Bond oddjob man ?

ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
in General James Bond Chat
Wondering if any members have any suggestions ( from the skills Bond has shown
on screen ;) ) for what other jobs Bond could do. I think AVTAK shows some of
The directions Bond's career could have taken.
Chef, as he made a wonder quiche.
Telephone engineer, as he reconnected Stacy's phone.
Jockey, he showed some great riding skills ( keep it clean :)) )
Driving instructor, with his driving skills through Paris.

Any other suggestions. :D
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."

Comments

  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Masseur - after all, he was apparently doing a pretty good job on Domino in NSNA before he was exposed! :))
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He does have a delicate touch -{ ( although that was Sir Roger ) ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    a male escort ,just think of it ladies ,he would arrive at your door in a expensive car,
    wisk you off to some fab resteraunt ,order you the best food wine ect then take you home for a well er um
    we will leave that to your imagination :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well if it's anything like my night out, after you get home ........
    It's a hot cup of Coco, some fresh jammies, bursh your teeth and
    Of to sleepy-beddy- by-boes. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    awwww
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Well if it's anything like my night out, after you get home ........
    It's a hot cup of Coco, some fresh jammies, bursh your teeth and
    Of to sleepy-beddy- by-boes. :))

    I was with you (not literally) with the coco, the teeth and the sleepy-beddy-by-boes, but you lost me with the jammies. I prefer a flannel onesey with trap door.
  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,320MI6 Agent
    Stunt man
    Food Critique
    Taxi Driver
    Airplane Pilot
    Space Shuttle Pilot
    Helicopter Pilot
    Jockey
    Golfer
    Sky Diver
    Professional Gambler
    Sailor
    Hovercraft Pilot
    Assassin
    Interpreter
    Karate Instructor

    Christ the list is endless
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Never read the Young James Bond books, but did he ever work as a rent-boy?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You've been talking to Always Shaken about Bond's days at Eaton. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    He could work in construction. Remember the parqour scene in CR and the digger in Skyfall. Craig's Bond could, at least. Bouncer has also been suggested for him :v

    The other Bonds could be ski instructors among other things.
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    travel agent, he must know all the best hotels in the world by now
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    welshboy78 wrote:
    Stunt man
    Food Critique
    Taxi Driver
    Airplane Pilot
    Space Shuttle Pilot
    Helicopter Pilot
    Jockey
    Golfer
    Sky Diver
    Professional Gambler
    Sailor
    Hovercraft Pilot
    Assassin
    Interpreter
    Karate Instructor

    Christ the list is endless

    "Assassin"? Isn't that one of his professions already? :007)
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Afraid Space Shuttle pilot is out too. Dr Goodhead did all the driving. (Looks innocent). What?

    Professional critic. (Food, fashion, cars, gadgets.)
    Additional Sports - Motor Racing, Power Boat Racing, Trophy shooting. Water skiing, Bob Sled.
    Teaching - Various forms of combat, weapons maintenence, survival skills.
    Demolition rather than construction.
    Treasure Hunter. (Land or Sea.)
    Deep Submersible Pilot.
    Antique dealer
    Jeweler.
    Forger.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,320MI6 Agent
    Blackleiter wrote:
    welshboy78 wrote:
    Stunt man
    Food Critique
    Taxi Driver
    Airplane Pilot
    Space Shuttle Pilot
    Helicopter Pilot
    Jockey
    Golfer
    Sky Diver
    Professional Gambler
    Sailor
    Hovercraft Pilot
    Assassin
    Interpreter
    Karate Instructor

    Christ the list is endless

    "Assassin"? Isn't that one of his professions already? :007)

    Only off the record. He could take it up properly and put ads in the papers etc
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bond does seem to have built up quite a unique set of skills. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,320MI6 Agent
    Damn forget Fencing! :))
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    how about a barista ,Roger made a :) good cup for M in his flat
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) True, But M was none too impressed. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    A cross between Oddjob and Jaws? The main Villain would be scared of his own Bodyguard :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    how about a wine waiter or wine buyer
    my friend who has sadly died was the wine buyer for Rules restaurant in Londons Covent garden (im sure ive seen ASP9MM IN THERE ) :)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Sorry to hear about your Mate AS :(
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    no don't be sad for him ,he was 75 and lived life to the very very full
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    That's good -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bond also gave M some interior decorating tips.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CmdrAtticusCmdrAtticus United StatesPosts: 1,102MI6 Agent
    When Bond always talked about leaving the Service after getting married or retiring from being a 00, I always wondered what he would do myself. I imagined if he left the service entirely he might have done high level security work protecting diplomats and corporate heads so he could still travel and stay in luxury hotels, or start a security company and train recruits. He's not the type to spend his remaining years playing golf every day and gambling ever night. If he had remained in the Service, I think he would have become a trainer, using his years of experience to pass on to new agents. That way he would not have been tied to a desk all the time - which he hated.
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    How about linguist? A cunning one.
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) Well his tongue has had a lot of use over the years.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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