"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,798MI6 Agent
If you think for a second I am going to start mixing Fart cocktails you are way off bat!
The A.R.S.E can do those, it has sensors but no actual sense of smell as we do.
I’ll keep to the fruity, fun nice ones. A ducks fart cocktail must be right up there with that cask of bottles you got last month, French-Italian-Spanish-Australian Rose, torments and bottled in Taiwan!
Although it corrodes the glasses, it is good for varnishing the chestnut panels.
So the Farty drinks can Duck Off!
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
The chef was making baked bean soup and only used 239 beans.
I asked why he didn't add one more to round it up ?
and he said but that would make it too farty ! ( 240 )
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Pussy I have just realised... if You are Sid James, I'm Kenneth Conner!
Barbel is Terry Scott and Lady Rose is Valarie Leon.
To be honest I'm more Hattie Jacques but I'll take Valerie Leon ) )
With due respect... that works too M'Lady! Ms Jacques and the lovely Joan Sims
both had a big following amongst the fans. Glass of something fruity or dry?
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Pussy I have just realised... if You are Sid James, I'm Kenneth Conner!
Barbel is Terry Scott and Lady Rose is Valarie Leon.
To be honest I'm more Hattie Jacques but I'll take Valerie Leon ) )
With due respect... that works too M'Lady! Ms Jacques and the lovely Joan Sims
both had a big following amongst the fans. Glass of something fruity or dry?
As we're talking Carry On you'd better make it something fruity ) )
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,798MI6 Agent
Very good M'Lady, just give me a moment to crack out the cork...
A small one or a big one? We got some larger glasses in stock.
Pussy keeps saying they are very well blown balls.
(Cork Pops loudly)
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Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,798MI6 Agent
(TB2 serves he drinks. He also has a large jug of water, which he hovers over Holly’s basin.)
How about you Missus? Top up?
(Holly purrs appreciatively and starts gently lapping the water, a few crystal drops falling off her whiskers.)
Freddie if you want a drink, you are going to have to come out from under there!
(Freddie’s tail coils out like a snake and taps the sideboard. The A.R.S.E wakes up, dispatches a hose and a cold stream pours into Freddie’s bowl. Once full, the bowl disappears beneath the sideboard. Loud slurping noises can be heard.)
Oh I give up! Time to put the kettle on.
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I must open a bottle of the finest LIDL's Champagne, I've just had one of
those sideways promotions , no extra Money but a new job Title
Same s**t, new wrapping? :v
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,798MI6 Agent
edited August 2020
Well done Pussy! I think!
(TB2 serves the drinks, and adds a couple of Whiskys. One for Barbel, the other he keeps.)
Cheers all! I had a Vodka Martini years ago, was dressed for the occasion too.
It was nice, but I couldn't see what all the fuss was about. I do like the Glasses
though, so was very pleased to win a set of four through work. :007) -{
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
Yesterday I posted it in the 007 scrapbook
Thread .... Great video
Excellent taste, sir!
Also would you be at all interested in hanging up some more artwork around the place. Those green trainers hanging from the ceiling fan seems a bit too postmodern for me.
I always loved this shot from Moonraker.
“The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
I may not know art but I know what I like, That picture of the sexy Tennis player
scratching her Bottom ........ sort of
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Thunderbird 2East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,798MI6 Agent
I thought You said that was the new dart board?
Well we have the SIS painting over the fireplace, Thane Castle overlooking the Mods area, and this one for the Saloon, facing the bookcase. Has to be done! (TB2 holds up a framed painting in the same style as the others. Its of the Goldeneye Villa.)
This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
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Some great Cocktails
and some of Bond's tipples ......
https://www.thegentlemansjournal.com/the-cocktails-of-james-bond/
The A.R.S.E can do those, it has sensors but no actual sense of smell as we do.
I’ll keep to the fruity, fun nice ones. A ducks fart cocktail must be right up there with that cask of bottles you got last month, French-Italian-Spanish-Australian Rose, torments and bottled in Taiwan!
Although it corrodes the glasses, it is good for varnishing the chestnut panels.
So the Farty drinks can Duck Off!
I asked why he didn't add one more to round it up ?
and he said but that would make it too farty !
Pussy I have just realised... if You are Sid James, I'm Kenneth Conner!
Barbel is Terry Scott and Lady Rose is Valarie Leon.
To be honest I'm more Hattie Jacques but I'll take Valerie Leon
With due respect... that works too M'Lady! Ms Jacques and the lovely Joan Sims
both had a big following amongst the fans. Glass of something fruity or dry?
As we're talking Carry On you'd better make it something fruity
A small one or a big one? We got some larger glasses in stock.
Pussy keeps saying they are very well blown balls.
(Cork Pops loudly)
a Berg came close to anything Irish, It was The Titanic.
(That's extra, man)
How about you Missus? Top up?
(Holly purrs appreciatively and starts gently lapping the water, a few crystal drops falling off her whiskers.)
Freddie if you want a drink, you are going to have to come out from under there!
(Freddie’s tail coils out like a snake and taps the sideboard. The A.R.S.E wakes up, dispatches a hose and a cold stream pours into Freddie’s bowl. Once full, the bowl disappears beneath the sideboard. Loud slurping noises can be heard.)
Oh I give up! Time to put the kettle on.
those sideways promotions , no extra Money but a new job Title
Congratulations TP. Extra work but no extra money
Just watching LTK on the TV. Think I'll have a vodka martini ... To my shame, I've never actually had one!!
considered " Fair game " if you asked for a dash of Lime in your Pint.
Don't ever ask for a lager top then!!
Same s**t, new wrapping? :v
(TB2 serves the drinks, and adds a couple of Whiskys. One for Barbel, the other he keeps.)
Cheers all! I had a Vodka Martini years ago, was dressed for the occasion too.
It was nice, but I couldn't see what all the fuss was about. I do like the Glasses
though, so was very pleased to win a set of four through work. :007) -{
https://youtu.be/RhUZJQ-Wz_0
-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
Thread
Also would you be at all interested in hanging up some more artwork around the place. Those green trainers hanging from the ceiling fan seems a bit too postmodern for me.
I always loved this shot from Moonraker.
-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
scratching her Bottom ........ sort of
Well we have the SIS painting over the fireplace, Thane Castle overlooking the Mods area, and this one for the Saloon, facing the bookcase. Has to be done! (TB2 holds up a framed painting in the same style as the others. Its of the Goldeneye Villa.)