Calculate your 'alternate' list

Jarvio

How about this for a ‘ranking’ topic?
Give each of the following 10 categories a mark out of 10 for each bond film:

PTS (For DN which doesn’t have one, just rate the first few scenes)
Plot (Storyline/Villain’s plan etc)
Action (Fights, chases, explosions etc)
Villains (Main villains and henchmen)
Girls (Not including Xenia/Elektra etc, as they go under the villains category)
Dialogue (The script)
Locations (Self-explanatory)
Gadgets/Vehicles (Q-Branch, cars etc)
Music (Themesong, score)
Bond Himself (Bond’s portrayal in said film)

And then add up the total, which will be a percentage out 100.
Then place the films in order from highest percentage to lowest.
Maybe these rankings will differ from our actual lists of preference? Let’s see!
Try not to be influenced by your already existing list – part of the excitement is to see how close to your list this one will turn out!

So, I’ll start us off:

DR NO
PTS – 4
Plot – 6
Action – 4
Villains – 8
Girls – 10
Dialogue – 7
Locations – 9
Gadgets/Vehicles – 3
Music – 4
Bond Himself – 10
TOTAL = 65%

FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
PTS – 5
Plot – 8
Action – 6
Villains – 8
Girls – 8
Dialogue – 7
Locations – 4
Gadgets/Vehicles – 7
Music – 7
Bond Himself – 10
TOTAL = 70%

GOLDFINGER
PTS – 8
Plot – 10
Action – 5
Villains – 9
Girls – 7
Dialogue – 9
Locations – 4
Gadgets/Vehicles – 9
Music – 8
Bond Himself – 6
TOTAL = 75%

THUNDERBALL
PTS – 5
Plot – 9
Action – 3
Villains – 7
Girls – 6
Dialogue – 8
Locations – 6
Gadgets/Vehicles – 4
Music – 10
Bond Himself – 9
TOTAL = 67%

YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE
PTS – 6
Plot – 9
Action – 8
Villains – 7
Girls – 6
Dialogue – 7
Locations – 9
Gadgets/Vehicles – 8
Music – 8
Bond Himself – 6
TOTAL = 74%

ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE
PTS – 3
Plot – 8
Action – 9
Villains – 8
Girls – 6
Dialogue – 7
Locations – 9
Gadgets/Vehicles – 3
Music – 9
Bond Himself – 4
TOTAL = 66%

DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER
PTS – 2
Plot – 5
Action – 7
Villains – 7
Girls – 6
Dialogue – 5
Locations – 7
Gadgets/Vehicles – 4
Music – 8
Bond Himself – 5
TOTAL = 56%

LIVE AND LET DIE
PTS – 6
Plot – 5
Action – 7
Villains – 8
Girls – 10
Dialogue – 6
Locations – 9
Gadgets/Vehicles – 6
Music – 7
Bond Himself – 9
TOTAL = 73%

THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN
PTS – 3
Plot – 1
Action – 4
Villains – 9
Girls – 4
Dialogue – 3
Locations – 9
Gadgets/Vehicles – 4
Music – 5
Bond Himself – 3
TOTAL = 45%

THE SPY WHO LOVED ME
PTS – 10
Plot – 4
Action – 8
Villains – 5
Girls – 5
Dialogue – 8
Locations – 9
Gadgets/Vehicles – 8
Music – 5
Bond Himself – 9
TOTAL = 71%

MOONRAKER
PTS – 1
Plot – 1
Action – 5
Villains – 5
Girls – 3
Dialogue – 8
Locations – 5
Gadgets/Vehicles – 2
Music – 7
Bond Himself – 7
TOTAL = 44%

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
PTS – 4
Plot – 7
Action – 10
Villains – 6
Girls – 7
Dialogue – 6
Locations – 8
Gadgets/Vehicles – 6
Music – 5
Bond Himself – 9
TOTAL = 68%

OCTOPUSSY
PTS – 6
Plot – 7
Action – 10
Villains – 8
Girls – 7
Dialogue – 8
Locations – 10
Gadgets/Vehicles – 8
Music – 8
Bond Himself – 8
TOTAL = 80%

