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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Pint of Bitter, but in a Tankard -{
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    You lucky b*stards. They only turned me the right way up yesterday.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Crucifixion ? ;)
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,749Chief of Staff
    Barbel wrote:
    I have two favourite Python sketches-

    (1) Dead Parrot
    (2) Four Yorkshiremen
    (3) The Spanish...

    THREE favourite Python sketches-

    (1) Dead Parrot
    (2) Four Yorkshiremen
    (3) Cheese Shop
    (4) The Spanish Inqui.....

    FOUR favourite Python sketches....

    The Four Yorkshiremen ISN'T a Monty Python sketch :p
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,861Chief of Staff
    I know, I know...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It is an ex sketch, it has ceased to be. ;)
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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    You aren't floging that dead parrot soup again are you Pussy?!

    Lunchtime salid with extra croutons and my usual please.

    My first computer was the BBC Micro computer with the mark 1 floppy disc drive at my primary school in 1982. We were very disapointed that bat and ball was not as good as pong.

    Any waafer theen mints in today?
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sad they did away with the floppy disc, So many bad Jokes could be made ! :))

    http://youtu.be/aczPDGC3f8U :))
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  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    I was having a conversation with my 9 year old today... it started with
    Oliver "Mum, so what did you have (to play with) when you were my age...?"
    Me: "mmm, I had a cindy doll, etch a sketch, bicycle, roller skates, books...."
    Oliver "What, no computer? or an Xbox?"
    Me: "Well, the internet wasn't around, so we had no computers as you know them and there was no Google!"
    Oliver: "No google....?"
    Me: "nope!"
    Oliver: "How did you look stuff up?"
    Me: "Library... books, oh and our TV only had 3 channels.... and we had to watch the programme when it was ON! We couldn't record it, or pause it... or catch up...."
    Oliver "I'm glad I wasn't young when you were..."

    But you know what, I loved my childhood... we could go out, play in the woods, life seemed simpler. Although we must have been bloody brilliant at planning... I mean, no phones, and yet I was just as social.

    Oliver just can't comprehend how it was... he's been brought up with so much technology. I mean, it was a BIG thing when walkmans came out... that was so cutting edge! And now, to think of the way we listen to music now, you don't even need a physical 'product' - God know what it's going to be like in 20 years time!

    ....anyway, any chance of an orange juice?
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Absolutely -{

    We'll soon be cyborgs, with built in WiFi ourselves ! :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Orange for me too -{
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Either everyone was out last night, or everyone's got very health conscious
    All of a sudden. :))
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  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Either everyone was out last night, or everyone's got very health conscious
    All of a sudden. :))

    ....well it's a tad too early to start on the Prosecco.... even for me :))

    Give it an hour.... -{
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Lexi wrote:
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Either everyone was out last night, or everyone's got very health conscious
    All of a sudden. :))

    ....well it's a tad too early to start on the Prosecco.... even for me :))

    Give it an hour.... -{

    You know the old adage ... It's 5 o'clock somewhere ;)

    Talking of which I do believe it's 1656 here, so a large glass of Pinot please :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) after all the sun is over the yardarm -{
    ( that can be as early as 11am :)) )
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I had a few too many Crabbies last night :#

    :))
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    You know what they say about the world of tecnnology; Our generation are immigrants, kids today are born Citizens ..
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) nicely put. Just wait until "Skynet" comes along ! ;)
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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Assuming V'Ger, The Borg Queen, The Cybermen, The Cylons, The Matrix, Gort or HAL don't get us first!

    As much as I love technology, I feel I must misquote the legendary Mr T as B.A. Baracas -
    "I ain't gettin' plugged into no machine fool!!"

    (Drains glass) Thanks Landlord, - Night eveyone! I must go and reboot.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    To misquote the Simpson's ...
    " I for one welcome our new mechanical overlords !" :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Some highlights of the week on AJB !

    Acacia_Avenue, invents a TV show
    Always Shaken, makes a Stir-fry
    AlphaOmegaSin, orders a pizza
    And
    Number24, pees in a Bucket.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Firstly congratulations to The Duke and Duchess and Cambridge on the happy
    News of a new Baby {[] but I wish the media would let the story drop for a while
    They went totally over the top last time 24 hour coverage of " nothing happening ".
    Already today it's the second news story.
    Why not give them a bit of space, for a few months. :)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,861Chief of Staff
    +1. They can tell us more in 8 or 9 months. If they must.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Listening to a speech by David Cameron and he dropped in F,ing ! :o
    Can't imagine President Obama doing that. 8-) or is Dave trying to
    Be working class again. :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Still spouting the same old Bollocks is he? 8-)
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Pretty much, I switched over to Spongebob, but realised it was Ed Miliband :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Just added a Nikon D750 to the camera collection, it should
    Help save my old knees, in the low angle shots ( No not up
    People's skirts :v ) some very dirty minds on AJB. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I use the old fashioned Way :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Rohypnol ? :))
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