Anyone know where Chrisscoop is ? I know he got a new car, so he may well be
doing a Jeremy Clarkson. That is a driving holiday and not Punching a colleague
in the mouth
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Good evening. I'd like a Coke Zero with lots ice, please.
You could say the occasion is the fact that I saw not one, not two, not even three, but FOUR policemen today. And a police car! I can't remember last time that happened. They were getting ice cream
Good evening. I'd like a Coke Zero with lots ice, please.
You could say the occasion is the fact that I saw not one, not two, not even three, but FOUR policemen today. And a police car! I can't remember last time that happened. They were getting ice cream
Thats remarkable, is it a Norwegian thing or just your local area thing?
There are a few car shows on this weekend near me so the police are out in force with their mobile speed camera vans. I saw 4 different ones yesterday.
Anyone know where Chrisscoop is ? I know he got a new car, so he may well be
doing a Jeremy Clarkson. That is a driving holiday and not Punching a colleague
in the mouth
It's nice to be missed, {[]
I've been really busy, working away in an area with no Internet access, along with the nice weather and my little boy wanting to be outside on an evening and spending time with my daughters has conspired to keep me off ajb and technology in general, I dare say it's not a bad thing to go tech free from time to time.
In other news Yes Tp you're quite right, I have also been messing with Alfa Romeos, tidying up the gt, bringing the qos 159 le up to scratch and teaching the boy how to outrun German police bmws in an alfa. Along with keeping mrscoops mito in decent nick, which is no mean feat, how can one so small and fair of face make such an unholy God awful mess of a car each week?
Good evening. I'd like a Coke Zero with lots ice, please.
You could say the occasion is the fact that I saw not one, not two, not even three, but FOUR policemen today. And a police car! I can't remember last time that happened. They were getting ice cream
Thats remarkable, is it a Norwegian thing or just your local area thing?
There are a few car shows on this weekend near me so the police are out in force with their mobile speed camera vans. I saw 4 different ones yesterday.
It's often like that in the countryside, but not just here. A friend who lives in Oslo said he spots police cars so seldom he get paranoid when he sees one )
But on the bright side, we rarely need them. I've never needed emergency help from the police in my life.
Still, there is crime in Norway too. Yesterday a big, violent brute broke into a hotel on Spitzbergen:
Good evening. I'd like a Coke Zero with lots ice, please.
You could say the occasion is the fact that I saw not one, not two, not even three, but FOUR policemen today. And a police car! I can't remember last time that happened. They were getting ice cream
Thats remarkable, is it a Norwegian thing or just your local area thing?
There are a few car shows on this weekend near me so the police are out in force with their mobile speed camera vans. I saw 4 different ones yesterday.
It's often like that in the countryside, but not just here. A friend who lives in Oslo said he spots police cars so seldom he get paranoid when he sees one )
But on the bright side, we rarely need them. I've never needed emergency help from the police in my life.
Still, there is crime in Norway too. Yesterday a big, violent brute broke into a hotel on Spitzbergen:
I see the Norwegian PM in in Britain today ....
Coincidence ?
I'm making the most of the good weather ( not often we get it )
and playing with my new toy. Upgraded my phone to a Samsung S9+ having fun playing with the super slow motion etc.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Thank you all
I can recommend to everyone (at least if you haven't reached your 50's yet) to celebrate your 39th birthday year after year. It's a a good age to have.
On a recent study ( They seem to do one of these every year ) on Humour throughout the world. They measured
the reaction of people to the same joke. They discovered that the least funny country was ....... Canada ! while
the most amused country ...... Germany !
If you'd like to try out the joke used, here it is.
Two hunters were in the woods when one collapsed, the other hunter thinking he'd had a heart attack and might be Dead
called the emergency services on his phone. Telling the operator that his friend and fallen over and he thought he was Dead .
the operator asked him " Could you just make sure he's dead " ... " Ok, wait a minute " said the hunter. After a pause a gun
shot was heard and the hunter was back on to the operator, ..." Ok , He's dead, what now "
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
As an idea for a thread, I thought I'd have a go at some Erotic Bond fan fiction.
