spies allowed to speed

always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
in the Metro (so it must be true)
transport minister announces that in future ,all MI5/6 operatives in the interest of national security
will be allowed to break speed limit,whilst on active service after the correct training has been under taken,now I suppose it will be down to the MET as per, to do the training ,
questions
(1) will this be done in marked police vehicles
(2) will MI5/6 vehicles carry warning lights/sirens
(3) if you see a battered Ford Transit zooming down the M25 at 100 mph with lights flashing
whos gonna belive it 8-)
(4) if said vehicle crashes into you , are they going to exchange details (sorry mate we are actually under cover secret service agents ) don't laugh I did get stopped by a county force traffic car while driving MI5 officers and the row we had very embarrassing
lucky no members of the public where about :)
By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?

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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    (3) if you see a battered Ford Transit zooming down the M25 at 100 mph with lights flashing
    whos gonna belive it 8-)

    Round our way the rozzers have a huge traffic dept, with more and more of the cars being undercover. One curious vehicle is a merc sprinter van. It's white, unmarked, and very nondescript. What the bacon don't like anyone to know is that it's chipped to do over 100mph and contains a good amount of the arsenal of the ARU.

    When that things on your arse with lights flashing yeah you believe it and yeah you get out the way :))
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  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    It's rubbish. As with various Intelligence and Special Forces within the UK, they can already speed in the line of duty, the car can have a Nil Detain Order (NDO) put on the registration number at request.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The only thing is they have to stop to put on some high-viz vests, Health
    and Safety. You know. :))
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    when we was stopped by the local traffic boys ,(1) they never got chance to run our plate through the PNC and they wernt told we was operating on their turf,
    (2) the vehicle I was driving was a brand new Ford galaxy Ghia , with all the toys,so the point I was making ,and I know ASP is totally correct,as is MG,but its what joe public perceives to be true , my mum and dad in their 80s like most of yours ,would quite correctly think it was yobbos pulling a fast one ?
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    They'll be giving MI6 agents licences to kill next!
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • Mr MalloryMr Mallory North by northwestPosts: 632MI6 Agent
    That photo was a Fluke .
    What makes you think this is my first time?
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Am I missing something here...... like a photo?
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • Mr MalloryMr Mallory North by northwestPosts: 632MI6 Agent
    Ooops, Wrong thread, it's a bad whale joke.
    What makes you think this is my first time?
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