The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm sure he was a hard man to live with ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,718Chief of Staff
    Number24 wrote:
    They commited suicide....
    I think his niece committed suicide also I think Hitler liked her to Err shall we say for politeness , use him as a lavatory ( don't want to upset sir miles so no rude words )

    No...that’s ok...it’s your use of ‘spazzy’ I took exception too...still waiting for an explanation on that one...
    YNWA 97
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Oh dear ,just read my write again and hmm yes poor choice of words , so public apology here to all who may have been offended , wasn't intentional , but was not in a good mood that day as some bone head had crashed into my baby , but no excuse all the same , but for the record my son (a Met police officer) came top of his class on his intake for race relation /sexual diversity / etc etc due to the values my wife and I have placed on our kids , but once again sorry for a word used in anger
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,718Chief of Staff
    Oh dear ,just read my write again and hmm yes poor choice of words , so public apology here to all who may have been offended , wasn't intentional , but was not in a good mood that day as some bone head had crashed into my baby , but no excuse all the same..

    I agree. No excuse.
    ...but for the record my son (a Met police officer) came top of his class on his intake for race relation /sexual diversity / etc etc due to the values my wife and I have placed on our kids , but once again sorry for a word used in anger

    No idea what this has to do with anything ?:) proves absolutely nothing.

    I’m tempted to ask if all ex-met officers have anger issues..?...but I’m not really bothered.
    YNWA 97
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    (peeks over the saloon door and checks the coast is clear before rushing straight to the bar wearing a Dick Tracy style rain coat and a tin foil lined fedora)

    Pssst! Barkeep! I'll have 2 shots of whiskey, as it's the only thing 'they' can't put nano probes in, that coke stuff melts ya brain, man. If anyone asks for me, tell em I left 3 days ago on the Odyssey, bound for starbase 273. I have reason to believe we've been i filtrated by the others. Someone spoke out, but all their posts have been closed! It's them! They're watching. Just gimme the bottle.

    (Takes bottle off barkeep, goes to the table in the corner and covers it with a winnie the pooh table cloth before hiding under the table, using it as a rudementary den/hideout)
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Complementary tin foil hats are now available. As from what I've learnt from the internet, is we've been lied to for years.
    The Earth is really flat !, both world wars were False Flag operations
    To create a " special relationship " with America and why the
    Austin Alegro had a different shaped gear knob in Europe !
    The truth is out there. ........ and to believe it you must
    Truly be out there :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    edited September 2018
    minigeff wrote:
    (peeks over the saloon door and checks the coast is clear before rushing straight to the bar wearing a Dick Tracy style rain coat and a tin foil lined fedora)

    Pssst! Barkeep! I'll have 2 shots of whiskey, as it's the only thing 'they' can't put nano probes in, that coke stuff melts ya brain, man. If anyone asks for me, tell em I left 3 days ago on the Odyssey, bound for starbase 273. I have reason to believe we've been i filtrated by the others. Someone spoke out, but all their posts have been closed! It's them! They're watching. Just gimme the bottle.

    (Takes bottle off barkeep, goes to the table in the corner and covers it with a winnie the pooh table cloth before hiding under the table, using it as a rudementary den/hideout)

    Coke Zero doesn't melt your brain, just look at me! (wears knitted sweater and cap with reindeer motifs)
    One Coke Zero, please. :)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The " facts" on the internet were made for gullible people. ;)
    Just looking it up on one web page, is not " research " :))

    Quite pleased thus week I put the " Bond nato strap " on my
    Old Invicta divers watch, and had two management guys ask
    Me about my Rolex! ;% ( I quickly pointed out it was an " Homage "
    Watch), which just looked like one. Must be the strap, as I've worn it
    Before with the standard stainless steel strap, with no comments.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    Looking up something on the internet can count as rescearch for the general population, if not for a scientist. It depends on the topic and where you look on the internet. SABS or Kelly Brooks are examples of topics where the internet is a very good source :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Specialist Gentlemen's reading material, has really improved
    With the internet :D that's were most of my research goes :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I do a fair bit of reasearch on the Internet, mostly around my hobbies, I'm about to undertake a refurb on a watch that I'm not families with and I've found some very useful information, when I get bored reading that, I usually research some porn to see what new things people are up too :)
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    I have offended several nationalities through the medium of jokes lately and I don't want the Americans to feel left out :D

    If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
    - An American.


    What’s the difference between the US and yogurt?
    If you leave yogurt alone for 250 years, it develops a culture.


    An American takes a sightseeing tour around London. While watching around he smiles and tells the guide:
    "Listen pal, why is everything so small here? Look at this building for example. In America it would be 10 times as big..."
    "I completely agree, sir! That's the madhouse."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    With respect to Storm Ali crossing the Uk. We're putting on a new
    event, a Barbeque, here in the bar today. to be called …….
    …. The Ali Bar Bar - Q ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    edited September 2018
    Norwegians are no longer ranked the happiest people on Earth. I can tell you we're very unhappy about this.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sad to hear, although today I'm very happy. I'm off work, and enjoying
    Some " Salt water Taffy" which isn't a Welsh fisherman, but rather
    Some American toffee. My sister in law brought back from her recent
    Visit. Very nice it is too, except for a yellow one which tastes exactly
    The same as " Deep Heat" smells ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Happy 60th birthday to the Carry On films {[]
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    Good evening
    Spelling can be difficult, something I've shown you time and time again.
    A friend of mine has written two really good and mildly successfull novels set in the viking age.
    He dreamt up some likely Norse swears words to use, one of them was "Helheimen brenn" ("Hell burns"). Unfortunately he made a mistake and wrote "Helseheimen brenn" ("The community health center burns"). :))
    The publisher caught the error before it was printed, Thank Odin!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    Helheimen brenn, can I have a Coke Zero?
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Crikey, you have to be careful with your spellings in this multi national world, we have Hellmans over here which is a brand of mayonnaise :o
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Although mayonnaise could help as a cooling balm if you suffered from Hell Burns
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Although mayonnaise could help as a cooling balm if you suffered from Hell Burns
    :)) which would be particularly nasty on your heimen i would imagine!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    Did anyone here ever have a Sinclair Spectrum or a Commodore 16? Burst of nostalgia on my part!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Did anyone here ever have a Sinclair Spectrum or a Commodore 16? Burst of nostalgia on my part!
    I had a sinclair, black thing with rubber keys, not sure if that was the spectrum or not?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    My first was a Commodore 64 ? after a Texas Instruments " something ", Oh the joy
    of buying a game on a tape cassette :D I thought the height of technology had been
    reached when. While loading a game, it let you play space invaders :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    What are you saying here - there are more powerful computers today than the Commadore 64? :o
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    Yes, Chriscoop, the Spectrum had rubber keys (awful).
    I never had a C64- you were lucky TP! The C16 was a sort of junior version.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    The sinclair was old tech when it was handed down to me, it had a printer that was akin to a receipt roll. My neighbour got a Commadore 64 for his birthday when I was about 13 maybe, that was state of the art. We used to play an American civil war game on it.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    By Loke! Where is my Coke Zero?
    I usually have some at home, but I only bought a large four-pack on Friday. :#
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    My favourtie game was "Elite", a sort of space opera.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,718Chief of Staff
    Barbel wrote:
    Did anyone here ever have a Sinclair Spectrum or a Commodore 16? Burst of nostalgia on my part!

    I had a ZX80 and a ZX81 :o
    Also had the Spectrum and Spectrum with built in cassette...Bond edition naturally B-) :D

    Loved playing Jetpac and the Football Manager games -{
    YNWA 97
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