Unless you were doing a Donald Trump, it wasn't you but if it was you, was the writing on the wall you're phone number or the price you were hoping to get :v
Sir MilesThe Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,762Chief of Staff
Unless you were doing a Donald Trump, it wasn't you but if it was you, was the writing on the wall you're phone number or the price you were hoping to get :v
Oh you know me, duckie...I'm cheap...but the writing of the wall is more of a 'to do' list ;%
Forget the writings on the wall SM, just look out for that wild boars head TP has hung up, I think it might have a camera in it, I don't know if he is trying to catch Donk out or people doing coke off the top of the toilet
I don't have to turn the dishwasher on ! She's a randy Hungarian Lady.
Many years ago (when I was a student in the 70s), I was asked how I would turn an oxygen cylinder on. I said I would start with a couple of drinks, then a nice compliment or two, then.... my instructor was not amused.
)
I do something similar when asked...
Put the kettle on ..... I don't think it will fit me.
Pull the curtains ....... Hi curtains, fancy going out dancing tonight
you get the picture ....... I'm very annoying. )
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
)
I do something similar when asked...
Put the kettle on ..... I don't think it will fit me.
Pull the curtains ....... Hi curtains, fancy going out dancing tonight
you get the picture ....... I'm very annoying. )
) Funny you should say that ,my wife has asked me to take the dog out
(woof did some one say out , ill just go and brush me tail arf )
An ice cold Cubanisto, please, TP. I've never had this before but have got into them after spending the last few weeks here - will have to see if they have them back in the Far East
A double cheeseburger with fries will go down well too )
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
) Oddly enough I was doing a lot of driving yesterday and got the nicest
Cheeseburger, there were bits of bacon scattered through the melted cheese
it had a wonderful tangy BBQ sauce. it was absolutely delicious, compared
To the rubbish Burger King and MacDonald's put out.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Our maid makes superb beefburger's at home - it's a recipe handed down from her grandmother who used to cook for the US army when they were based in The Philippines
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Though it funny watching the Rugby. The players do suffer injuries
and have to be worked on, on the pitch, and I mean torn tendons etc.
Especially when compared to football, where medics are called for
When a player, gets their hair messed up, or crack a nail ! )
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
I agree. I also wish Scotland could win for once.
(Sighs) Double scotch please Pussy.
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
The owner of the local takeaway's dog has started to chase Holly.
Naturally he said he's tried to stop the dog, I suggested " Muzzle him ?"
He replied " No, I'm Church of England !"
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
Good thing That was a joke. Holly is the size of a small black Jaguar (cat not car).
If she had been chased by a dog, it would turn into a case of "Cat chases dog, bitt by man!"
Ok, the booze didn't work, time for the drugs. Good Nytol! -{
(TB2 picks up the half chewed pigs leg and heads for the door. The cat follows him out.)
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
edited October 2015
(TB2 clears and wipes three tables, puts away two trays of clean glasses, changes a beer keg, wipes the specials board.
After a pause, He reluctantly puts a new battery in the A.R.S.E, treating the wall mounted contraption like a ticking bomb. He dusts the portrait of the Vauxhaul building. Hearing growling noises outside, he fills Holly's bowl with minced beef, and puts it next to her water dish.
TB2 then scoots over to the members area, he wipes down the Mods leather armchairs, fills the nibbles bowls and plops a log on the fire.
Walking behind the bar, he pours himself a Ginger Raspberry, writes a reminder note to fully reinstate Lady Rose's red wine discount, then looks round the empty pub.
Holly slinks in the dog sized cat flap waving her tail and makes a bee line to her bowl. TB2 frowns as the A.R.S.E sweeps the room with its Cylon eye. The only sounds are Holly gently munching through her dinner, and the quiet roar of the fire.)
Where is everyone?
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Walking behind the bar, he pours himself a Ginger Raspberry, writes a note to fully reinstate Lady Rose's red wine discount, then looks round the empty pub.
Well, I wasn't here because you'd taken away my discount! I will now have a large glass of Cabernet Sauvignon please
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
Very good M'lady! I'm afraid I'll have to use one of the brandy goblets, as the landlord still hasn't got the correct glasses cleaned yet!
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
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I am NOT hairy X-(
;%
Oh you know me, duckie...I'm cheap...but the writing of the wall is more of a 'to do' list ;%
Many years ago (when I was a student in the 70s), I was asked how I would turn an oxygen cylinder on. I said I would start with a couple of drinks, then a nice compliment or two, then.... my instructor was not amused.
I do something similar when asked...
Put the kettle on ..... I don't think it will fit me.
Pull the curtains ....... Hi curtains, fancy going out dancing tonight
you get the picture
The " VW emmisions fiasco "
(woof did some one say out , ill just go and brush me tail arf )
A double cheeseburger with fries will go down well too
Cheeseburger, there were bits of bacon scattered through the melted cheese
it had a wonderful tangy BBQ sauce.
To the rubbish Burger King and MacDonald's put out.
.... or a Beef curry ... Or a nice bit of Cod and chips.....
Philly cheese steak ,mmmmm ,I cant believe this icon of U.S food has not caught on ,we seemed to have adopted everything else from the states
From : Milton Jones on Mock the week. -{
Now you're talking! I love Philly cheese steak wrap. Yummy.
and have to be worked on, on the pitch, and I mean torn tendons etc.
Especially when compared to football, where medics are called for
When a player, gets their hair messed up, or crack a nail !
(Sighs) Double scotch please Pussy.
( The old ones, are the best)
Ginger Raspberry this time please.
Sort of..... I'll have fish 'n"' chips twice !
it's OK, I heard you the first time.
Same again please, and a pigs leg for Holly.
Naturally he said he's tried to stop the dog, I suggested " Muzzle him ?"
He replied " No, I'm Church of England !"
If she had been chased by a dog, it would turn into a case of "Cat chases dog, bitt by man!"
Ok, the booze didn't work, time for the drugs. Good Nytol! -{
(TB2 picks up the half chewed pigs leg and heads for the door. The cat follows him out.)
After a pause, He reluctantly puts a new battery in the A.R.S.E, treating the wall mounted contraption like a ticking bomb. He dusts the portrait of the Vauxhaul building. Hearing growling noises outside, he fills Holly's bowl with minced beef, and puts it next to her water dish.
TB2 then scoots over to the members area, he wipes down the Mods leather armchairs, fills the nibbles bowls and plops a log on the fire.
Walking behind the bar, he pours himself a Ginger Raspberry, writes a reminder note to fully reinstate Lady Rose's red wine discount, then looks round the empty pub.
Holly slinks in the dog sized cat flap waving her tail and makes a bee line to her bowl. TB2 frowns as the A.R.S.E sweeps the room with its Cylon eye. The only sounds are Holly gently munching through her dinner, and the quiet roar of the fire.)
Where is everyone?
Apparently they seem to make a lot of whisky up there !
Well, I wasn't here because you'd taken away my discount! I will now have a large glass of Cabernet Sauvignon please