A VIEW TO A KILL
PTS – 4
Plot – 9
Action – 10
Villains – 10
Girls – 4
Dialogue – 5
Locations – 10
Gadgets/Vehicles – 8
Music – 9
Bond Himself – 7
TOTAL = 76%

THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
PTS – 8
Plot – 7
Action – 9
Villains – 4
Girls – 1
Dialogue – 7
Locations – 7
Gadgets/Vehicles – 8
Music – 9
Bond Himself – 9
TOTAL = 69%

LICENCE TO KILL
PTS – 6
Plot – 8
Action – 10
Villains – 10
Girls – 8
Dialogue – 4
Locations – 8
Gadgets/Vehicles – 8
Music – 6
Bond Himself – 10
TOTAL = 78%

GOLDENEYE
PTS – 10
Plot – 8
Action – 10
Villains – 9
Girls – 7
Dialogue – 8
Locations – 8
Gadgets/Vehicles – 10
Music – 8
Bond Himself – 9
TOTAL = 87%

TOMORROW NEVER DIES
PTS – 3
Plot – 4
Action – 8
Villains – 5
Girls – 5
Dialogue – 6
Locations – 6
Gadgets/Vehicles – 9
Music – 5
Bond Himself – 7
TOTAL = 58%

THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH
PTS – 7
Plot – 6
Action – 8
Villains – 8
Girls – 3
Dialogue – 3
Locations – 4
Gadgets/Vehicles – 9
Music – 5
Bond Himself – 8
TOTAL = 61%

DIE ANOTHER DAY
PTS – 8
Plot – 2
Action – 3
Villains – 4
Girls – 1
Dialogue – 1
Locations – 5
Gadgets/Vehicles – 1
Music – 5
Bond Himself – 6
TOTAL = 36%

CASINO ROYALE
PTS – 6
Plot – 6
Action – 7
Villains – 6
Girls – 8
Dialogue – 7
Locations – 5
Gadgets/Vehicles – 4
Music – 5
Bond Himself – 9
TOTAL = 63%

QUANTUM OF SOLACE
PTS – 1
Plot – 1
Action – 5
Villains – 1
Girls – 7
Dialogue – 5
Locations – 3
Gadgets/Vehicles – 1
Music – 5
Bond Himself – 5
TOTAL = 34%

SKYFALL
PTS – 8
Plot – 8
Action – 9
Villains – 10
Girls – 8
Dialogue – 7
Locations – 7
Gadgets/Vehicles – 4
Music – 6
Bond Himself – 10
TOTAL = 77%

So, from these rankings my list is:
1 – Goldeneye (87%)
2 – Octopussy (80%)
3 – Licence To Kill (78%)
4 – Skyfall (77%)
5 – A View To A Kill (76%)
6 – Goldfinger (75%)
7 – You Only Live Twice (74%)
8 – Live And Let Die (73%)
9 – The Spy Who Loved Me (71%)
10 – From Russia With Love (70%)
11 – The Living Daylights (69%)
12 – For Your Eyes Only (68%)
13 – Thunderball (67%)
14 – On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (66%)
15 – Dr No (65%)
16 – Casino Royale (63%)
17 – The World Is Not Enough (61%)
18 – Tomorrow Never Dies (58%)
19 – Diamonds Are Forever (56%)
20 – The Man With The Golden Gun (45%)
21 – Moonraker (44%)
22 – Die Another Day (36%)
23 – Quantum Of Solace (34%)

As you can see, this list is quite different to my ‘actual’ list, which is in my signature.

Sir Miles

Didn't someone write a book doing just this ? I'm sure I have it somewhere...

Jarvio

Sir Miles wrote:

Didn't someone write a book doing just this ? I'm sure I have it somewhere...

Yeah, "kiss kiss bang bang" I think it was called

Sir Miles

You are probably right - like I said, I have it just can't lay my hands on it...thanks -{