The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,801MI6 Agent
    Oh No, not San Monique!

    I gave heard its beautiful there, but the political leader is an Absolute BlowHard.
    Full of hot air, and always blowing about something or another.
    Worse than a Pufferfish.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) :)) I can think of other political leaders one can say that about.

    Missed you at our film night, TB2. Higgins had to run the projector himself, and I had to get everyone drinks. Hope we haven't left the place in too much of a mess.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Say what you like about the glorious
    Leader of San Monique, he put a lot
    Of money in to the islands agriculture
    and he got the buses to run on time....
    ..... admittedly with a terrible safety
    Record, but you can't have everything ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    Well, when you've got a job to do you've got to do it well.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Absolutely, there's no sense going off half cocked.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You know you did
    You know you did
    You know you did.... :p
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    We can only hope that this is a temporary setback.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "A herbal enema should fix you up."
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,801MI6 Agent
    (Various gurgling, popping flarping and hurbedy shurp noises.
    They end with a wheesing plurtttth.)

    Is that all it does?!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    l´ve been saying for years, sir, that our equipment is obsolete.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Better get the drinks trolly ready
    Today the BBC scrap the free TV
    Licence for over 75s ..... so there'll
    Be a few AJB-ers in to drown their
    Sorrows. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    :# Double whisky please.
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,801MI6 Agent
    Only one thing for it,

    Holly. C.H.E.E.K.S, A.R.S.E?
    Red Alert! Everyone to bottle stations!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    Have you come to a bottle-neck in the running of SABS?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You think we're too thinly spread ? I'll have you know we can
    Spread our A.R.S.E, C.H.E.E.K.S very wide indeed ............
    .......... to fully service our clientele ..... never let it be said
    that I have a big opening ....... in the service industry ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
    But haven't you been told several times not to show your A.R.S.E. in here by more than one person?
    But I'm glad to see your A.R.S.E. and C.H.E.E.K.S. here. It's Friday night and and I won't have access to a drop of Coke Zero until lunchtime tomorrow! Do you see the gravity of the situation?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm sure the supplies of Coke Zero will last a long time. I will join you in a glass
    ( if we can find one big enough ) ;) As I'm starting a weeks Holidays, owed to
    Me before Furlough " I intent to enjoy it to the full " ... this will be a week of
    Wench-ing and a Quenching :D ..... well quenching anyway
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,306MI6 Agent
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  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    But haven't you been told several times not to show your A.R.S.E. in here by more than one person?
    But I'm glad to see your A.R.S.E. and C.H.E.E.K.S. here. It's Friday night and and I won't have access to a drop of Coke Zero until lunchtime tomorrow! Do you see the gravity of the situation?

    I don't know my A.R.S.E from my C.H.E.E.K.S these days!

    I'LL be in real trouble if you ever install a B.O.O.B.S. :))

    Large glass of Chablis for me I think. ;)


    (I'm just watching Sherlock Holmes with Jared Harris as Moriarty ... he would be an immense Bond villain. )
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Jared Harris is a fantastic actor -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Jared Harris is a fantastic actor -{


    Have you seen 'Chernobyl'? Unbelievable television.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,718Chief of Staff
    Lady Rose wrote:
    Jared Harris is a fantastic actor -{


    Have you seen 'Chernobyl'? Unbelievable television.

    Chernobyl was an amazing piece of television and Harris was superb in it....no wonder they both won BAFTA’s last night -{
    YNWA 97
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    Lady Rose wrote:
    Jared Harris is a fantastic actor -{


    Have you seen 'Chernobyl'? Unbelievable television.

    Chernobyl was an amazing piece of television and Harris was superb in it....no wonder they both won BAFTA’s last night -{


    I was delighted with their win. Truly well deserved.
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    Hello, ladies and gents {[] A pint of stout, please, good sir.
    Check out my Amazon author page! Mark Loeffelholz
    "I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
    "Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Stout Fellow {[]
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,801MI6 Agent
    Pussy - you know as well as I don the Wrench is with the other tools in the Science lab.
    Well except for those tools in the house of commons.

    Very Good M'Lady! One large glass of Chabblis. Hmmm may have to give this one a try myself.
    Another large crate of wine bottles arrived for you last night. Holly has been keeping an eye on it for you.

    Re Jared Harris, I thought he did a good job of playing King George in the Crown. Showed the man behind
    the face in the history books and the stamps. The C.H.E.E.K.S. is a necessity of the Covid infested world we live
    in unfortunately, but she is a very nice A.I. Hopefully between her and the A.R.S.E. we will be Ok.


    Stout Loeff? Jolly good. Don't forget to let it settle this time, and watch out for Freddie, he has been having
    uncontrolled bursts of "The Rips" recently, don't want you falling over him. I think its his new nerve medication.

    (A Pair of green eyes peak out from under the sideboard, but there is no movement or sound.)
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Very Good M'Lady! One large glass of Chabblis. Hmmm may have to give this one a try myself.
    Another large crate of wine bottles arrived for you last night. Holly has been keeping an eye on it for you.

    Excellent. Now I'm back on a more regular basis I advise you to keep the stock levels high. Any sort of dry white will do. :D


    (Jared Harris sounds exactly like his father at times. )
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Over a romantic dinner my wife asked if I had a Sémillon ......
    .... I said, No. Just tight trousers and a bottle of Merlot. ;%
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Over a romantic dinner my wife asked if I had a Sémillon ......
    .... I said, No. Just tight trousers and a bottle of Merlot. ;%


    ooh, you are awful ... but I like you :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :))

    I see myself as this .....

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    But , I'm really more like .......


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    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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