The Swedish weekly Øppeit reveils the first scandal of the prodction of Bond 24, now officially rumoured to be titled Skifall. When the truck carrying bikini-clad Scandinavian models emptied its cargo on the 007 stage inn Pinewood, a serious breech in the audition process was discovered. One of the film crew members discovered dark hair roots on one of the models. The Danish model who had acted in several TV commercials before she was cast, had to admit to actually be a natural redhead and had to spend the return to Denmark on the bed of the truck she had entered England on. EON now promises to tighten their audition procedures in the future.
Oh, you may mock, Number 24, but this is precisely the sort of turn of events that could call into question the very integrity of the entire Bond franchise and jeopardise its very future! Thank goodness it was discovered before it went before the cameras. I dread to think what might have happened otherwise. Keep up the great work of perusing the Scandinavian broadsheets, Sir.
True, it would have been horrible if not discovered. The transgender in FYEO is nothing compared to this. This is the reason Bond auditions are so scrupulous.,
There is to be a car chase, with an injured Bond being treated in the car by the
Female lead, while being attacked by several of the villain's motors. Luckily the
Car Is being driven from London by Q. Leading to some worried looks from
Bond, as Q takes some unusual routes. and with a few quips about Q having
Passed his driving test. ) and Mendes is to be dropped to be replaced by
Michael Bay.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Barbel to write and record the theme song
AS to choreograph stunts
Casting (female lead) by Number24
Casting (male lead) by Lexi
Props by MG, danjaq_0ff and Donk
Mr Craig's wardrobe by Mantis and Hart
Mr Craig's wristwatch by Bondtots
Set design (interiors) by AOS
Gassy Man to write the screenplay from a synopsis by BL, Chrisisall and Sir Miles
Thunderpussy to add final "script polish" (ie gags)
Barbel to write and record the theme song
AS to choreograph stunts
Casting (female lead) by Number24
Casting (male lead) by Lexi
Props by MG, danjaq_0ff and Donk
Mr Craig's wardrobe by Mantis and Hart
Mr Craig's wristwatch by Bondtots
Set design (interiors) by AOS
Gassy Man to write the screenplay from a synopsis by BL, Chrisisall and Sir Miles
Thunderpussy to add final "script polish" (ie gags)
You read it here first! ) -{
I'll get started on that synopsis straight away! )
) many people have tried to "gag" me )
Stand by for a script full of
" can I offer you a stiff one? ". " later maybe, right now I'll just have a drink "
Bond to pussy, " but you're gay "
Pussy, " Bi, James "
Bond, " Don't be like that stay and talk about it "
Script polish, probably more like sh*t polisher more like. )
I think I'm channelling the 67 CR script.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Barbel to write and record the theme song
AS to choreograph stunts
Casting (female lead) by Number24
Casting (male lead) by Lexi
Props by MG, danjaq_0ff and Donk
Mr Craig's wardrobe by Mantis and Hart
Mr Craig's wristwatch by Bondtots
Set design (interiors) by AOS
Gassy Man to write the screenplay from a synopsis by BL, Chrisisall and Sir Miles
Thunderpussy to add final "script polish" (ie gags)
As far as press reports go I laughed last night on sky news on a Party
Held by Dave Cameron as " Cool Britannia 2 " as the reporter said ...
" He was hoping for Daniel Craig and Benedict Cumberbatch but got
Ronnie Corbet and Bruce Forsythe ! " )
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Finally EON has found sense and hired the best people in each field! I'm thrilled I was given the most important job (while I have to admit scripts can sometimes be important too)
I'll spend all my time on the job, I assure you. I'll work day and night, totally imbedded in the job.
In Come And Dive, Daniel Craig's next Bond movie, there will be an homage to one of Roger Moore's Bonds. When Bond gets trapped on a small island in Bond 24 he will actually make use of the sharks circling around him and jump on their backs to safety! This wll be a fitting homage to both the many shark scenes in past Bond movies and the crocodile jumping scene in Live and Let Die :007)
UPDATE - Jeremy Kyle confirmed to be the Villain of Bond 24. 'Why haven't you seen your Kids Bond?' 'Well you should of put something on the End of it then!'
