The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    I moved this week. Don't worry, I'll pop in here at the pub now and then, but I have a new job. I allready miss fjords and mountains that look like mountains. This place is all hills covered with pine wood and no sea. At least I'll see much more snow this year .
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Good to know your doing well -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    {[] Congratulations on the move and new job. -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Congratulations to Jo Pavey {[] Winning gold at 40 -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I think I left my Tux in here last Night, anyone seen it?
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Might have lost it, Doc Brown was in saying he needed something for
    An experiment, something about a "Tux" capacitor. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,860Chief of Staff
    :# ..and I thought MY puns were bad... :s
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    For really Bad Jokes Here's a Bond at 50 sketch.
    http://youtu.be/ETrB_G3vkj4
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    I moved this week. Don't worry, I'll pop in here at the pub now and then, but I have a new job. I allready miss fjords and mountains that look like mountains. This place is all hills covered with pine wood and no sea. At least I'll see much more snow this year .

    Pining for the fjords, huh?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Then pine no more, .... Cocktails at my place , eightish. Just the two of us " :))
    From ... OHMSS ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    I guess I'm am pining for the fjords, yes. But I came upon some good news yesterday. There is a pistol club in the region that practice weekly at my workplace (at least I hope so ..... if not the conflict among my co-workers is far worse than I ever imagined :)) )
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    As a kid I was asked in school to write a sentence with "Pistol" in it. As My dad had a drink
    problem I wrote. " My Da goes down the pub and he's on the "Piss till" four !" :))

    Still good luck, Moving and a new job is a Big step. {[]
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    You must have had a very spirited childhood :)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I was told this last week and thought it funny .......

    Alcohol doesn't make you fat... it makes you Lean...... on tables, chairs & random people :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Have you heard the latest Monty Python joke ?
    http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/news/a591076/monty-python-show-investigated-by-ofcom-over-lack-of-swearing.html

    Complaints about not enough swearing ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,749Chief of Staff
    Have you heard the latest Monty Python joke ?
    http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/news/a591076/monty-python-show-investigated-by-ofcom-over-lack-of-swearing.html

    Complaints about not enough swearing ! :))

    All together now....

    'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.... :D
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I thought it might annoy some but ......

    .... " I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition ... " :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    ''I'm not asking for an Elephants Ear in a Bun am I?'' :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Watching , Indy and the last crusade the other evening. I noticed in one scene
    ( and not to go into every Bond actor in it ) in the Austrian Castle before Connery
    Burns it down. That every actor in it had done a Bond except Harrison Ford.
    Michael Byrne ( Nazi officer) was in TND
    Sir Sean, he's been in a few
    Julian Glover, ( FYEO)
    Alison Doody, ( AVTAK ). :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Some bloody old woman scratched the back left wheel arch of the car. X-(
    Luckily a passer by took her number as she parked a few spaces up. So
    Wife called police etc and thankfully it seems all sorted, just have to get the wing
    And door resprayed. Although it's still a pain in the ass.
    Bloody OLD People ! :)). On a side note I don't think any other part of the country
    Would a police officer being a conversation with " How's she cutting !" :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    PG Tips please, no Milk -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,860Chief of Staff
    And coffee for me, thanks.
    Out on the road today: first to the East (a little town called Bonnyrigg) then to more central parts. Will be eating somewhere en route, and want to avoid the franchises- hope to find a nice country pub for example.
  • MrZarebaMrZareba Krakow, PolandPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Hello fellows, first time here - any idea what can I order to drink? Keep in mind that I'm trying to loose weight :/

    Also there is a hell lot of Aston Martins in the parking lot - that's pretty incospicuous I suppose?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I would not recommend the Jam Sandwiches, Govner uses Brown Bread :# Always Shaken has trapped my Aston in the Corner X-(
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,860Chief of Staff
    Hi Mr Zareba! It's a bit early for TP's famous cocktails (which are suspicious anyway)- can I buy you a coffee?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sadly MrZareba, Alcohol is full of calories
    http://www.caloriesecrets.net/low-calorie-alcoholic-drinks-drink-wisely-without-gaining-weight/
    Here's a few tips on low calorie drinks ;)
    On the road again Barbel, I bet you wish AJB had a cb radio unit. :)) sometimes
    You can't move for bloody Aston's, although they do make Higgins Magnum
    308 GTS Ferrari, stand out and Always Shaken's second car " The Capri Ghia " :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • MrZarebaMrZareba Krakow, PolandPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Sadly MrZareba, Alcohol is full of calories
    http://www.caloriesecrets.net/low-calorie-alcoholic-drinks-drink-wisely-without-gaining-weight/
    Here's a few tips on low calorie drinks ;)
    On the road again Barbel, I bet you wish AJB had a cb radio unit. :)) sometimes
    You can't move for bloody Aston's, although they do make Higgins Magnum
    308 GTS Ferrari, stand out and Always Shaken's second car " The Capri Ghia " :D

    That's why I decided to park my shi**y 2002 A-class two streets away... I would look pretty dumb among all these man's sausage extenders :/

    By the way - my name is George guys! Coffee sounds good Barbel, unless it's not the guano-based one (which I've heard is the most expensive one in the world!)
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,860Chief of Staff
    Our landlord would know better than me, once he stops making films!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The great thing about The Silencer and Bra Strap is Here you can
    Drive anything you want. ;) :))
    In my "virtual" garage I have all Bond's cars. :))
    Nice to meet you George, I'm Batma...... Sorry forget I said that !, I'm Gerry " :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Just noticed that your Kitchen is filthy :#
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
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