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  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) I don't think I've ever seen a penguin relieve itself on one of david Attenboroughs telly progs ?:)
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    I'd pay good money to see a Penguin relieve itself on Sir David, it would certainly help
    the BBC if it goes to a streaming service. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :))
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,310MI6 Agent
    Interesting. I wonder how these 3% will handle climate change compared to the clean ice? :)) :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    To misquote "Frozen" ... ...
    Let it Flow, let it Flow .... #
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Had a lucky escape today. A friend of my Daughter at the last minute was unable to go with
    her to a concert by " The Script". I would have had to attend with her :o Happily her
    friend was able to make other arrangements , so they can now Both go -{ .... and I don't {[]
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,310MI6 Agent
    I don't know "The Script". Should I stay blissfully unaware? :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Oh, they are quite good, but the thought of having to stand for three or four hours
    surrounded by a bunch of teens and young twenty-somethings all screaming etc .. :#
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,310MI6 Agent
    BTW I just posted a link to a podcast about regarding the troubles in your neck of the woods in the Real Stories thread. It turnes out there were spies there :o :o :o
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    In a really bad mood tonight with the news about the NTTD premier being moved
    to November !!!!! X-( I'll be watching a SAW movie tonight to vent my Anger. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,310MI6 Agent
    Good plan! (quietly texting everybody advising them to avoid TP at all cost tomorrow morning.)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) I'm actually enjoying the second series of The Orville, which I got yesterday on
    google play movies at less than half price -{

    My anger has subdued, looking at Mankind's bright future.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,310MI6 Agent
    An even better plan! (quietly texts people again. The advise is to approach TP in the morning, but carefully.)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,310MI6 Agent
    I had this wild nighmare last night about NTTD being delayed until Nove ……………………………….. Ohhhhh :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The Guardian: 'It isn't Mad Max': Police warning after shoppers brawl over toilet paper in Sydney.
    https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/07/it-isnt-mad-max-police-warning-after-shoppers-brawl-over-toilet-paper-in-sydney
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I was thinking this Virus emergency would make a great story. Imagine a world
    were you couldn't have any social interactions ? People having to live in small
    family groups only meeting via video links etc. :)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,310MI6 Agent
    Some people would see it as paradise! Other people wouldn't get any sex if they were locked up with their spouses :))
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,310MI6 Agent
    (Walks in and whispers:) "Any US citizens here? Are you intersted in some illegal contraband? I just smuggled this accross the border from Mexico, so the tripple price is only reasonable ….. " (Looks around the room before producing this: )

    61A4M7X7McL._SX300_QL70_.jpg
  • JTMJTM Posts: 3,027MI6 Agent
    A staple of childhood in Aus :x
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,310MI6 Agent
    I suspect it's a staple everywhere outside of the US and North Korea :D
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,336MI6 Agent
    Thoughts on the blue and pink Kinder Eggs..?
    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,310MI6 Agent
    I'm glad the human staff here are wearing hazmat suits. Of course SABS has a laying around for use during for post-inspection cleaning, but it's still very considerate. I'm sure the Norse themed bar down the street, The Noisy Axe and and the Frosty Fur Dress, don't have hazmat suits.
    A Coke Zero, please.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    edited March 2020
    We're having to ration the toilet paper or people will have to start doing
    handstands in the shower. ;)

    Also at this time keep an eye out for your neighbours
    Only yesterday I watched the two young Polish ladies
    Next door, ..... For ages ..... Just yo see that they were
    OK.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,804MI6 Agent
    Must stock up on battery packs.....
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,310MI6 Agent
    I saw this…… tagline (?) (You know, the message some members always have attached to all their posts) on another forum:

    Bitten by a radioactive moderator. Has moderator senses, and the proportionate strength of a moderator. Also eats doughnuts. :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The new lock down in the UK has caused a few problems. Crowds of more than two
    will be broken up. This has abruptly stopped my idea for a Threesome, .... although
    According to Mrs TP, I wasn't going to be one of the other two Anyway !! ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent
    Is the SABS still open for the duration ? If so a large rum and pineapple, ice and slice of lime, please!
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Because of our Large collection of " Gentlemen's Interest " magazines, we're
    classed as a newsagents, so we're exempt
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    At these strange times, anyone who doesn't find any thread they want to post anything on.
    I'm usually here and, happy to shoot the breeze or talk bollocks with anyone, to help pass
    some time. Books, movies, music, ..... are just some of the subjects I know nothing about
    so am eager to learn. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,310MI6 Agent
    edited March 2020
    Three nights ago we had a storm, and since I live in an old house I heard a lot of sounds. At one point I think I heard the wind whistling the 4-5 first notes of the Bond theme. Is this a good sign for NTTD or a bad sign for me?
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