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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,856Chief of Staff
    Ah, another study from the University of the Bleedin' Obvious :s - scientists spend a lot of time and money proving things that everyone knows! A while back there was one which proved that dogs relate to human emotions more than any other animal with the possible exception of cats- who didn't care....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) yes it's up there with the studies on .....
    Water can make you wet.
    If you eat when hungry, you won't be hungry.
    and so on ............ :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Lemonade please Landlord -{
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Shaken not stirred of course. ;)
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Got it in one -{
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    A 'Buvare' for me my Bona Cove ;)
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Always happy to oblige :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Always happy to oblige :D

    'Fantabulosa' :D
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I thought when you came in you looked like you needed a stiff one, and
    as soon as you had your lips on it, I could sense the relief. ;) :))
    ( that's one of my own, but I'm sure it's already been done ) {[]
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    I thought when you came in you looked like you needed a stiff one, and
    as soon as you had your lips on it, I could sense the relief. ;) :))
    ( that's one of my own, but I'm sure it's already been done ) {[]

    :)) :)) :))

    Many times ........ Many many times -{
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :))
    No such thing as a new joke. :))
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  • StrangewaysStrangeways London, UKPosts: 1,469MI6 Agent
    I love this pub.

    Could I open the gay version: The Sub-Mariner and Jock Strap??

    :):):):):):):):)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    There are plenty of submariner jokes :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,749Chief of Staff
    Strangeways wrote:
    I love this pub.

    Could I open the gay version: The Sub-Mariner and Jock Strap??

    :):):):):):):):)

    You mean this ISN'T a gay pub ????? :o
    YNWA 97
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    I always found it very cheerful myself.
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    Strangeways wrote:
    I love this pub.

    Could I open the gay version: The Sub-Mariner and Jock Strap??

    :):):):):):):):)

    You mean this ISN'T a gay pub ????? :o

    Down with that sort of thing! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I like to think we're open to everyone ......... Except Norwegians :))
    Ah!, what the hell evetyones welcome. :x
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    This Place has gone right downhill..

    :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Please don't mention " going down " someone will
    make a rude joke ! :))
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    "I really shouldn't be here!"* :))





    Father Ted reference.
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Please don't mention " going down " someone will
    make a rude joke ! :))

    I'm Free :))
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well there have been rumours ! :)) :p
    but I only pay them lip service. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Reading today one of those " 10 things you never knew about 007 " bits.
    Which stated, Gerard Butler turned down the role in fear of it ruining his
    career !
    I did laugh as I thought he'd already done a good job in ruining it, Himself ! :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Very quiet round here lately, that new trendy place
    " The Submariner and Jockstrap " must have a
    Few special offers on. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I think I left my Tube of Fruit Pastels here somewhere :#
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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,816MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    I think I left my Tube of Fruit Pastels here somewhere :#

    Found them! You left them next to the target practice dart board again Alpha.
    Its only Polos that are supposed to have holes through them!

    Ginger Raspberry please Pussy. You may be pleased to hear that Jockstrap place down the road is in trouble.
    Seems a stripper slipped on a beer puddle and is suing them. Appears he landed on his View to a Thrill, and dislocated something! - They are not licensed for that sort of thing!

    Whats on the supper menu?
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Fancy a Sausage ? :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,816MI6 Agent
    Only if they have been pricked with a fork first, and have fried onions.

    What?
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Fried onions make everything taste good :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Fried onions make everything taste good :))


    Don't they just !
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