1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
In an homage to the free running sequence in CR , there is to be a stunt filled
Chase in the next Bond, set in a hospital were Bond is recovering from his
Wounds. He spots a Quantum agent in an electric wheel chair and gives chase
In his own electric chair.
After many jumps & stunts to catch the agent Bond has to put his chair over on
two wheels .
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
In Come And Dive, Daniel Craig's next Bond movie, there will be an homage to one of Roger Moore's Bonds. When Bond gets trapped on a small island in Bond 24 he will actually make use of the sharks circling around him and jump on their backs to safety! This wll be a fitting homage to both the many shark scenes in past Bond movies and the crocodile jumping scene in Live and Let Die :007)
Barbel to write and record the theme song
AS to choreograph stunts
Casting (female lead) by Number24
Casting (male lead) by Lexi
Props by MG, danjaq_0ff and Donk
Mr Craig's wardrobe by Mantis and Hart
Mr Craig's wristwatch by Bondtots
Set design (interiors) by AOS
Gassy Man to write the screenplay from a synopsis by BL, Chrisisall and Sir Miles
Thunderpussy to add final "script polish" (ie gags)
You read it here first! ) -{
Well that's Craig in uniform AND later some full frontal nudity then.... )
She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
Bond 24, will make extensive use of, viewer interaction. For the first time
The words of the theme song will appear over the titles, so everyone can
Sing along !
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Julie Andrews has been offered a cameo in Bond 24, where she will be on screen during the segment set in Austria. Local press reports she will play an elderly nanny, but it's still unclear if Andrews will sing.
Comments
True, it would have been horrible if not discovered. The transgender in FYEO is nothing compared to this. This is the reason Bond auditions are so scrupulous.,
Female lead, while being attacked by several of the villain's motors. Luckily the
Car Is being driven from London by Q. Leading to some worried looks from
Bond, as Q takes some unusual routes.
Passed his driving test.
Michael Bay.
Barbel to write and record the theme song
AS to choreograph stunts
Casting (female lead) by Number24
Casting (male lead) by Lexi
Props by MG, danjaq_0ff and Donk
Mr Craig's wardrobe by Mantis and Hart
Mr Craig's wristwatch by Bondtots
Set design (interiors) by AOS
Gassy Man to write the screenplay from a synopsis by BL, Chrisisall and Sir Miles
Thunderpussy to add final "script polish" (ie gags)
You read it here first!
I'll get started on that synopsis straight away!
Stand by for a script full of
" can I offer you a stiff one? ". " later maybe, right now I'll just have a drink "
Bond to pussy, " but you're gay "
Pussy, " Bi, James "
Bond, " Don't be like that stay and talk about it "
Script polish, probably more like sh*t polisher more like.
I think I'm channelling the 67 CR script.
" Here you may need this to play with your Asp ( 9mm ) "
Oh dear, Timex again?!
He'd be so lucky - have you seen some of 'watches' Bondtots likes
Held by Dave Cameron as " Cool Britannia 2 " as the reporter said ...
" He was hoping for Daniel Craig and Benedict Cumberbatch but got
Ronnie Corbet and Bruce Forsythe ! "
B*gger I KNEW there was someone I left out...
I think you know the Gentlemanly thing to do.
It's an easy mistake to make
I wouldn't like to annoy anyone with a gun collection.
I'll spend all my time on the job, I assure you. I'll work day and night, totally imbedded in the job.
Chase in the next Bond, set in a hospital were Bond is recovering from his
Wounds. He spots a Quantum agent in an electric wheel chair and gives chase
In his own electric chair.
After many jumps & stunts to catch the agent Bond has to put his chair over on
two wheels .
Would that be a case of Bond "Jumping the Shark"?
Well that's Craig in uniform AND later some full frontal nudity then....
If you get in quick and have a word with Number24, Lexi, he will cast you as female lead
The words of the theme song will appear over the titles, so everyone can
Sing along !