The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    One Coke Zero 24. Glad you like it.
    Hope everyone else does too. (Pushes a briming glass across the bar.)
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    Thank you. I can get used to the fast service too -{
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    I think it's time we had some religious music here, so I found this: :D

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    Coke Zero, please
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Once on the news quiz ( bbc radio 4 ) where the read out
    Newspaper headlines and adverts, which could have a
    Double meaning. The read an advert for an upcoming
    Kids music concert, using violins with the tag line.
    " come along to enjoy a night of Kiddy fiddling " :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    I would like to see these drinks added to the SABS menu please ...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67hdfVFA_ns
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    edited November 2018
    An elderly lady in strange clothes has lurked outside SABS all day, keeping an eye on the door. I think I've seen her somehere before. Should we be worried? I managed to take a photo of her in case she works for an enemy inteligence organisation such as IMF or UNCLE:


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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Um ? very attractive, and age appropriate for the next Bond :p
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    Yes, we could hardly call her jailbait. Do you think she's a spy?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/miss-bumbum-contestant-banned-competition-13552772
    A contestant in the Miss Bumbum competition has been
    Banned for life .... For having a fake bottom !
    It's terrible when people sully the good name of such a
    Nobel and philanthropic meeting :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Rediscovering my enjoyment of southern comfort and
    Lemonade. -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,895Chief of Staff
    Some Macallan for me tonight. The Bride has a friend who works for the company...
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    Rediscovering my enjoyment of Coke Zero, like every evening :D

    On Friday I agreed to do some volunteer work in the future. A refugee from Etiopia has asked to get in contact with a native so he can learn more of the language and culture. The poor fellow gets me :#
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) he'll soon regret that :p




    Only joking, I'm sure you'll be an
    Excellent teacher.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    No, he'll move back to Etiopia before Christmas after having to spend time with me :))
    It's a cunning far-right plan - as you know from The Guardian I'm far right.
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    The only Far Right in this establishment, is the Ladies loo!
    The Gents is the Nearside left.

    Right, now that everyone is on their second or third (fresh drinks on the bar)
    time to reprogram the till. Oh dear.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Watching an old QI episode, they asked the question. What did the Romans
    think of the ancient Britains ? The answer came from one Roman historian
    who said " The Britain's wear little clothing to show off their tattoos " …….
    …… So nothing much has changed :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,895Chief of Staff
    What did the Romans ever do for us...?
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    What did the Romans ever do for us...?

    Apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order and peace?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,895Chief of Staff
    :D Yeah, apart from better sanitation and medicine and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order and peace, what have the Romans ever done for us?

    I never wanted to do this, you know. I wanted to be... a lumberjack!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He's Branched off.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Oh, don't get me started on the Romans!
    War with Earth, attempting to conquer Vulcan, the terms of The Treaty Of Algernon....
    I may have got something muddled here.

    Freddy! Don't do that in the bird bath!!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    edited November 2018
    Where is everyone tonight? I ran into 0073 on his way to the forrest to rake leaves, but I haven't seen anyone else lately.
    ARSE, do you have enough Artificial Intelligence to know what I mean by "the usual"?
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    edited November 2018
    Here! Who has depleted the Coke Zero tank?!
    I can't remember when the ARSE has been so busy!

    Its time I took matters into my own hands to get some AI help around here...
    (TB2 picks up the phone and starts dialling...)

    Nearly forgot... BARBEL!!! Breakfast's ready!!
    (Freddy pokes his head up from Holly's basket, wondering what the noise is about,
    then settles again, when he sees his Mother is peacefully watching what is going on.)
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Just a quick insight in to my day so far ......

    Getting the bathroom re-tiled and new fittings etc .
    So far ......

    I've developed a leak in my study ceiling, the kitchen ceiling
    Now has a hole in the corner ( so will need to be Re-plastered.
    The best moment so far, has to be the cat, wandering in to
    The bathroom and falling through a hole, so is now missing
    Somewhere in the ceiling space !

    ...... the sooner I'm back at work for some peace and quiet :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    I'm officially out of Coke Zero at home, so here I am.

    Say, has anyone thought about Christmas decorations here?
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    One Coke Zero 24.

    I will be digging out the decorations for that whopping huge tree you gave us a couple of years ago.
    Its still growing nicely in the garden. It takes time to do, but its worth it.

    I'll have to talk to Pussy about what we are doing indoors, but I still have those Goldfinger and OHMSS indoor trees, and we will get a nice Wreath. Assuming Holly doesn't give it to Freddy as a kitty toy!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    Thank you, TB2.

    Here are some sugestions for festive decorations:

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    I think this suggestion from a government official is going beyond the call of duty:

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Early Christmas message I hope everyone has the ....

    .... Best year ever, and laugh lots. {[]
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    edited December 2018
    Happy Christmas all!

    Freddy, get off that tree, its not one of your toys!
    (Freddy is balanced on one of the larger indoor trees. He shoots a defiant look at TB2)

    Holly, I need assistance here!

    (Holly sits up from her basket, woken from a nap. Tail twitching she looks up, frowns at Freddy and lets out an almighty 'GROAAWWR! roar. Freddy looses his balance, gives out a meeewing Yelp, the tree topples over burying juvinile panther and TB2 in a tinkling mess of artificial spruce, decorations and fairy lights. Holly goes back to sleep.
    A slightly muffled Scottish voice emerges from somewhere in the tree debris. A large cats tail is sticking out of the mess, all fluffed out in shock)

    This is NOT how I wanted to start my day!! Pussy? PUSSY!! BARBEL! M!! Someoene help out from under here!
    I'm stuck betwen a tree and a Cat's face.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,895Chief of Staff
    (Dangles a toy mouse in front of Holly's face, leading her away from TB2. Bends ageing knees and lifts tree. A slightly dishevelled TB2 emerges.)
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