The Silencer & Black Garter

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    No one's ever complained about my funny nuts before ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Wicker ManThe Wicker Man EnglandPosts: 434MI6 Agent
    Those Wasabi Nuts spoke to me earlier tonight when I was at the bar - they said they liked my jacket and my hair looked nice - they must be complimentary ;)
    1.ohmss 2.cr 3.frwl 4.ltk 5.gf 6.tswlm 7.sf 8.op 9.tld 10.dn 11.lald 12.tb 13.fyeo 14.ge 15.mr 16.yolt 17.tnd 18.avtak 19.sp 20.twine 21.qos 22.tmwtgg 23.daf 24.dad
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    No one's ever complained about my funny nuts before ! :))
    :)) :)) :))
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    it can be a dangerous place for nuts Wicker Man ;)
    a couple were assaulted last night. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Wicker ManThe Wicker Man EnglandPosts: 434MI6 Agent
    :)) Did you see that nut in the spacesuit sat next to me earlier - obviously one of those astronuts :p
    1.ohmss 2.cr 3.frwl 4.ltk 5.gf 6.tswlm 7.sf 8.op 9.tld 10.dn 11.lald 12.tb 13.fyeo 14.ge 15.mr 16.yolt 17.tnd 18.avtak 19.sp 20.twine 21.qos 22.tmwtgg 23.daf 24.dad
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    it can be a dangerous place for nuts Wicker Man ;)
    a couple were assaulted last night. ;)
    Yeah they took a right licking :D
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    yes they got a right roasting. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Wicker ManThe Wicker Man EnglandPosts: 434MI6 Agent
    I think I have caught a cold off one of them nuts...... ah ah ah ah cashew!!!!
    1.ohmss 2.cr 3.frwl 4.ltk 5.gf 6.tswlm 7.sf 8.op 9.tld 10.dn 11.lald 12.tb 13.fyeo 14.ge 15.mr 16.yolt 17.tnd 18.avtak 19.sp 20.twine 21.qos 22.tmwtgg 23.daf 24.dad
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The astronut didn't stay long. he complained
    there was no Atmosphere in here. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    I resent that comment!

    1) I was wearing my IR bio hazard suit.
    2) Exhausted, I was in shock. Having just cleaned (decontaminated) the toilets again.
    C) The cat needed a walk so I could not hang around.

    Ginger Raspberry please Landlord. Glad I got that off my Chest-nuts. :D
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I once went to see my doctor with a peanut up my nose, a banana in
    my ear and milk all down my shirt ! .... He told me to eat more sensibly. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    :)) Double whisky please landlord- just home from gigging. Watching other people drink while I work!
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    :)) Double whisky please landlord- just home from gigging. Watching other people drink while I work!


    I''ll get it while the Landlord extracts his peanut and banana problem. Would you mind holding Holly's lead Barbel? It's Ok she likes you, she is always rubbing her tail against me like that.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    Oh, no problem, I'll do tha.... hey, wait a minute... oh dear, was that supposed to happen?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I think that's supposed to be lucky. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    I will let you know... in the morning...
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    I once went to see my doctor with a peanut up my nose, a banana in
    my ear and milk all down my shirt ! .... He told me to eat more sensibly. ;)
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    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I believe in the old Billy Connolly motto......

    " Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Fart and you stand alone !" ;)

    Nice pussy by the way.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,222MI6 Agent
    After a week of torrential rain and broadband going in and out like a fiddler's elbow an ice cold San Mig, please, TP! Living in paradise can be a pain in the arse sometimes :))
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) So paradise, is not all it's cracked up to be. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,340MI6 Agent
    My sister and her family live in Paradise :D The postal code is 5231. It's a nice place - Family friendly, near public transport and not too far from Bergen town centre. Limited parking space and too much rain are drawbacks.

    To quote a Norwegian poet: "I moved to No Sorrows Street (Sorgenfrigate), but that didn't help either." :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Where I live it's down at the end of lonely street, at Heartbreak hotel. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,222MI6 Agent
    But when the sun shines..... :)

    Your eating problem reminds me of the guy who went to the docs and said he had a lettuce leaf growing out of his backside and was it a problem - the doc replied "It's just the tip of the iceberg" :s
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :))
    Or the Dr found a Strawberry up his Backside, asked if it was serious
    the Dr replied, " Don;t worry I've got some cream for that " :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,222MI6 Agent
    :))
    Or a man says to his doc "Can you remove this mole from my c**k and the doc replies "Yes, but if you come back again with the same problem I will report you to the RSPCA" :D
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    ooohh can I join in

    this joke has to be told in a strong Newcastle accent
    Geordie goes to see his doctor

    Geordie ,why aye Doctor mun,I have this chocolate covered coconut bar ,stuck up me behind mun,
    and it really hurts ,

    Doctor ,aye its bounty . 8-)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,222MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    pint of coffee please.... :#

    a rather large evening was had last night.... but a cracker :D
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
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