Is my wife trying to tell me something?
Last night we watched a news report on the dangers of
Eating Bacon. Only to have her make me this morning a
Couple of bacon sandwiches ! )
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
I'd be very grateful if you guys could come up with some questions to ask Calvin Dyson- https://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/945400/#p945400 -I promised him that AJB members would ask intelligent questions...
I'd be very grateful if you guys could come up with some questions to ask Calvin Dyson- https://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/945400/#p945400 -I promised him that AJB members would ask intelligent questions...
What did you do that for! Questions yes, intelligent ones ) ) )
How was Easter in the Philipines, CHL? Less skiing and tanning outside cabins, more carrying statues of saints around?
I hope everyone has a had a good tim.
Easter tidings TP and N24 nice to be back amongst friends - Easter here is frenetic N24, So I’m sitting in my rocking chair on the balcony with a San Mig reading a book on my I-pad
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
Enjoying the last night of my holidays, back to work tomorrow
So I decided to watch Moonraker, I'm always impressed with the
cinematography -{ and it looks absolutely brilliant on an upscalling
4k television. So sharp and clear with vibrant colours.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
My wife's reaction to the Bond news is somewhat different
To my own
Getting home yesterday to put on the news, she went off on a
Mini rant when the story about the latest Bond film came on.
Something like " If I hear another F'n thing about bloody Bond today,
Every bloody news programme had it. Same with the radio. It's
Only a bloody film ! " )
I merely smiled, as I didn't want to make eye contact, as that can
Be dangerous
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Happily my garden is paved over, only a few strategically placed bushes and
plant pots, cuts down on all that maintenance. Leaving more time to sit and
drink in it Sill mowing in the snow does shows dedication
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
It was snowing, but it melted on the ground. The situation still felt ridicolous )
I have lawn on one side of the house, but that's being taken care of by the "plastic goat", or robot lawn mower as some would say.
On the other side of the house lies the garden. It's some work, but there is desert after wvery dinner in the late summer.
My grandfather, a not particularly effimate man, moved the grass with a … a ……? ….. one of these:
The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons — “What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before? Answer: A key.” :v
But that joke is fairly new. the oldest known joke is from Summeria (today's Iraq) around 1900 BC:
“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”
What do you mean old ? ..... I'm still using that material !
I had a great dream about Bond25 last night, for some reason Benedict Cumberbatch was 007.
With a plot involving, forcing several top people and secret service leaders to commit Suicide.
There was a great Muay Thai type fight, and I remember a small silver gun. Which on waking I
figured out was the gun Poirot placed on the table at the end of Murder on the orient express
(1974) which I'd recently re-watched
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Here is some material from ancient Greece, you might remember the jokes from when you were a kid:
"The slave you sold me died."
"He never did anything like that when I had him."
"Lend me a knife as far as Smyrna"
"I don't have one that reaches that far."
Talkative barber: "How should I cut your hair?"
Annoyed customer: "Silently."
A Kymean is shopping for windows for his new house and asks the vendor if he has any that face south.
A miser writes his will and names himself as his heir.
A man's despised wife recently died. At the funeral a passerby asks him, "who rests in peace here? He replies, "me, now that I'm rid of her."
A bald man swore at Diogenes. The great philosopher replied, "I won’t respond to your abuse, but I would like to say 'congratulations' to your hair for freeing themselves from such a mean head!"
A father asked Aristippos to teach his son. The philosopher said he would for a fee of 500 drachmas. The outraged father replied, "I could buy an animal with so much money!" Aristippos said, "don't pay, then you'll have two!"
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Last night we watched a news report on the dangers of
Eating Bacon. Only to have her make me this morning a
Couple of bacon sandwiches ! )
puzzle conventual minds
" the milky bars are on you " Nice to
See you back. -{
How was Easter in the Philipines, CHL? Less skiing and tanning outside cabins, more carrying statues of saints around?
I hope everyone has a had a good tim.
For his afternoon walk, as it's too warm for him.
You've got yourself a hot dog there, TP.
So I decided to watch Moonraker, I'm always impressed with the
cinematography -{ and it looks absolutely brilliant on an upscalling
4k television. So sharp and clear with vibrant colours.
To my own
Getting home yesterday to put on the news, she went off on a
Mini rant when the story about the latest Bond film came on.
Something like " If I hear another F'n thing about bloody Bond today,
Every bloody news programme had it. Same with the radio. It's
Only a bloody film ! " )
I merely smiled, as I didn't want to make eye contact, as that can
Be dangerous
plant pots, cuts down on all that maintenance. Leaving more time to sit and
drink in it Sill mowing in the snow does shows dedication
I have lawn on one side of the house, but that's being taken care of by the "plastic goat", or robot lawn mower as some would say.
On the other side of the house lies the garden. It's some work, but there is desert after wvery dinner in the late summer.
My grandfather, a not particularly effimate man, moved the grass with a … a ……? ….. one of these:
skip a generation or two
The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons — “What hangs at a man’s thigh and wants to poke the hole that it’s often poked before? Answer: A key.” :v
But that joke is fairly new. the oldest known joke is from Summeria (today's Iraq) around 1900 BC:
“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”
I wonder why people stopped telling that joke
I had a great dream about Bond25 last night, for some reason Benedict Cumberbatch was 007.
With a plot involving, forcing several top people and secret service leaders to commit Suicide.
There was a great Muay Thai type fight, and I remember a small silver gun. Which on waking I
figured out was the gun Poirot placed on the table at the end of Murder on the orient express
(1974) which I'd recently re-watched
"The slave you sold me died."
"He never did anything like that when I had him."
"Lend me a knife as far as Smyrna"
"I don't have one that reaches that far."
Talkative barber: "How should I cut your hair?"
Annoyed customer: "Silently."
A Kymean is shopping for windows for his new house and asks the vendor if he has any that face south.
A miser writes his will and names himself as his heir.
A man's despised wife recently died. At the funeral a passerby asks him, "who rests in peace here? He replies, "me, now that I'm rid of her."
A bald man swore at Diogenes. The great philosopher replied, "I won’t respond to your abuse, but I would like to say 'congratulations' to your hair for freeing themselves from such a mean head!"
A father asked Aristippos to teach his son. The philosopher said he would for a fee of 500 drachmas. The outraged father replied, "I could buy an animal with so much money!" Aristippos said, "don't pay, then you'll have two!"