A tall dark stranger enters the Pub, wipes his dirty, bloody hands on his black trousers. TP frowns at the muddy bootmarks he makes on the recently polished floor. This stranger orders a cool sounding drink like Brandy on the Rocks. And he asks in a gruff voice, looking up with eyes which have seen many a deadly thing.
Is anyone interested in writing some Bond Fan Fiction? Perhaps a conjointed effort? i know I've asked this question here before on the forum but I'm pretty keen to bounce some ideas/ write a fun piece with someone.
“The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
Should SABS have a nativity scene? Or does the Constitution of AJB demand total seperation of forum and religion?
I looked around the wed and found some tasteful examples:
Drinks all round, work is done, Christmas is all sorted, and the festive feeling is upon me. I followed my usual tradition of listening to Christmas songs on the drive home from work, o holy night, a spaceman came travelling, dulcio in jublio ( oldfield) driving home for Christmas and jingle bells by the puppini sisters are personal faves of mine soo DRINKS ON ME -{ -{ {[] {[]
Thank you very much
I'm in the middle of my much needed and non too soon Christmas cleaning. I take comfort in my friends here and the fact that I'm ahead of SABS regarding Christmas cleaning.
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
(TB2 appears behind the bar in full IR biohazard suit and gear. It looks more like something from Alien than usual)
How dare you! I keep a clean pub. That slightly green hue is pure antiseptic and anti bacterial compounds!
Right, I am going to clean the gents, then the store room.
HOLLY!! Ratting time!!
(The cat pads up to TB2 and walks beside him into the toilets, she starts to quietly growl as they go through the door.)
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Hound of the barbelvilles? Has a certain ring to it.
I've always had dogs until I met mrscoop!
My last was a springer spaniel called Charlie, he lived on my boat with me, and previous to that I had black labradors, my parents always had golden retrievers, I miss having a dog in a lot of ways but they are very tying.
The trouble with dogs is they take up a lot ot time. When I worked for
Myself, I could walk him four times a day. Now that I'm a wage slave again.
some days I can only walk him once, Which I feel as guiklty as hell over.
Sure One of my daughters will take him out, But I feel he has a better time
with me. As I let him explore in bushes etc, It's great fun to watch him
track a rat in a bush and come out with a trophy for me
On other animal related news .......
I may have upset a low level Mafia Don. As this Morning ( Taking the dog out for
a walk ) I discovered on the boundary line between Our neigbhour and myself. A
dead cat had been placed ! ( Is this a down marker version of a horses head ?).
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
On other animal related news .......
I may have upset a low level Mafia Don. As this Morning ( Taking the dog out for
a walk ) I discovered on the boundary line between Our neigbhour and myself. A
dead cat had been placed ! ( Is this a down marker version of a horses head ?).
)
Watching the " mock the week " Christmas special, I learnt about this tradition ( apparently Scandinavian and German )
The Marzipan pig . https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marzipan_pig
The marzipan pig is a traditional German and Scandinavian confectionery consisting of marzipan shaped as a pig.
During Jul in Norway, a tradition is to eat a rice porridge known as risgrøt; a single almond is hidden in the porridge. Whoever finds the almond receives a marzipan pig as a prize
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
)
Watching the " mock the week " Christmas special, I learnt about this tradition ( apparently Scandinavian and German )
The Marzipan pig . https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marzipan_pig
The marzipan pig is a traditional German and Scandinavian confectionery consisting of marzipan shaped as a pig.
During Jul in Norway, a tradition is to eat a rice porridge known as risgrøt; a single almond is hidden in the porridge. Whoever finds the almond receives a marzipan pig as a prize
German Marzipan is soooo much better than the muck we have over here
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George looks wary of Roger's cooking techniques
And I confirm that
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Is anyone interested in writing some Bond Fan Fiction? Perhaps a conjointed effort? i know I've asked this question here before on the forum but I'm pretty keen to bounce some ideas/ write a fun piece with someone.
-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
Well, that is because you are just as bad, if not worse
I looked around the wed and found some tasteful examples:
A pastery nativety scene:
A fruitcake Bethlehem
Nativity scene found INSIDE a sausage roll!
A song for the Dogs nativity scene " Bark, the herald angels "
And of course, TP had to do his very own...
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
I'm in the middle of my much needed and non too soon Christmas cleaning. I take comfort in my friends here and the fact that I'm ahead of SABS regarding Christmas cleaning.
How dare you! I keep a clean pub. That slightly green hue is pure antiseptic and anti bacterial compounds!
Right, I am going to clean the gents, then the store room.
HOLLY!! Ratting time!!
(The cat pads up to TB2 and walks beside him into the toilets, she starts to quietly growl as they go through the door.)
(Sorry for the stock photo, but I can't find the thing to connect my phone to the PC)
It's another of her attempts to persuade me to get a dog again, and another one which won't work!
I've always had dogs until I met mrscoop!
My last was a springer spaniel called Charlie, he lived on my boat with me, and previous to that I had black labradors, my parents always had golden retrievers, I miss having a dog in a lot of ways but they are very tying.
Myself, I could walk him four times a day. Now that I'm a wage slave again.
some days I can only walk him once, Which I feel as guiklty as hell over.
Sure One of my daughters will take him out, But I feel he has a better time
with me. As I let him explore in bushes etc, It's great fun to watch him
track a rat in a bush and come out with a trophy for me
On other animal related news .......
I may have upset a low level Mafia Don. As this Morning ( Taking the dog out for
a walk ) I discovered on the boundary line between Our neigbhour and myself. A
dead cat had been placed ! ( Is this a down marker version of a horses head ?).
Watching the " mock the week " Christmas special, I learnt about this tradition ( apparently Scandinavian and German )
The Marzipan pig .
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marzipan_pig
The marzipan pig is a traditional German and Scandinavian confectionery consisting of marzipan shaped as a pig.
During Jul in Norway, a tradition is to eat a rice porridge known as risgrøt; a single almond is hidden in the porridge. Whoever finds the almond receives a marzipan pig as a prize
Roger Moore Christmas song -{
German Marzipan is soooo much better than the muck we have over here
Just a **** taste in trainers
Anyway I have had the Gammon soaking in Coke over night, tipped that out and replaced with fresh Coke this morning and is happily boiling away.
Ready for roasting