The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    I don't know if this is inapropriate talk here in SABS, but I've just come in from the Garden picking my "dessert". Red and black currants, raspberries, cherries, plums. The problem is actually bothering to pick it all. Vanilla cream sauce makes the medisine go down :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    After my evening meal, and walking the dog. I
    Returned home and while feeding the dog, I was
    Entertained by watching a nearby Kestrel, hovering
    and hunting in the field behind my home.
    It's great to occasionally stop and watch nature. :)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    After my evening meal, and walking the dog. I
    Returned home and while feeding the dog, I was
    Entertained by watching a nearby Kestrel, hovering
    and hunting in the field behind my home.
    It's great to occasionally stop and watch nature. :)
    Agreed, I love nature.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    We occasionally have this huge heron in our garden ,it's like a terradactyle in flight , but apart from him we have flocks of bright green para quets (noisy burgers)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I see herons a lot, we do live near a lot of water and rivers, so we get the geese flying in formation a lot and there are loads of those, the authority in York wanted a cull on the geese but we're stopped in their tracks by a campaign led by non other than Dame Judy Dench. My favourite birds to see are the barn owls I see on my way to work, the buzzards that live just over the field near the river at the back of our house and the pair of red kites that turned up this year.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    That's good news about the red kites ,I think they are on the endangered list
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    That's good news about the red kites ,I think they are on the endangered list
    They were. But up here they are as common as blackbirds in some areas. Harewood house started a breeding programme years ago and there are loads there. Infact if you go for a picnic there you are at risk of them stealing your lunch, they seem to have spread out with quite a few pairs over in the Pocklington area in the Yorkshire wolds too. They are a great sight to see.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Today is World close friend day. So as we're all friends
    here on AJB lets give us all a virtual hug {[] or if
    British, a firm handshake will do :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Today is World close friend day. So as we're all friends
    here on AJB lets give us all a virtual hug {[] or if
    British, a firm handshake will do :D
    Oh wow didn't know that , so in the light of TP info , happy WCF day to all the guys and gals (99.9999%) of whom I will never meet , here on the Worlds greatest BOND web site
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    I'm really against these wild displays of emotion, but this time I'll allow a stiff and akward handshake.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Just leave this here
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    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Handy when you pop in for a stiff one ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    :)) :))
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • IanFryerIanFryer Posts: 327MI6 Agent
    We set off on holiday tomorrow - celebrating with a vodka martini.

    My usual mix is three to one vodka to vermouth, made slightly dirty and with a single olive.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) so this Olive who is single .... is she seeing anyone ? ;%
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • IanFryerIanFryer Posts: 327MI6 Agent
    I'll be seeing double if I drink any more of these!

    Will be trying some posh gins while we're away, and also Dubonnet. I'm an ardent republican (in the British sense of the word) but am curious to try the Queen and Queen Mother's favourite drink, Dubonnet and gin.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
    Just leave this here
    20180817_124104.jpg


    :)) :)) :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Had to look up the Queen's favourite cocktail. :D

    2 parts Dubonnet

    1 part gin

    Method:

    Mix ingredients together and serve over 2 ice cubes, garnished with a slice of lemon
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    Handy when you pop in for a stiff one ;)

    It's a standing order.
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    :)) so this Olive who is single .... is she seeing anyone ? ;%

    I heard it was Popeye ?
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Damn, I can't compete with that. :# I remember the last time he
    Heard an Israeli tourist say he'd gone to Mount Olive ..........
    ...... Popeye nearly killed him. :p
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    :)) nice gag TP
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    How do you start a German joke?
    - With looking looking over your shoulder.


    Have you heard about the new Chinese-German restaurant?
    -It tastes really good, but after an hour you feel really hungry for power.


    Do you know the difference between Christianity and National Socialism?
    - In Christianity one guy died for all the others.



    What did the German clock maker say to the clock that said tick, tick, thick?
    - "Ve haff veys to make ju tock!"


    What does a German bride get after her wedding that's long and hard?
    - A new last name.


    (Sometimes I really miss Higgins)
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    (In a carriage, being hotly pursued by varlets.)
    Number 24: Take care, Sir James, watch out for yon man with green trainers! (Thump.)
    Sir James: Too late!
    Number 24: I was hoping thou wouldst miss him.
    Sir James: Many do, mine friend. Many do... :#
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Talking of , where is Higgins is he or his family ok
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • JTMJTM Posts: 3,027MI6 Agent
    Yeah it has been a while—I’m worried about Higgy :(
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    Yes, he was an important part of AJB007.

    Does anyone else have jokes about other nationalities?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    Higgins and I have been having a few chats. He's fine, and has even quietly posted. :)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I think he's contracted to silence over his part in the new Bond. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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