The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,785MI6 Agent
    (TB2 returns to the bar, settles, and looks up from his laptop and notebooks again.)

    Back everyone - Did the Thunderbirds Thread surface, hover, and then sink again?
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    After much extra work to cover colleagues holidays, I at last have four days off {[]
    So I'll be feasting like there's no tomorrow, and hopefully a little sexual debauchery too ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    Irish easter traditions must be very different from ours :o
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Who broke the politics thread then? :o I don't know you turn your back for 10 minutes! 8-)
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    edited April 2018
    Now we can only joke about politics:

    Trump shouldn't have said "sh1t-hole countries". The correct term is "turd-world countries".

    When I first posted this joke the censorship-program changed "s**t-hole countries" to "One Direction-hole countries". True story! :))
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Who broke the politics thread then? :o I don't know you turn your back for 10 minutes! 8-)

    I know! I understand "Short lived" threads have a very short life expectancy, so I expect the mistake was, well, short lived.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    For God’s sake, let us sit upon the ground
    And tell sad stories of the death of short lived threads;
    How some have been deposed; some slain in war,
    Some haunted by the ghosts they have deposed. :(
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    The rumors of the death of the politics thread are highly exaggerated.
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,785MI6 Agent
    (Places pint of Coke Zero on the bar. Looks peeved)

    Manners make all the difference! And I have said before, firearms are not permitted in the pub!
    (Goes back to laptop, shaking head and muttering.)
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Almost snowed in again today, but it's ok now. Large whisky, please!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    (Places pint of Coke Zero on the bar. Looks peeved)

    Manners make all the difference! And I have said before, firearms are not permitted in the pub!
    (Goes back to laptop, shaking head and muttering.)


    I'm sorry, sir. I don't know what came over me. I just felt an uncontrollable urge to get me Coke Zero and I was willingly to do any thing to do so. I can quit whenever I like...... I just don't want to. :))
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Been watching lots of Scandi dramas on Netflix lately: Sweden, Denmark, Iceland...even bloody Norway (just kidding, N24). All superb. Good story lines, well acted, very realistic. Not exactly barrel of laughs - although there were a few lighter moments - but really, really good programmes. Of course, constantly reading subtitles gets a little tiring and you have to concentrate more than usual when watching the telly, but well worth it. And my vocabulary of Scandi words is improving immensely. I can now say Thanks in five languages, which reminds me...

    A gin and tonic please...

    Tak!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    If you want to laugh with a Scandinavian accent I can reccomend "Lillehammer" and "Norsemen". the latter is even filmed in both Norwegian and English.
    A Coke Zero takk :)
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,785MI6 Agent
    (TB2 places a pint of Coke Zero on the bar.)

    Here you are.
    What's a Takk?
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    It's "thank you" :)
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    It's "thank you" :)
    Or a small nail ;)
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,785MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    It's "thank you" :)

    Cool. How do you say "Your Welcome?"
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    Versågod
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    No need for such language in Putin's
    Russia. If you want something .....
    ...... Take it ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    Next week our Dutch members will teach us basic Dutch:
    "Sir, where is the nearest coffee shop?"
    "Rembrant was a hack!"
    "What is the name of the highest mountain in the country?" :p :))
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    If you want to laugh with a Scandinavian accent I can reccomend "Lillehammer" and "Norsemen". the latter is even filmed in both Norwegian and English.
    A Coke Zero takk :)

    Just finished watching the first season of Lillehammer thanks to your recommendation, N24. Really, really enjoyed it. Genuinely funny and unpredictable and strangely enough, there's even a "feel-good" factor. Can't wait to watch the rest of it.

    A Coke-Zero for my Norwegian friend, please!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    Thank you :)
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I'm still trudging through the the snowman book! :#
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    I just finished Nesbø's Macbeth. Verious famous authors are asked to write their version of Shakespears works, and Nesbø chose "The Scottish play".
    I enjoyed it, but it's not one of his best.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Tbh I struggled at first, the English translation has quite a few errors that make you re read a sentence multiple times slowed me down, that and being very busy. But I'm enjoying now.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,263MI6 Agent
    Strange, with such a popular author.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,734Chief of Staff
    Just back from a spell in Berlin. Great beer, great food- now back on home territory I'd like a double whisky please landlord!
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Just back from a spell in Berlin. Great beer, great food- now back on home territory I'd like a double whisky please landlord!

    Is it true that Berlin's great wall was actually built in China?
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