Stuff Bond doesn't know

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  • thesecretagentthesecretagent CornwallPosts: 2,151MI6 Agent
    That Marks and Spencer do clothes for under sixties as well.
    What time Coronation Street starts, and on what days.
    An entrants name on the X Factor.
    How much child tax credits are.
    What Spar two for £9 wine tastes like.
    What Sunday morning sex is like when you have about five minutes before the kids come upstairs because you've heard them fighting over the remote...
    What a Pot Noodle tastes like at one in the morning after six pints...
    What it's like to look in the mirror and think, oh s**t...
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    I love the Sunday morning one, I think we've all had a similar experience. ;)
    Also I tried a pot noodle once, and once was enough. :D
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    It was probably the Beef and Tomato :))
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,861Chief of Staff
    Bombay Bad Boy rules!
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    thesecretagent wrote:
    What it's like to look in the mirror and think, oh s**t...

    Well, there are about four or five scenes in Skyfall where Bond looks in the mirror and thinks 'Oh sh*t' :))

    Good list otherwise though, I think we have all been there! :#
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I haven't I'm freaking Gorgeous !!! :))
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I keep looking in the mirror and thinking, hmmm that needs re-calibrating. :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I keep looking in the Mirror, and coming back that Coma of Blond Hair that hangs over my right Eye :))
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Facebook.
  • Dexter SmytheDexter Smythe Close to Fort KnoxPosts: 47MI6 Agent
    He CAN cook.He proved that with the omelette in AVTAK. :))
  • Mr MalloryMr Mallory North by northwestPosts: 632MI6 Agent
    He does't know about " pay day loans "
    What makes you think this is my first time?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Erectile dysfunction ?
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Bond does not know that he can get a greater Quote on his Car Assurance elsewhere.
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    When I started this thread I didn't know Bond didn't know so much....

    I would start a 'Stuff Bond knows' thread just to save him from getting low self esteem. Only, Bond probably doesn't know what lowself esteem is :))
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Dexter Smythe wrote:
    He CAN cook.He proved that with the omelette in AVTAK. :))

    A Quiche ;)
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I misread that, I thought it said Quickie. :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Bond certainly has Time for that :))
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    Bond certainly has Time for that :))

    An hour? No, "better make that two"! :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He doesn't know which bin to put out. :))
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    He doesn't realise that there are more seats beyond the curtain at the end of First Class.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Bond does not know how to order from Dominoes.
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  • SpectreBlofeldSpectreBlofeld AroundPosts: 364MI6 Agent
    Brosnan_fan wrote:
    Dining simply (Now, THAT I would like to see! :p ), or at least chowing down on a hamburger and soda

    Actually, there's a line in one of the novels (can't recall which one) that states that Bond pretty much eats crap while at home, and only treats himself to fancy food when he's on a mission abroad.

    Just Googled it. In OHMSS:
    ‘James Bond was not a gourmet,’ wrote Ian Fleming in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.

    ‘In England he lived on grilled soles, oeufs cocotte and cold roast beef with potato salad.’

    Found at http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/moslive/article-2219545/James-Bond-food-TOM-PARKER-BOWLES-As-Skyfall-opens-eat-like-007.html
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Ironic is that nowadays, Bonds Choices of Food can be considered High Dining.

    Bond should pop into Greggs and buy a Steak Bake and two Yum Yums -{
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bond doesn't know any Klingon.
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Bond doesn't know that he can save a few Quid by shopping at Lidls.
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Bond doesn't know what he doesn't know! :))
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I know there's one subject he's not an expert on. :)) ( DAF ) ;)
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Oh really 007 8-)
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He doesn't know what a pound shop is. Infact he doesn't know what a pound is. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bond doesn't know how to do " Beer and a BBQ " :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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