Bond funerals ideas ?

ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
in General James Bond Chat
As a fun thread, I was wondering if any members had any ideas for a Bond
themed funeral. Choice of music, or flowers etc. Or any suggestions for
Scattering ashes, that type of thing. :D
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,861Chief of Staff
    Coffin with built-in throwing knives.
    Corpse wearing aqualung.
    Three mourners with dark glasses and white sticks.
    JB on the coffin.
    Music "Just A Closer Walk With Thee" (LALD) breaking into jazz.
    Widow is a man in drag.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,861Chief of Staff
    Oh, and keep the deceased's toupè- it can only be regarded as a heirloom.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Widow is a man in drag " ah!, you've met the wife then! :)) :D ( only joking darling :x )
    Some nice ideas {[]
    Heirloom, :# :p
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,861Chief of Staff
    Not my pun! I'm only quoting.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Oh, I know, :)) it's from that crappy film. :D
    Although, Black roses, might be cool. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    In case the Deceased are not in Fact Deceased, then the inside of the Coffin could have secret Compartments for Food, Drink, A Radio and some Escape Equipment.
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) No I'm thinking the Fan " isn't pinning for the fjords " but is deceased.

    Perhaps as the coffin arrives Someone could say .....
    " Well now that we're all here !" From. Thunderball. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    'You Only Live Twice Mr Bond'
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You could have in your inside pocket an envelope marked
    " Slumber Inc ". :)). With some fake money.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Them Diamonds were fake!
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,861Chief of Staff
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    Them Diamonds were fake!

    Dirty double-crossing Limey fink...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    You can just hear the eulogies and the conversation between mourners:

    "Whose funeral is it?"
    "The stiff... Ahem, the deceased..."
    "He'd have wanted it this way"

    And don't forget if there's more than one coffin, they need Union flags on them.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I watched a documentary on Nigeria where you can have a custom coffin
    made. If you were into space it could look like a Rocket. I wonder if there
    might be a company that do it in the UK, as I'd like one to look like a DB5. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • screenamescreename Posts: 388MI6 Agent
    Why not just take their wallet and leave them in a dumpster?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    That's a little too traditional. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Oh, and keep the deceased's toupè- it can only be regarded as a heirloom.

    The fact a fellow Scot suggested that is unforgivable!

    Besides, a proper send off would include a 12 grouse salute. :s
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    well my wife said to me "when you die im going to dance on your grave" :#
    so does any one know how I can organise to be buried at sea then :)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :))
    My wife said She'd bury me with my arse sticking out of the ground,... So she'd
    Have somewhere to park her bike ! ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Or something to remember you by :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    She'll have the life insurance to remember me by. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    'Accidental' Fall down the Stairs? ;)
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Could be :))
    Would anyone know, are there any Bond locations that you'd be
    allowed to have your ashes scattered ? Like Pinewood studios ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I want my Ashes as Piz Gloria -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I was thinking of having mine made into commemorative Egg timers, and then
    given away to competition winners here at AJB. :))

    We once had an ashes urn Delivered to us as The Neighbour was out, My wife freaked until
    * The dead person " as she called it was out of the house. :)) As with Bond
    " Make sure they send me home first class " :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Imagine that, having a small part of TP on my Windowsill :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    The legendary TP has no "small parts" m'lud :o
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,861Chief of Staff
    Why, TP, I'm very impressed. There's a lot more to.you than I expected.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    No I only have big parts, But they are getting more Wobbly as the years go by. :p :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,861Chief of Staff
    :)) too much information!
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