The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    Lady Rose... you're a woman and you know men get sicker than any other people. TB2 refuses to feel sorry for me or even just say he is. Can you please be a humanitarian and express how sorry you are that I have this terrible illness, commonly know as "The cold"?
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Lady Rose... you're a woman and you know men get sicker than any other people. TB2 refuses to feel sorry for me or even just say he is. Can you please be a humanitarian and express how sorry you are that I have this terrible illness, commonly know as "The cold"?

    Nope ....
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    Traditionally a man can handle any wound from bar brawls or other forms of war, but any illness is 1.37-4.2 times worse for a man. Scientific fact. For centuries housands of men have claimed their cold is killing them - this us serious!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Number24, I know what you're going through. If you need to talk,
    I'm here, only a PM away. I pray that the Cold doesn't mutate to
    the dreaded Man flu.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    Thanks :D
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Can we please have Number24 banned from the SABS before he infects us all with his cold?




    (How's that for sympathy, N24?)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    So you agree it's a horrible, dangerous illness? :v
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,886Chief of Staff
    I'm with you, N24, I feel your pain. I had a terrible cold in December, it lasted weeks. :(
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    :)
    Finally another expert on men and illnesses.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Women have a higher pain threshold than men and Ginger haired people
    need about 20% more Anesthetic than other people. ;) .... It's a funny
    old world.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    I have a runny nose today. An earl grey fixed me right up and I can breathe somewhat smoothly. Didn't have to pay your ridiculous rates. You're not bartenders, you're bank-robbers!

    Away from me, 24. Don't "infect" me further. :)
    a reasonable rate of return
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    (puts on a face mask, much like a Japanese commuter)
    Don't worry. I feel very sorry for the both of us, by the way. :#
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The last thing we need around here is a
    Japanese commuter virus ! :p
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    You understood exactly what I ment, as usual. Good one, TP :v
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    The last thing we need around here is a
    Japanese commuter virus ! :p
    Nandato, Thunderpussy?

    He is No24 today. :p :p
    a reasonable rate of return
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    From an alternate Bond film .... Number24 Never Dies.

    "Nandato24. Chemical expert.
    Wanted for the Tokyo commuter virus.
    Currently working for the AJB Izabella Stuff Thread."
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    That natural gas didn't come for me. Reports that the sound and smell came from me are Fake News!
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    edited February 2018
    This however is not fake news.
    Look what I found in Wilkos today!

    (TB2 places a mug on the bar.)
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    Who told you I have a Q-cup..... I mean Q-mug?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Remembered an old fact, with this talk of commuters etc.
    A liqueur firm that was made from Almonds decided to release
    some Almond scented spray in to the underground to advertise
    its new product. Unfortunately they did it just a day after the
    underground had had a series of announcements about commuters
    being vigilant for Gas attacks, especially cyanide .... which would
    smell of ...... Almonds :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    edited February 2018
    (Strokes sheep, tell jokes about the Swedes to self while laughing insanely)

    I'm completely incest!

    (before Autocorrect... or Russia.... intervened it said: I'm completely inocent.) :))
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,886Chief of Staff
    Number24 wrote:
    I'm completely incest!

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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Number24 wrote:
    I'm completely incest!

    aa_old_man_8.jpg


    I HATE AUTOCORRECT!!!!!! . X-( X-( X-(
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,242MI6 Agent
    I was reading of all you poor souls suffering with colds - you should come on out here where it is now 85F at 8.40 in the morning :D
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • JTMJTM Posts: 3,027MI6 Agent
    I was reading of all you poor souls suffering with colds - you should come on out here where it is now 85F at 8.40 in the morning :D

    Sat and Sun where I am it was still 90F when I went to bed both nights... Last night though it dropped to a chilly 86F :s
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,886Chief of Staff
    Here in Scotland it's alternating between rain and snow. Situation normal. :(
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,776Chief of Staff
    Barbel wrote:
    Here in Scotland it's alternating between rain and snow. Situation normal. :(

    At least you get a change in the weather! Manchester is always rainy...although that alternates between ‘heavy showers’ and ‘downpours’ :o
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,886Chief of Staff
    Ah, that would be what we call "summer"! :D
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    On the west coast of Norway we have the expression "opplett", meaning a short pause from the rain. You know, for getting the mail in the mailboksen and that sort of thing. Are there words like that in other languages?
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