a good laugh Bondtoys.