The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,897Chief of Staff
    {[] Just coffee for me, CHB. Congratulations!
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    edited July 2019
    Floorpanel lights up, TB2 & Holly are projected into the room as a hologram image, a'la Star Wars.
    The cat is batting a half dead rat between her paws. TB2 looks upset.

    This is Thunderbird 2, I... Holly, don't play with your food! Um? Yes, I am currently in Scotland for the next week. My StepMum has passed away. Please shout your beverage and cuisine requirements at the A.R.S.E, and it will provide your requirements for now. Pussy and I will Return...

    Do me a favour? Raise a glass to a woman who did nothing but help others her whole life. - People were glad they knew her, I'll be forever grateful she was my StepMum.


    Barbel - Dinnae get up tae high do, holler yer gubbins an drinnc at baheed geegaw on tha wa, it'll git yeh al hoved up sharpish!

    The hologram disappears. The A.R.S.E's cylon eye scans the room ominously
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,897Chief of Staff
    Thanks, TB2, and deepest sympathy for you at this time.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Deepest condolences TB2
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,252MI6 Agent
    Sorry for your loss, TB2.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Thanks fellas. The support is much appreciated.
    Only in her mid sixties, one of the healthiest people imaginable.
    - Then cancer.

    On the up side, she instructed a celebration of her life, to remember happy times and share good memories.
    I'll be back properly next week.

    Barbel, can you make sure Freddy doesn't scare the Brewery delivery man again?
    Piss and Lager are a dreadful combination!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You've clearly never tasted Fosters ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Seems many are getting their knickers in a twist about some of the news about
    Bond 25 :)) ... from the Tabloids ..... So more guess work from the papers.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,897Chief of Staff
    I've more or less given up on newspapers (apart from crosswords) and am trying to avoid reading about B25 online as much as possible.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It's quite difficult to avoid all news on Bond 25, in a way that's good as it shows
    the popularity of 007 -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,897Chief of Staff
    True, but I'm trying!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    The most recent story about Lynch's role actually made it to TV News here. I don't think any other action franchise could have done that just based on a rumour. Bond is special :007)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Even my daughter asked me about the tabloid stories, on
    Who 007 would be in Bond 25 :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
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    This is how I imagine myself in the bar, ...........

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    ...... sadly. This is the reality ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,897Chief of Staff
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    Thank God it's raining again like it should during a summer. All that sun and warmth felt so unnatural, it was really unsetteling.
    I want the usual, including Coke Zero -{
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    A bottle of the finest "Phuyuck" ( 74 obviously ) for Barbel and all the work
    He's done setting up the brilliant Q&A interviews -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,897Chief of Staff
    Why, thank you TP!

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    Please, share it with me.
    I'm working on our next interview but can't say more than that at the moment.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    Yes, great work with the Benson interview. I'm sure you're working day and night to organize an interview with Izabella Scorupco next :D
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,897Chief of Staff
    Not the lovely Ms Scorupco, but I don't think you'll be disappointed with who it is. https://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/955872/#p955872
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    Great job with setting up these interviews! Thanks :007)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Watched an old ( really old ) tv detective show
    Col March of Scotland Yard with Boris Karloff.
    Very dated as I think it's from the early 50s but
    I did laugh at the section of Scotland Yard he
    Worked for ..... The Dept of Queer Complaints :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    Well, everyone has something to complain about these days. You remember a few weeks ago when I was complaining of how hot and sunny it was? Now I'm complaining of how much rain and fog we get. Perhaps not queer complaints, but they are worthy of being ignored and forgotten by police bureaucracy.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    A chap came in tonight with a set of jump leads around his neck.
    I told him he could come in but "Don't be starting anything !" ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    A Coke Zero with ice, please. I have something to celebrate. :)
    I was mowing the garden and about half of the flock of sheep in the field next door started staring at me, and we all know how sheep can stare harder and longer than all of Daniel Craig's stalkers combined. I was in a competitive mood, so I picked one of them to stare back at. You can imagine my surprise and indeed pride as the sheep gave up after less than two minutes (!) and started grasing again -{
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Sheep are professional mowers. They spend a massive amount of time cropping, so they stare to forget boredom.

    However, they mow their place, so eventually they get back to their pruining.

    One Coke Zero as requested.
    We also now have it in cherry flavour!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,355MI6 Agent
    We actually call the robot mower "the plastic sheep" or E-sau ("sau" means "sheep") for this reason.
    Unfortunately the neighbour sold all his sheep the day after I posted last. Those were the last sheep in this hamlet. There's been sheep here for so long, I bet the first one was sacrifised to Odin and Thor ….. ahhh, the 1950's must have been such a different time around here :D

    Thanks for the Coke Zero, but I'll drink it in nostalgia and not celebration.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Just won my first Ebay auction for the complete set of
    The Rockford Files -{ can't wait to start watching this
    Brilliant series.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,851MI6 Agent
    Just won my first Ebay auction for the complete set of
    The Rockford Files -{ can't wait to start watching this
    Brilliant series.

    Congratulations, TP, and happy viewing. That's a series I've never seen any of sadly.
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Thanks SM, I remember it from when I was a kid. In fact I've picked up a few Bargains
    all three series of Millennium for £10, there are loads of cheap dvds on Ebay for some of
    these old shows.
    I'm still on the look out for the last two series of Hustle , It's like when I was younger and
    spent ages in secondhand book shops looking for Bond books :)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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