The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The baby mice one, freaked me out ! :o
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    This is not Alcohol related, but my Mate who's done a lot of Traveling in his Time once had the (Chinese?) Delicacy of where you eat the Bird Egg with the Embryo still inside :# After that he was as sick as a Cat.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... And the sick from the cat was the dessert ! :)) it's like the
    "Art" of eating the still beating heart of a snake ! :o . Me I'd
    Just stick to the fried egg and chips. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    I'll have a pint of Milk Plus please, landlord! :)) -{
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Eggs on Toast I think :#
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm in the mood for a bit of Three penis liquor action. :)) makes
    A change from the westerns asking for two fingers ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I think the Food Standards People are still downstairs :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    No, those sounds are from the ghost of a once great Bond fan ! Who
    Haunts the SBS, looking for the hidden 007 treasure said to be hidden
    Somewhere in the bar. ;) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    :)) :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I actually think that's what the mods are doing in the cellar, the weird
    Initiation stories are only a cover if you ask me ! ;)
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Are we still using Chickens? ;)
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I think that's why they have to be frozen. They can then use them
    To batter at the walls ! :D and it doesn't look like they're carrying
    Any equipment down there ! :))
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    I'm in the mood for a bit of Three penis liquor action. :)) makes
    A change from the westerns asking for two fingers ! :))

    Very good, Sir. Would that be a stiff drink or a flaccid one?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Would you like an umbrella in it, to act as a splint ? :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Nuts!


    On the side, in a small bowl...please.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I'll have one too please and make sure it has a decent head on it. :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    OK, Two Purple headed warriors coming Up! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
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    The big purple one :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) My favourite ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I prefer the Green Triangle :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I too have an interest in a triangle, but it's covered in tiny hairs ! :v :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,754Chief of Staff
    Just when I thought the smut level couldn't get any worse.... :#
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    At lease we're keeping it here and not wandering on to other threads. :)
    And the triangle I was thinking of was, the little furry green baize, on a
    Pool table, before I drop my balls into it, I don't know how anyone, other
    Than someone with a very naughty mind could imagine anything else. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,754Chief of Staff
    Not true...it's in other threads too - and you know it....dress it up how you like...we both know the truth...
    YNWA 97
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Morning all! I guess everyone drank a bit too much here last night, judging from all the wasted bodies littering the place.

    Is that TP hanging off the pool table with the triangle wrapped around his head? :D

    Oh well, a Virgin Mary and some Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee all round please.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I love the smell of coffee in the morning.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    There was a chess tournament in the Sir Roger Moore function room
    Last night, but a crowd of Draughts and Checkers players tried to
    Gatecrash the event.
    I stopped them of course, ... I acted as a Draught Excluder ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Orange Juice for me I think :#
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,865Chief of Staff
    Pass me that chicken, landlord, if you please. I'll be waiting for Sir Miles in the cellar. I hope he remembers the robes this time.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I seem to remember as he walked past naked, two old ladies commented
    " I don't know what he's wearing but it needs a good Ironing !". :))

    Although many think you're searching for the " Ghost" Bond treasure ?
    Some say, it could be the first wig worn by Sir Sean or the "box" worn by
    Him when Bambi kicked him before having a ball. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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