Although in keeping with the values of AJB007, I shall obscure the saucier parts.
WARNING !!!! This is far hotter than " Fifty shades "
Bond's hand reached down to grab his
PPK
it felt good in his hand.
The door opened and there she stood, with two big
Ice creams
" I'm sure you'd like to lick these " she said seductively. "Absolutely , I love to get
my tongue deep in to
Those
Bond's tongue began to probe the
deliciously tastey creamy goodness
The girl began to pant "I'm dripping
ice-cream all over the carpet
"
"Dirty Girl " said Bond. " Here let me push this
cadburys flake, in the top
"Oh James, it's going in so deep !" ..... " let me lick the
TIP
" That's the best Part " laughed Bond, " Now quickly grab my
napkin set, to clean up
those ....
sticky fingers."
" James you are so skilled with your
fingers
I'd never thought that shadow
puppetry could be so
sensual
"Wait till you see what I can do with my
little finger
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Comments
Christ, I miss the Cold War. And the Trainer-ed one
The usual, please.
Why, TP, she's just your type!
It felt emotional when the 7 PM news started tonight.
Am I cool or what?
doing a Jeremy Clarkson. That is a driving holiday and not Punching a colleague
in the mouth
You could say the occasion is the fact that I saw not one, not two, not even three, but FOUR policemen today. And a police car! I can't remember last time that happened. They were getting ice cream
There are a few car shows on this weekend near me so the police are out in force with their mobile speed camera vans. I saw 4 different ones yesterday.
I've been really busy, working away in an area with no Internet access, along with the nice weather and my little boy wanting to be outside on an evening and spending time with my daughters has conspired to keep me off ajb and technology in general, I dare say it's not a bad thing to go tech free from time to time.
In other news Yes Tp you're quite right, I have also been messing with Alfa Romeos, tidying up the gt, bringing the qos 159 le up to scratch and teaching the boy how to outrun German police bmws in an alfa. Along with keeping mrscoops mito in decent nick, which is no mean feat, how can one so small and fair of face make such an unholy God awful mess of a car each week?
It's often like that in the countryside, but not just here. A friend who lives in Oslo said he spots police cars so seldom he get paranoid when he sees one
But on the bright side, we rarely need them. I've never needed emergency help from the police in my life.
Still, there is crime in Norway too. Yesterday a big, violent brute broke into a hotel on Spitzbergen:
I'm celebrating my birthday. I like my 39th birthdays and I've celebrating them for many years -{
Coincidence ?
I'm making the most of the good weather ( not often we get it )
and playing with my new toy. Upgraded my phone to a Samsung S9+ having fun playing with the super slow motion etc.
I can recommend to everyone (at least if you haven't reached your 50's yet) to celebrate your 39th birthday year after year. It's a a good age to have.
the reaction of people to the same joke. They discovered that the least funny country was ....... Canada ! while
the most amused country ...... Germany !
If you'd like to try out the joke used, here it is.
Two hunters were in the woods when one collapsed, the other hunter thinking he'd had a heart attack and might be Dead
called the emergency services on his phone. Telling the operator that his friend and fallen over and he thought he was Dead .
the operator asked him " Could you just make sure he's dead " ... " Ok, wait a minute " said the hunter. After a pause a gun
shot was heard and the hunter was back on to the operator, ..." Ok , He's dead, what now "
Although in keeping with the values of AJB007, I shall obscure the saucier parts.
WARNING !!!! This is far hotter than " Fifty shades "
Bond's hand reached down to grab his
The door opened and there she stood, with two big
my tongue deep in to
"Dirty Girl " said Bond. " Here let me push this
those ....
" James you are so skilled with your
puppetry could be so