Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
edited March 2017
TB2 Pours a huge Coke Zero.
Here 24 drink this.
Its best not to overthink these things. I nearly drove myself insane atrempting to work out how Pixar's Cars get anything done, because thry are Cars. Once I started debating the explotation of the Fork Lifts and the fact there is no logical function for busses and Taxis, I thought - 'Its time to walk carefully away from this!'
I still love Nigel Gearlsey though. Cars 3 is released this summer.
BARBEL!! - Breakfast's ready!
Come on Holly, time for a walk! (Very loud purring can be heard.)
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
My head hurts to much if I try to make sense of the basic premise of a Disney movie (other than Frozen, obviously), but flaws in the internal logic is different. Things should work within the world, and Little Rodentia can't be policed by rhino police offisers. It's be nice to be able to discuss all the big questions here at SABS.
Cripes what's up with Barbel over there? Sat on his own, nursing his whisky and looking so brooding?
Either not a celtic fan, he's missing Sir Miles, he backed Cambridge in the boat race or someone's got his sporran in a twist.
I'll have a freshly squeezed orange juice, it's too early for booze. Oh and someone put a mirror in front of Barbels face, check he's still breathing.
100 editions. = Over £900! They are either insane or just sadistic!! (TB2 starts sobbing into his glass. Holly, looking worried nuzzles against TB2's legs and starts purring to comfort him, nearly knocking him over.)
Good cat.
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
But...... but
WHAT ABOUT ME!
How can I....... exist...... live...... for that long (gulp) without my precious.......
You are a cruel, heartless man, TB2
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
(TB2 produces the tin whistle and tootles the tune again. The ARSE comes to life and makes buzzing noises, then falls silent.)
No, I'm not. Case in point. (Shoves a large glass of Coke Zero across the bar.) The moral of the story? A little sympathy goes a very long way.
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Birra Moretti please with a Macallan as well please. Anyone had any luck on the grand national today then? I'm not a betting man myself and didn't even enter a sweep stake this year.
It was either that.....or the priesthood
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
(Places glasses on the bar)
Here you go gents, Large Coke Zero, Birra Motzirella a Macallan and a Jamesons. The latter is for me!
Holly! Not so close to the speakers, you'll hurt your ears dear!
(Noisily blows nose) Anyone else suffering a cold at the moment? It just hit me thr other day.
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
My younger sister, her husband and their two small children came for Easter tonight. She brought her DDR-born friend and her Norwegian husband. They have twins - two five year old girls. Nice
The twins switch effortlessly between German and Norwegian.
Silhouette ManThe last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,851MI6 Agent
A glass of sparkling Portemo please!
"The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
I suspect Holly misunderstands the song "Holm, Holy" and she's getting an (even more) inflated opinion of herself.
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
Here you are Silhouette, one glass of Portmerrion.
No Holly's a good cat she only gets a bit needy when she doesn't get much attention.
Considering her size though, that is extremely rare. Its not every pub that has a guard cat instead of a guard dog!
Time for a piping hot tankard of Wonka's chocolate for me I think. (Sneezes)
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Given Holly's job, perhaps a Trump-sized ego is helpfull?
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
Not likely, with the nonsense that happens in here, she is a cat with patience in abundance.
That's also why although she works here, she lives at Creighton Lodge with me! Here Coke Zero, tankard size. (Sneezes) Damn my heyfever. (Sniffs.)
Has anyone got any antihistamines? (Sneezes again)
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
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Here 24 drink this.
Its best not to overthink these things. I nearly drove myself insane atrempting to work out how Pixar's Cars get anything done, because thry are Cars. Once I started debating the explotation of the Fork Lifts and the fact there is no logical function for busses and Taxis, I thought - 'Its time to walk carefully away from this!'
I still love Nigel Gearlsey though. Cars 3 is released this summer.
BARBEL!! - Breakfast's ready!
Come on Holly, time for a walk! (Very loud purring can be heard.)
Little N.Ireland Beat the much bigger Norway at Football.
Either not a celtic fan, he's missing Sir Miles, he backed Cambridge in the boat race or someone's got his sporran in a twist.
I'll have a freshly squeezed orange juice, it's too early for booze. Oh and someone put a mirror in front of Barbels face, check he's still breathing.
Now that I am back, he'll make a happier face for sure
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
I'll have to aim more carefully, then.
(TB2 pours himself a massive glass from the last bottle of the whisky) and turns round his laptop on the bar.)
Remember when everyone went bananas about the Aston Martin DB5 partwork? Look at this!
http://www.deagostini.com/uk/collections/build-thunderbird-2/index.html
100 editions. = Over £900! They are either insane or just sadistic!!
(TB2 starts sobbing into his glass. Holly, looking worried nuzzles against TB2's legs and starts purring to comfort him, nearly knocking him over.)
Good cat.
I call it not working behind the bar most of the time!
No Coke Zero for 48 hours 24!
WHAT ABOUT ME!
How can I....... exist...... live...... for that long (gulp) without my precious.......
You are a cruel, heartless man, TB2
No, I'm not. Case in point. (Shoves a large glass of Coke Zero across the bar.)
The moral of the story? A little sympathy goes a very long way.
(grabs the glass with slightly trembling hands and drinks it all without spilling a drop)
-Did you say something? No..... Ok.
A Coke Zero, please
Here you go gents, Large Coke Zero, Birra Motzirella a Macallan and a Jamesons. The latter is for me!
Holly! Not so close to the speakers, you'll hurt your ears dear!
(Noisily blows nose) Anyone else suffering a cold at the moment? It just hit me thr other day.
The twins switch effortlessly between German and Norwegian.
Some other feline music
No Holly's a good cat she only gets a bit needy when she doesn't get much attention.
Considering her size though, that is extremely rare. Its not every pub that has a guard cat instead of a guard dog!
Time for a piping hot tankard of Wonka's chocolate for me I think. (Sneezes)
That's also why although she works here, she lives at Creighton Lodge with me! Here Coke Zero, tankard size. (Sneezes) Damn my heyfever. (Sniffs.)
Has anyone got any antihistamines? (Sneezes again)
Scuse me Barbel. Um, kleenex?
Here is a Captain Janeway coffee on the house.