A large rum coke please on my return from a 3 day trip to Hong Kong while I scan through all the posts I've missed. It was a lot colder up there than it is here but we had a great time and Higgins' tip on where to eat was good although we were shown to a table out of sight of the rest of the diners when I said the man with green trainers recommended this place ) The fried lobster was good though so we didn't mind )
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Silhouette ManThe last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,851MI6 Agent
You know your a Bond fan, if not a Bond God when you have
Absolutely,wizz bang, top class ideas like this ........
A henchman with an artificial hand, which he can detatch. Then via WiFi
He can control his hand, moving like a spider. Through air vents etc. To
Kill and observe. with a camera built into the wrist, for viewing with
his mobile phone ( there'd be an app )
So he could watch while choking someone, could have a line like him
Being asked if he'd killed the lady already, to which he could reply...
... " I've got it in Hand!"
Or, you know when your a Bond fan, when you spend time thinking up
stuff like this. A modern twist on " The beast with five fingers"
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Okay, on a dare from that guy with the fluorescent green trainers propped up on the bar stool in the corner, I'll have a slice of the Christmas cake. Btw, if I don't try the cake, I have to give him a copy of "Fashion Sense For Men", and if I do eat a slice of the cake, he has to give me a stomach-pump. Good deal, huh?
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
Here you go. (TB2 hands over a slice of the cake.)
The cat staggers in through the Dog sized cat flap. She's drunk, falling over her paws. After looking round to see who is making noises - she is growl / hiccuping herself, she staggers over to her basket and conks out, quietly purring in her sleep.
Oh Holly! Bad cat! No chicken for you tonight! Heh, I wondered where that test bake had gone.
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A dry martini (because it's so wet outside), but non-alcoholic (because I'm a tee-totaler With no knowledge of drinks )
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
Here No 24. (TB2 pushes a martini glass towards No 24.)
One glass of tonic water with a cherry in it. You can't ask for a non alcoholic martini in here. The SABS is a James Bond pub!
You'll be after sandwiches msde with brown bread in a dietry stand on free radicals next. 8-)
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Watching some old Christmas specials from "French & Saunders" ( very funny)
They did a behind the scenes spoof documentary on the filming of Titanic. In
the bit about filming the sinking, Dawn french complained the water tank smelled
like a toilet, to which Jennifer replied that they were using the Bond tank.........
" Three Bonds and George Lazenby have peed in here " )
( They also do a great send up of Star Wars ) doing a thick N.Irish accent for Liam
Neeson.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
I remember the Star Wars one!
Jimmy Krankie (as Annikan) "Mulk mulk, lemonaide, roond the back the choc-lit's made!"
Jen Saunders (as Qui-Gon) " I'm terribly sorry grand master, he's had a lolly!"
) )
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Can I have a snowball please?
... Schools closed, Public transport stops, trains and planes cancelled !
.... It's not like it happens every year ! ..... No wait, It Does !
Well, there'll soon be a woman in charge of the country so everything will be just tickedy-boo! I can see it now...
That Won't be popular with Tyson Fury !
CHB, nice to know some of Higgins's advice is good.
Zero Coke, please .......
...(wait for it!)....
"Coldfinger"
Ok, who wants a slice of Christmas cake? I may have used a little too much Sherry, it's a bit strong.
Okay, on a dare from that guy with the fluorescent green trainers propped up on the bar stool in the corner, I'll have a slice of the Christmas cake. Btw, if I don't try the cake, I have to give him a copy of "Fashion Sense For Men", and if I do eat a slice of the cake, he has to give me a stomach-pump. Good deal, huh?
The cat staggers in through the Dog sized cat flap. She's drunk, falling over her paws. After looking round to see who is making noises - she is growl / hiccuping herself, she staggers over to her basket and conks out, quietly purring in her sleep.
Oh Holly! Bad cat! No chicken for you tonight! Heh, I wondered where that test bake had gone.
My late mother in law, once made a sherry trifle. That after one
bowl of it, you couldn't drive !
One glass of tonic water with a cherry in it. You can't ask for a non alcoholic martini in here. The SABS is a James Bond pub!
You'll be after sandwiches msde with brown bread in a dietry stand on free radicals next. 8-)
They did a behind the scenes spoof documentary on the filming of Titanic. In
the bit about filming the sinking, Dawn french complained the water tank smelled
like a toilet, to which Jennifer replied that they were using the Bond tank.........
" Three Bonds and George Lazenby have peed in here "
( They also do a great send up of Star Wars ) doing a thick N.Irish accent for Liam
Neeson.
Jimmy Krankie (as Annikan) "Mulk mulk, lemonaide, roond the back the choc-lit's made!"
Jen Saunders (as Qui-Gon) " I'm terribly sorry grand master, he's had a lolly!"
Star Wars films, in preparation for the new one.