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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,924Chief of Staff
    hehadlotsofguts wrote:
    Richard Thwaite, Guest House Paradiso

    Right pronunciation, wrong spelling :))

    Watched that film again last week - utterly stupid, but very funny :D
    YNWA 97
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Tried to spell it the proper way, the AJB swear filter wouldn't let me. :))
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,924Chief of Staff
    hehadlotsofguts wrote:
    Tried to spell it the proper way, the AJB swear filter wouldn't let me. :))

    Oops ;% :))
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,086Chief of Staff
    2nd attempt- try watching these clips. I am serious and don't call me Shirley!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaYseBJuruk#!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbEM1MoSgUQ#
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) looks good ! -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    From The league of gentlemen.
    Jack Hawkins walking past a painting of a woman is asked
    " your wife, dead I suppose ?"
    To which he replies.
    " Sorry to say, the Bitch is still going strong " :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " You see, a year ago, I was close to perfecting the first magnetic desalinization process so revolutionary, it was capable of removing the salt from over 500 million gallons of seawater a day. Do you realize what that could mean to the starving nations of the earth? "

    " Wow. They'd have enough salt to last forever !" .................. Top Secret.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    they wernt fathers they were mothers (Dean Martin to Sammy Davies Jnr Cannonball run)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " I am big. It's the pictures that got small !" - Sunset Boulevard.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    im not an animal im a human being (John Hurt Elephant man)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Attention! Attention! Nils is dead!

    Die Hard With a Vengeance
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Mai? Oh, yeah. Little Asian chick, likes to kick people? I don't think she's gonna be talkin' to anybody for a really long time. Last time I saw her she was at the bottom of a elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass ! "

    Die Hard 4.0, ( I love the Die Hard movies ) -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Next time, I'll deflate all your balls, friend! " Jason Statham, The Expendables.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    'And Don't call me Shirley' :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " This man has to be taken to a hospital !"
    " Hospital ...... What is it ? "
    " It's a big building full of sick people, but that's not important right now !" :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    he thinks his way (crocodile Dundee (Paul Hogan) to Sue Charlton describing how Neville Bell finds his way in the dark out in the bush :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " I could have gotten one more person... and I didn't! And I... I didn't! "
    Schindler's List
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    " I could have gotten one more person... and I didn't! And I... I didn't! "
    Schindler's List

    I want to know who stole zer chicken (also Schindlers list ) spoken by our very own M
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Fiennes, was outstanding in it. A truly nasty piece of work. -{


    "Mister ! "
    " You call him Doctor Jones, Doll ! "
    Temple of Doom :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Fiennes, was outstanding in it. A truly nasty piece of work. -{


    "Mister ! "
    " You call him Doctor Jones, Doll ! "
    Temple of Doom :D

    absolutely, Fiennes portrayal of this truly heinous man ,just brings to us the horrific capabilities of man against man,
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    ooh sir it was a drive by fruiting, :)) :)) Robin Williams in Mrs Doubtfire (we shall miss him ,but his work will live on forever)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    “Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.” Jack
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Daddy, look at that big old ugly alligator !"
    " That reminds Mr, have to call your mother tonight "
    Smokey and the Bandit 2 :))
    Love Jackie Gleason as the Sheriff./ {[]
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,427MI6 Agent
    "Phone call from God. If it had been collect, that would have been daring!"

    Dead Poets Society (in rememberence of the great Robin Williams)



    "You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and blow."

    To Have and Have Not (in remembereence of the legendary Lauren Baccall)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well, I got nowhere else to go. The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones
    Dr Mcoy- Star Trek

    Who was that pointy-eared bastard?
    Cpt Kirk-Star Trek
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Axel Foley, :))
    Tell Victor that Ramon - -the fella he met about a week ago? - -tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.

    Yeah, Jenny, don't worry about me. We got cocaine and coffee here. We're gonna get wired and have a big party.

    Yeah, I understand. Boss. The Chief ain't chew it all out. You still got a little ass there.

    I never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while, 'cause I ordered some pizza.

    :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    " Daddy, look at that big old ugly alligator !"
    " That reminds Mr, have to call your mother tonight "
    Smokey and the Bandit 2 :))
    Love Jackie Gleason as the Sheriff./ {[]

    he was so horrible to his son in that film :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    edited August 2014
    "I'm never leaving home, Daddy!"
    " Don't you EVER, ..... EVER threaten me, like that again !"
    Smokie and the Bandit
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    if Dundee wants his clothes back, he can climb down and get them his bloody self
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " You're the disease, and I'm the cure !" - Cobra
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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