The Silencer & Black Garter

Thunderpussy

We must get to the bottom of this

Number24

But it's a weighty problem...

Thunderpussy

I have tried Coke vanilla, it's very nice. The only trouble I've ever had with a loo seat was it hitting me
On the head, when I splashed on a little toilet water

Silhouette Man

Number24 wrote:

Ok, I'll have a Coke Vanilla Zero.
Do you think it will keep toilet seats safe in the future?

Ah, very good. Forgot that you can get that now! -{

Thunderpussy

I need a drink, just read a complaint about the river flowing in the wrong direction during the boat chase in Moonraker !
8-) Bloody hell, now that is really going after a film for the smallest of reasons

Thunderbird 2

(Massive sneeze)

PUSSY! Can you please feed Holly? I'm feeling lousy. (Blows nose)
I'll do the itinerary and supplies list once I have a hot toddy and some sleep.
(Stuttered coughing.). Urrgh!

Thunderpussy

I hope that's not the most deadly of all illnesses, ..... MAN FLU !!!!

Chriscoop

I'm so pleased the pub has reopened. Tb2 I'm sorry to hear you are I'll, have a hot toddy on me.
I'm currently enjoying the last of my Xmas red wine and whisky ( not together) and listening to pink Floyd live (pulse) in advent darkness with just ambient blue mood lighting.

Number24

I'm actually planning to get a flu shot next week! )
Right now I just want a Coke Zero. Preferably as a shot...

Chriscoop

Number24 wrote:

I'm actually planning to get a flu shot next week! )
Right now I just want a Coke Zero. Preferably as a shot...

I'd prescribe some Pink Floyd and single malt! much better than a needle in the ++++

Thunderpussy

Watching an old Grand Tour episode, when they try and make a reef with old cars.
Clarkson about to jump in the water with his air tanks on his back asked ........
" Do I look like Roger Moore ?"
with May answering .....
" Yes, ... Roger Moore the Greengrocer !" )

always shaken

Thunderpussy wrote:

Watching an old Grand Tour episode, when they try and make a reef with old cars.
Clarkson about to jump in the water with his air tanks on his back asked ........
" Do I look like Roger Moore ?"
with May answering .....
" Yes, ... Roger Moore the Greengrocer !" )

Lol. We have a Roger Moore near us ,and he has a mechanics garage ,he has been there years

Thunderpussy

) Must be great to say you had your car fixed by Roger Moore

always shaken

I’m off to the Big Apple in Feb with my boy (he’s 31) I will need a book to read on the flight ,any suggestions ,I’ve read Dr No and FRWL ,so was thinking of LALD ,I’m saving Moonraker for Cyprus in June this year

Charmed & Dangerous

AS, you should get a copy of Colonel Sun to read in Cyprus as it’s set in the Greek islands -{

Barbel

Have a good time, AS.

always shaken

Charmed & Dangerous wrote:

AS, you should get a copy of Colonel Sun to read in Cyprus as it’s set in the Greek islands -{

always shaken

Colonel Sun in the sun for me then ,I will save moonraker for another day

Thunderbird 2

Where is everyone? Never know the pub to be so quiet.

(TB2 cleans several glasses, as well as Holly's bowl, before setting out her dinner.
He then starts scribbling an itinerary stock list)

Cpt Janeway Coffee ingredients.... Proseco for M'Lady,... Coke Vanilla and Zero for 24,... Burbon - I think? for Madame Vesper... Carrots for Donk.... PUSSY!! Do you need anything?

(Holly comes in the dog sized cat flap, Meows at TB2 then makes a bee line for her bowl and starts eatting.)
If only everyone's orders were as easy as yours are Holly!

Thunderpussy

I have been in my fortress of solitude, pondering on the great questions of life.

Number24

The usual, please
It has been really quiet lately. not only here, but in the rest of AJB too. I hope they announce the director soon, so people can get upset and emotional again.
I nearly ran over some deer this morning. It wasn't on purpose. I was driving to work and suddenly 4-5 deer were standing on the road in front of my car. I hit the breaks, but I feared I would lose control of the car if I tried to stop too quicly or not be able to stop in time if I was too careful, so I used the horn. Thankfully the deers were startled and ran off the road.
Later in the day I read a very gory poem to some of my co-workers. Life isn't always dull -{

Thunderbird 2

Here you go 24 Pint of Coke Zero.
I'll share a story of a White stag I once saw a bit later, when I am not so busy.

Of course by Fortress Of Solitude, Pussy means either the Landlords bathroom upstairs,or possibly his man cave at home!

Number24

Thank you, TB2. Service here is incredibly fast. ⚡
I hope more people will joined us....

Barbel

I'll have an Irish coffee please! (But with Scottish whisky, of course- is "Scottish coffee" a recognised term?)

Thunderbird 2

No Janeway Coffee? Well, saves me some work!
A Celtic Coffee. - There you go Barbel.


24, Sarcasm about the service has an impact factor of doubles.
Ie, it will take twice as long!

Higgins

Barbel wrote:

( is "Scottish coffee" a recognised term?)

Is that a Coffee Mug with a skirt?

Thunderbird 2

(TB2 states at Higgs for a moment. He then puts a sign above the bar next to the "No furniture jokes" one. It says.

"Staff reserve the right not to serve the public while wearing or owning obnoxious lime green trainers."

Thank You!

Number24

I didn't complain of the service, TB2. I was complimenting the unique ambience and staff here in SABS

Thunderbird 2

That's alright then!
Oh Crikey! You just reminded.me, The A.R.S.E. needs it's Cylon eye lens reset!
Now I know what I am doing tomorrow.

Number24

I was wonder ingen why the A.R.S.E. was looking at me like that.....
Hot chocolate, please (indescretely gives self a a large shot of insulin)