Stuff Bond doesn't know

Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
in General James Bond Chat
We all know Bond is an expert on just about anything: skiing, wines, firearms, atomic bomb disposal, butterflies etc. But are there things you feel are outside Bond's particular skill set? Here are some I can think of:

- Babysitting
- Crocheting
- Linedance
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  • Mr MalloryMr Mallory North by northwestPosts: 632MI6 Agent
    Tantric sex ?
    What makes you think this is my first time?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    Mr Mallory wrote:
    Tantric sex ?

    I wouldn't bet on it ...
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Hip hop?
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    How much a pint of milk costs ? :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He's never watched Mamma Mia. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    We all know Bond is an expert on just about anything: skiing, wines, firearms, atomic bomb disposal, butterflies etc. But are there things you feel are outside Bond's particular skill set? Here are some I can think of:

    - Babysitting
    - Crocheting
    - Linedance
    How about Norway? :p
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    Sir Hillary Bray wrote:
    Number24 wrote:
    We all know Bond is an expert on just about anything: skiing, wines, firearms, atomic bomb disposal, butterflies etc. But are there things you feel are outside Bond's particular skill set? Here are some I can think of:

    - Babysitting
    - Crocheting
    - Linedance
    How about Norway? :p

    I think he could find it on a map, if that's what you ment?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He did pop over to it in Icebreaker. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Condoms?
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Tell him to pull out, immediately !! " :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    " Tell him to pull out, immediately !! " :))

    'Down, not up!'
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    Would he know how to wash the floor or boil potatoes?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Midwifery?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Cider
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Who put the bomp
    In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,861Chief of Staff
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    He's never watched Mamma Mia. :))

    Why should he? He's in it! :)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    One of the funniest lines I've heard from a musician was from Neil Innes,
    ( which, yes I have used a few times ) :D

    " I've suffered for my music. Now it's your turn !". Which sums up Mamma mia. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,861Chief of Staff
    I'd like to say I've interviewed Neil Innes but it wouldn't be correct- I sat beside my mate while he interviewed Neil Innes. Can you believe he doesn't have a record contract at the moment (unless one has recently been arranged)? The state of the music industry these days!
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Bond to air steward so wich way is economy class
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Don't lose hope in the music industry Barbel, Cheryl Cole is back on the X-Factor
    So stand by for some more meteoric talent to come forward. :#
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • FiremassFiremass AlaskaPosts: 1,910MI6 Agent
    American football
    My current 10 favorite:

    1. GE 2. MR 3. OP 4. TMWTGG 5. TSWLM 6. TND 7. TWINE 8.DN 9. GF 10. AVTAK
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Don't lose hope in the music industry Barbel, Cheryl Cole is back on the X-Factor
    So stand by for some more meteoric talent to come forward. :#

    shouldn't that be Xcrement factor ? :D
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :)) Well said. -{

    As for stuff Bond Doesn't know,.......... How to play the Ukulele.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Any Idiot can be given a Contract. That's a sad Reflection on the Music Industry these Days.
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Brosnan_fanBrosnan_fan Sydney, AustraliaPosts: 521MI6 Agent
    Serving fast food

    Waiting on tables (Let's see him find out how the other half lives :D )

    Dining simply (Now, THAT I would like to see! :p ), or at least chowing down on a hamburger and soda

    Walking/washing a dog

    Dancing Gangnam Style

    Reading a bedtime story to a little kid

    Cuddling a baby


    ...and, ABSTINENCE!!!! :o :o :o :o
    "Well, he certainly left with his tails between his legs."
  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    The Beatles discography
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) maybe he does, he just listens with earmuffs. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Twerking.
  • walther p99walther p99 NJPosts: 3,416MI6 Agent
    -construction
    @deanwdunlevy
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    A decent Egg Roll when he sees one.
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