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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti !

    Hannibal Lecter : The silence of the lambs.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,087Chief of Staff
    "You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The salt of the earth. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."

    "Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor."

    "Hey, Charlie? Let me ask you something: what is it that's not exactly water and it ain't exactly earth?
    Quicksand!"

    He conquered hate and he conquered fear, he turned our night into day.
    He rode a Blazing Saddle to help us find our way.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) I love Hedley Lamarr {[]
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,087Chief of Staff
    "But surely you can't be serious?"
    "I am serious- and don't call me Shirley."

    "We've got to get to a hospital."
    "A hospital? What is it?"
    "It's a big building full of patients, but that's not important right now."

    "Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up smoking... drinking... sniffing glue."

    "You ever been in a cockpit before? Ever seen a grown man naked?"

    "We have clearance, Clarence. What's our vector, Victor?"

    Airplane.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " She died in a freak blimp accident "
    " Goodyear ? "
    " No, the worst !". The Naked Gun.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,087Chief of Staff
    Oh, how I love "Police Squad"!!!!
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    "Family name? My family didn't have one. It was taken away from them... by pig-farmers .... and tailors".

    X-Men: First Class
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    is it true how they say you people are gifted its twoo its twoo :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    "DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITAAAY!"

    *BANG!*

    "It's just been revoked!"
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    if I put a convex mirror at an angle of 42 degrees on top of that flag pole, I could see right into matrons bedroom SHES BIG SHES BIG (the Italian job)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    you must of shot a lot of tigers ?

    reply = yes I used A machine gun (also the Italian job)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cu*t... me. :)) ..... Snatch.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,924Chief of Staff
    Casey Ryback Yeah, well... I also cook.

    Under Siege :D
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " I'm a big girl "
    " Yeah, and in all the right places, too !". North by Northwest.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    You trying to admit something TP? :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Like Mr Osato, I like a healthy chest ! ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • DaltonFan1DaltonFan1 The West of IrelandPosts: 503MI6 Agent
    There are surely too many to list without breaking the internet, but I'll have a go:

    "Yippie-ki-yay, motherf*cker"

    "Why so serious?"

    "Some men just want to watch the world burn."

    "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

    "A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."

    "Why is this thing safe for me, but not for my keys?"

    "I'm only paranoid because they want me dead."

    "To be normal, to drink Coca Cola and eat Kentucky Fried Chicken, you've got to be in a conspiracy against yourself."
    “Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to a better understanding of ourselves.” - Carl Jung
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse - The Godfather.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Shoot, the glass !" - Die hard.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    My all time favourite is the "I believe in..." quote from Bull Durham, I know it by hearth.
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    From the film Mrs Doubtfire in the kitchen as she sabotages Brossers dinner

    "HOT JAMABALAYA" ,kills me every time :)) :)) :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Said-a- give ! " - Young Frankenstein. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    Scofield Kid (after killing someone): "Guess they had it comin'."
    William Munny: "We all have it comin', kid."

    -- Unforgiven
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
    " An Arabic proverb attributed to a prince who was betrayed and decapitated by his own subjects."

    Star Trek : Into Darkness
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    the aborigines call him jabajada arderdah ,the man who walks with the crocodiles :D
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing " - Ironman
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    its like the god dam Spanish inquisition (DR McCoy star trek)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me. - Carry on Cleo
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    (Baghdad) whos that bag I saw you with dad (carry on up the Khyber)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I've just returned from America, a country of many prominent erections !

    Connery - The first great train robbery.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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