The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Is my wife trying to tell me something?
    Last night we watched a news report on the dangers of
    Eating Bacon. Only to have her make me this morning a
    Couple of bacon sandwiches ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    She must've gotten the idea from one of Agatha Christie's lesser works: "A murder most slow" :))
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    I'd be very grateful if you guys could come up with some questions to ask Calvin Dyson- https://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/945400/#p945400 -I promised him that AJB members would ask intelligent questions...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    I'd be very grateful if you guys could come up with some questions to ask Calvin Dyson- https://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/945400/#p945400 -I promised him that AJB members would ask intelligent questions...
    What did you do that for! Questions yes, intelligent ones :)) :)) :))
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    Questions what what occation? (this isn't a good start, is it? :)) )
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I did ask some very intelligent questions, ....... but they might
    puzzle conventual minds ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    Thanks guys. :x
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Just posted a couple though I haven’t seen his broadcasts on YouTube - will have to watch one when I get a moment.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,166MI6 Agent
    First time in SABS for a long time so Happy Easter everyone and the drinks are on me -{
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    As it's Easter , it's chocolate time. So
    " the milky bars are on you " :p Nice to
    See you back. -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    Thank you very much -{

    How was Easter in the Philipines, CHL? Less skiing and tanning outside cabins, more carrying statues of saints around?
    I hope everyone has a had a good tim.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    At least we're getting some good weather. {[]
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    Until today the Easter's been sun and wonderful weather, but now it's rain and cloudy :#
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It's like summer has arrived early. Can't take the hound out
    For his afternoon walk, as it's too warm for him.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,841MI6 Agent
    It's like summer has arrived early. Can't take the hound out
    For his afternoon walk, as it's too warm for him.

    You've got yourself a hot dog there, TP. ;)
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) He's too used to our hard winters, not to summer sun
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ppw3o6rppw3o6r Great BritainPosts: 2,279MI6 Agent
    What B*nd are you wearing today? Is p*ss off an acceptable PC answer?? :s
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,166MI6 Agent
    Easter tidings TP and N24 nice to be back amongst friends - Easter here is frenetic N24, So I’m sitting in my rocking chair on the balcony with a San Mig reading a book on my I-pad :)
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    Life can be tough :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Enjoying the last night of my holidays, back to work tomorrow :#
    So I decided to watch Moonraker, I'm always impressed with the
    cinematography -{ and it looks absolutely brilliant on an upscalling
    4k television. So sharp and clear with vibrant colours.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    My wife's reaction to the Bond news is somewhat different
    To my own ;)
    Getting home yesterday to put on the news, she went off on a
    Mini rant when the story about the latest Bond film came on.
    Something like " If I hear another F'n thing about bloody Bond today,
    Every bloody news programme had it. Same with the radio. It's
    Only a bloody film ! " :))
    I merely smiled, as I didn't want to make eye contact, as that can
    Be dangerous
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :)) Bride Of Barbel was patient and understanding as I rambled on about the news. As usual.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    I just mowed the garden while it was snowing. I think I need a cup of hot chocolate.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Happily my garden is paved over, only a few strategically placed bushes and
    plant pots, cuts down on all that maintenance. Leaving more time to sit and
    drink in it ;) Sill mowing in the snow does shows dedication :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    It was snowing, but it melted on the ground. The situation still felt ridicolous :))
    I have lawn on one side of the house, but that's being taken care of by the "plastic goat", or robot lawn mower as some would say.
    On the other side of the house lies the garden. It's some work, but there is desert after wvery dinner in the late summer.
    My grandfather, a not particularly effimate man, moved the grass with a … a ……? ….. one of these:

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Your Grandfather seems a very sensible man {[] They do say traits can
    skip a generation or two :p ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    He was very practically oriented :))
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    I thought I'd tell some old jokes.

    The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons — “What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before? Answer: A key.” :v


    But that joke is fairly new. the oldest known joke is from Summeria (today's Iraq) around 1900 BC:
    “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”

    I wonder why people stopped telling that joke :#
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    What do you mean old ? ..... I'm still using that material ! ;)

    I had a great dream about Bond25 last night, for some reason Benedict Cumberbatch was 007.
    With a plot involving, forcing several top people and secret service leaders to commit Suicide.
    There was a great Muay Thai type fight, and I remember a small silver gun. Which on waking I
    figured out was the gun Poirot placed on the table at the end of Murder on the orient express
    (1974) :D which I'd recently re-watched
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    Here is some material from ancient Greece, you might remember the jokes from when you were a kid: :D

    "The slave you sold me died."
    "He never did anything like that when I had him."

    "Lend me a knife as far as Smyrna"
    "I don't have one that reaches that far."

    Talkative barber: "How should I cut your hair?"
    Annoyed customer: "Silently."

    A Kymean is shopping for windows for his new house and asks the vendor if he has any that face south.

    A miser writes his will and names himself as his heir.

    A man's despised wife recently died. At the funeral a passerby asks him, "who rests in peace here? He replies, "me, now that I'm rid of her."

    A bald man swore at Diogenes. The great philosopher replied, "I won’t respond to your abuse, but I would like to say 'congratulations' to your hair for freeing themselves from such a mean head!"

    A father asked Aristippos to teach his son. The philosopher said he would for a fee of 500 drachmas. The outraged father replied, "I could buy an animal with so much money!" Aristippos said, "don't pay, then you'll have two!"
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